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haveblue posted:Two people are refusing to use any contraception but instead let things be dictated entirely by her cycle, meaning they are forced into a sex life that doesn't suit either of them and they've probably never been compatible to begin with, also they're married with kids now so gj all Owned
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The next thing I don't wanna have sex (like that'll happen  ) I'm gonna say "sry baby my boss is too dumb"
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Jul 27, 2023 22:37
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I have a lot of very specific and very personal questions that I'd like ask anyone who does that "family planning" lmao So loving weird
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Jul 27, 2023 22:40
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Why not get a gold mixer then? Gold is notoriously soft, an hour of mixing bread dough would twist the mixer piece out of shape beyond repair and maybe break it off entirely. Steel is a much better choice. Yes, I understand humor, why do you ask?
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Jul 27, 2023 22:40
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trad jesus looks down from heaven and smiles with approval at her meticulously updated sex spreadsheet
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I'm trying, but having read all those words it's still not clear to me whether the OP is saying she doesn't like sex at all or just with her husband (or something else entirely?)
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Jul 27, 2023 22:43
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trickybiscuits posted:Gold is notoriously soft, an hour of mixing bread dough would twist the mixer piece out of shape beyond repair and maybe break it off entirely. Steel is a much better choice. Yes, I understand humor, why do you ask? the mixer mixes gold, it is not made of gold so presumably it operates at way too high of temperatures for a typical kitchen so is also unsuitable for mixing bread dough. I too understand humor yes
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Jul 27, 2023 22:44
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trickybiscuits posted:
What the poo poo. Nobody deserves panic attacks. What is wrong with you? You do realise that they are the cause for the way he behaves, right? I guess the cliché “if depressed people would just stop being sad” applies. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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artsy fartsy posted:Lol hey you guys, read this If you want to really get his goat, say "Okay, we'll make it even - you only have to do 90 seconds of dishes". In all honesty, though, this is sad and it's a drat wonder that any branches of Christianity lasted this long with such bizarre ideas around sex.
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Jul 27, 2023 22:45
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artsy fartsy posted:Lol hey you guys, read this I feel like both of these people hate each other deeply and desperately, yikes.
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Jul 27, 2023 22:47
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Coca Koala posted:I feel like both of these people hate each other deeply and desperately, yikes. You're new to Catholicism, aren't you?
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Jul 27, 2023 22:48
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Nurglings posted:I'm trying, but having read all those words it's still not clear to me whether the OP is saying she doesn't like sex at all or just with her husband (or something else entirely?) She's not enjoying sex with her husband but saying no, getting a divorce, loving someone else, getting herself off or changing anything at all are completely off the table because catholicism
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Jul 27, 2023 22:50
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FoolyCharged posted:Funny how public school was never an option if they were so poor now. I wonder what kind of "better education" he was seeking? quote:My wife was working as a teacher before and after Colin was born. It was her idea to homeschool him after he entered 1st grade not knowing how to read, and I agreed We did nothing and he didn't learn how to read, the only alternative is homeschooling.
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Jul 27, 2023 22:51
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Clark Nova posted:She's not enjoying sex with her husband but saying no, getting a divorce, loving someone else, getting herself off or changing anything at all are completely off the table because catholicism ty, the "He’s almost always willing to do whatever sexplay I ask for, but that just makes it last longer, and I usually just want it to be done." part was throwing me off.
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Jul 27, 2023 22:53
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nvm. dumb me.
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Jul 27, 2023 22:58
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Deformed Church posted:Ask A Manager seems pretty good, albeit in a slightly different genre? I'm only an occasional browser but I've not noticed or heard of anything too terrible. Yeah, Ask A Manager is pretty good. And Captain Awkward is good, too, but updates more infrequently these days. Nurglings posted:ty, the "He’s almost always willing to do whatever sexplay I ask for, but that just makes it last longer, and I usually just want it to be done." part was throwing me off. Yeah, honestly it sounds like she's sex-repulsed asexual and doesn't realise it, and is going "everyone views having sex with their significant other as an unpleasant chore that has to be done, no one on the recieving end actually enjoys it" because she doesn't know any better. Unfortunately, they're Catholic so she's stuck with him unless she can fake being called by God to become a nun.
