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Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Non Compos Mentis posted:

they remaking sausages from poop now?

always have been. hence the saying "you don't want to know what goes into a sausage oh no my friend!"

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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Desert Bus posted:

always have been. hence the saying "you don't want to know what goes into a sausage oh no my friend!"

so a beyond hot dog is just vegetarian poop?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Plant sausage atop a pillow of bread. Iced with mayonnaise

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Non Compos Mentis posted:

so a beyond hot dog is just vegetarian poop?

What did you think "Beyond" meant?

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Non Compos Mentis posted:

so a beyond hot dog is just vegetarian poop?

Beyond the digestive tract yes

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


you cant have, nor handle my vegetarian poops

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Upsidads posted:

you cant have, nor handle my vegetarian poops

they're radioactive and i'm possible radioactive dump sites. call me

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
This hexes the hotdog

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

It worked

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

That not hotdog someone cooked a big fat caterpillar

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

bird with big dick posted:

That not hotdog someone cooked a big fat caterpillar

that's the "#hot dog hex", it turns you from your beautiful normal caterpillar self into a terrible hotdog

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.
farmtoprison

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003



Doomed to turn into a hotdog unless you satisfy the witch's curse

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

ekuNNN posted:

that's the "#hot dog hex", it turns you from your beautiful normal caterpillar self into a terrible hotdog

Man I don't remember this in The Metamophisis

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Literally A Person posted:

Man I don't remember this in The Metamophisis

"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a terrible hot dog, instead of a gigantic insect."

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



*The Meatamorphosis

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Smugworth posted:

Doomed to turn into a hotdog unless you satisfy the witch's curse



Dick Van Patten?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...





:yikes:

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
You can sit waaaaay over there, and we'll sit over here.

kare
Mar 19, 2002

This one has too many onions tied around its belt

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

As somebody who can't eat onions without getting ill, that's what every takeaway burger seems to appear like when I order "no onions".

I don't eat meat anymore, but I remember that sheer dissapointment of opening up the packet and the smell hitting me.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Nothing better than a classic Chicago dog

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
the saddest chicago dog

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




This feels like some kind of biblically accurate frankfurter poo poo

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Captain Hygiene posted:

This feels like some kind of biblically accurate frankfurter poo poo

Ezekiel 1:1-28:22

1. When I was thirty years of age, I was living with a hip crew on the New York river. On the fifth day of the fourth month, the sky opened up and I saw visions of A meal.

2-3 I saw something that looked like a frankfurter on the table beside each of the four-faced sauces. This is what the frankfurter looked like: They were identical frankfurter, sparkling like diamonds in the sun. It looked like they were frankfurter within frankfurter, like a gyroscope.


17-21 They went in any one of the four directions they faced, but straight, not veering off. The rims were immense, circled with tomato sauce. When the living creatures went, the frankfurter went; when the living creatures lifted off, the frankfurter lifted off. Wherever the sauce went, they went, the frankfurter sticking right with them, for the spirit of the living sauces was on the frankfurter. When the sauces went, the frankfurter went; when the sauce stopped, the frankfurter stopped; when the sauce lifted off, the frankfurter lifted off, because the sauces of the delicious meal was in the frankfurter. That’s what it was like. It turned out to be the Glory of a hip 60's swingers meal!

25-28 When I saw all this, I fell to my knees, my face to the ground. Then I heard a voice.

It said, “Son of man, stand up. tuck in. Plenty for all.”

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Captain Hygiene posted:

This feels like some kind of biblically accurate frankfurter poo poo

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Captain Hygiene posted:

This feels like some kind of biblically accurate frankfurter poo poo

Be not afraid

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


zone
Dec 6, 2016


Be not afraid the hotdog version

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Wagyu burgers are a scam

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




The punishment for using a wagyu cow for this should be being made into a burger yourself

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Wagyu meat is considered high quality because of the extreme amount of fat marbling it has in between the muscle tissue. It's the physical composition itself that makes it so good. Grinding it up just gives you... really fatty ground beef.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Devils Affricate posted:

Wagyu meat is considered high quality because of the extreme amount of fat marbling it has in between the muscle tissue. It's the physical composition itself that makes it so good. Grinding it up just gives you... really fatty ground beef.

Really fatty ground beef that you can sell at a premium.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I assume, and hope, that they just sell all the scraps for the wagyu mince. if someone is manually grinding up wagyu steak i will be very displeased

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Yeah not all wagyu is super fatty

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Poohs Packin posted:

Yeah not all wagyu is super fatty

Spotted the fatty wagyu

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Smugworth posted:

Spotted the fatty wagyu

Its glandular

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Smugworth posted:

Spotted the fatty wagyu

Maybe they're just a big boned cow like your mom

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