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Jul 27, 2023 23:18
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The Diddler posted:https://nypost.com/2016/02/08/dan-savages-race-baiting-exploitation-of-the-liberal-grievance-pyramid/ Hahahaha how did I miss someone citing the loving New York Post?
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Jul 27, 2023 23:20
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snergle posted:every time i drink out of this well i get the shits real bad. w/e i like the well => gets the shits so bad i end up in the hospital i still wanna drink out of that well. 
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Jul 27, 2023 23:25
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artsy fartsy posted:Lol hey you guys, read this Jesus Christ can the State step in and forcibly divorce these people?
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Khanstant posted:Jesus Christ can the State step in and forcibly divorce these people? And potentially inflict them on the innocent???
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WIBTA if I keep my roommates emotional support dog from himquote:I (25m) have a 14 year old miniature poodle (Jack), he's a laid back, very sweet, very chill dog. My roommate (23m) has decided that Jack would make the perfect emotional support dog for him, he says Jack "undertands his trauma" in a way no other dog could. He's asked me if I would give him Jack but he can't afford to care for him so I would still have to pay for everything, of course I said no, I'm not giving up my dog for anything but especially if I'd still have to pay for everything for him. Now, anytime my attention is away from Jack my roommate tries to take him in his room and close the door to keep him in there. Most of the time Jack won't go with him since he prefers sticking with me. Your dog understands my trauma like no other dog could. Please, let me have him! Also, you should continue to pay all the bills for him.
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Jul 27, 2023 23:55
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RocketMermaid posted:If you want to really get his goat, say "Okay, we'll make it even - you only have to do 90 seconds of dishes". If I could go back and tweak evolution a little bit, I would make it so that humans would not reproduce unless the woman orgasmed. To be fair we would have maybe 10 % of the population we do now, but I think the sacrifice would be worth it.
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Jul 28, 2023 00:23
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tinytort posted:Unfortunately, they're Catholic so she's stuck with him unless she can fake being called by God to become a nun.  Nope! If you're married, you can only become a priest or a non if your partner consents. Non is a typo, and I like it that way.
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AITA for making my husband a vegan dinner even though he’s completely against becoming one?quote:I (24M) and my husband (25M) have been happily married for a little over a year now. We met through a mutual friend and he learned very quickly that I am a vegan. About a year after we met and got closer, we started dating. He had no issues with me being vegan, but made it very clear that I couldn’t force him into being a vegan, which I respected. I haven’t ever put him down for eating meat in front of me, as that is his choice. Each to their own. We even served both vegan and meat-inclusive food at our wedding to accommodate both of our families.
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Jul 28, 2023 00:33
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angrily throwing my pb&j on the floor. how dare you. HOW DARE YOU
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AITA for telling my daughter's girlfriend to get off of her phone during dinner?quote:I (56M) met my only daughter's (Lauren - 20F) first serious girlfriend (Heather - 31F) yesterday. Given the age difference, I will admit I was already a bit stressed out but I gathered myself for Lauren.
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Jul 28, 2023 00:42
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I dread the comments because as I have said before AITA loving hates vegans on the regular.
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Jul 28, 2023 00:42
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tinytort posted:Yeah, Ask A Manager is pretty good. And Captain Awkward is good, too, but updates more infrequently these days. I don't know, she sorta indicates she gets horny when she's ovulating. But that's when they can't have sex. She has created herself a weird hell all her own.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Some of you may want to catch up with the thread instead of hitting the quote button on posts from pages ago. Yeah sorry, forgot I had to commit to reading all 900 new posts a day ITT because the IK occasionally takes a break from oversharing about their hosed up life to get some dopamine hits by probing people who obviously want to discuss something that has been arbitrarily forbidden.
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AngryRobotsInc posted:I dread the comments because as I have said before AITA loving hates vegans on the regular. I'm seeing wall to wall NTA, but also there are 5000 comments in 6 hours and I'm not scrolling through all of those. I did find this tidbit: quote:He doesn’t eat meat religiously in his meals, and is actually quite fond of pasta with tomato sauce. Not sure if this makes him more or less stupid than if he was a "it's not a meal if it doesn't have meat" type.
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:Yeah sorry, forgot I had to commit to reading all 900 new posts a day ITT because the IK occasionally takes a break from oversharing about their hosed up life to get some dopamine hits by probing people who obviously want to discuss something that has been arbitrarily forbidden. Just Kramering into threads to post an opinion on a topic that everyone got sick of 3 pages ago, no time for reading! gently caress it, let's start responding to posts from page 2
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Cowslips Warren posted:If I could go back and tweak evolution a little bit, I would make it so that humans would not reproduce unless the woman orgasmed. To be fair we would have maybe 10 % of the population we do now, but I think the sacrifice would be worth it. Let's be realistic, not only would there be no children born but already living people would start blinking out of existence
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The redditors who whine about folks being too quick to advise people to divorce/sever from their garbage relationships are so pathetic. Anytime I read a comment like that, I just assume they either settled for trash themselves and have a crab bucket mentality or are the rear end in a top hat people keep severing from. It is in no way "extreme" to advise someone to ditch the kind of loser who would yell at their partner for serving them a fruit or vegetable. There's no way that guy has any redeemable qualities worth trying to make it work.
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AngryRobotsInc posted:I dread the comments because as I have said before AITA loving hates vegans on the regular. Stop trying to make other people eat vegan, then  if they want to do it then they'll do it on their own.
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PancakeTransmission posted:Just Kramering into threads to post an opinion on a topic that everyone got sick of 3 pages ago, no time for reading! gently caress it, let's start responding to posts from page 2 Yeah, why dont you cry at my daily mock funeral????
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Jul 28, 2023 01:57
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA for telling my daughter's girlfriend to get off of her phone during dinner? That's... a pretty crazy amount of interruptions during an hourlong dinner. To be honest, if you have to stop to take a call every ten minutes then you should probably reschedule the dinner.
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Clocks posted:That's... a pretty crazy amount of interruptions during an hourlong dinner. To be honest, if you have to stop to take a call every ten minutes then you should probably reschedule the dinner. Lawyers are notorious for their always-on bullshit, but this seems extreme even for that. And if you know you're gonna be interrupted this much you could just, like...communicate?
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Midnight Voyager posted:
IKeeping on the crap parent theme: quote:It IS happening all over. Given that, there must be a common link, right? just as it is no coincidence that 500 people in a small town of say 1000 people, who all work at the chemical company down the road, all get cancer about the same time. “There are no conspiracies but there are also no coincidences.” – Stephen K. Bannon I guarantee this person is retired. And a boring answer for a clickbait headline: I Am Estranged From My Toxic Mother. Should I Go on Her Birthday Trip? quote:A year ago, I cut my toxic mother out of my life. It was a good decision. The problem: My father, whom I still see one on one, is distraught that I skip family events to avoid her. Now, he’s decided to pay for the whole family to go to an expensive resort to celebrate my mother’s 80th birthday, and he is pressuring me to join them. I think it would be hypocritical to go on vacation to celebrate a woman whom I no longer speak to. But my dad is 85. He has always been loving and supportive to me, and I know my being there would mean a lot to him. I’m torn: I don’t want to subject myself to my mother, but I don’t want to ruin the vacation for my father. Thoughts? 2. I do hate when people say things like "everybody just calls everyone a narcissist, everyone thinks behavior they don't like is toxic." I also hate it when people actually do call someone narcissistic or toxic when what they really mean is this person treated them badly. I don't see it often, but I've seen it. But of the two, I hate the first one more.
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Canuckistan posted:Everyone below this post is a Satan shitplane. gently caress you, no I'm not  
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AITA For Not Wanting to Give my Disabled Uncle One of my DVD’s?quote:Around 4 months ago my uncle suffered a severe life altering stroke that has largely limited what he can do now. When he was first in the hospital I dropped off a DVD copy of Jaws for him to watch in his room and enjoy. He ended up moving rooms several times in that hospital (and has since moved to a new one). I never saw that DVD since and I lack the testicular fortitude to bring up its whereabouts. I’ve just let it go and accepted I probably won’t get it back. bolding mine because I like that phrase.
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