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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > The Goodmine > 2023 World Cup - Nice shot Megan, the USA is going to Hell!!!
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webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

whypick1 posted:

I thought for sure that was going in

Yeah that was a great save

I dunno what comms you all are getting, but on my feed the commentator keeps calling the Brazilian keeper “Le Tissier”

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Glimm
Jul 27, 2005

Time is only gonna pass you by

 Beautiful goal

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Grimson
Dec 16, 2004



 Allez!

* # ? Jul 29, 2023 11:19
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webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
Noice

That’s been coming

* # ? Jul 29, 2023 11:20
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Grimson
Dec 16, 2004



 She'd have wanted to score that.

* # ? Jul 29, 2023 11:24
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webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
yikes that's a bad miss

* # ? Jul 29, 2023 11:25
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skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
Whoa what happened in the Italy game?

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Grimson
Dec 16, 2004

skasion posted:

Whoa what happened in the Italy game?

Couldn't defend corners.

* # ? Jul 29, 2023 11:30
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habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
 Some real good footie in this France v. Brazil have, le Sommers goal was an extremely nice bit of skill on the assist.

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habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
 Also, lol, just looking at the early game score. Classic Shitaly.

* # ? Jul 29, 2023 11:32
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Ace Jameson
Feb 10, 2006
 Karchaoui is such a good LB

* # ? Jul 29, 2023 11:33
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Grimson
Dec 16, 2004



 Was just about to say they should probably sub Marta on, but they should probably sub her on regardless.

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habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
 2 Good Teams.

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webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
Game on!

e; great control and finish there

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Terminally Bored
Oct 31, 2011

Twenty-five dollars and a six pack to my name

habeasdorkus posted:

2 Good Teams.
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habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

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 decent save but you gotta finish from there!

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Grimson
Dec 16, 2004



 Everyone's going to have cramps with like 15 minutes to go at this pace.

* # ? Jul 29, 2023 12:27
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habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
 This game is great.

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karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

habeasdorkus posted:

This game is great.

yeah thats true

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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Grimson posted:

Everyone's going to have cramps with like 15 minutes to go at this pace.

You think they can all sync up that quickly?

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Grimson
Dec 16, 2004

Shrapnig posted:

You think they can all sync up that quickly?

:golfclap:

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Seems like Brazil got a better halftime speech than France.

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habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

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 This is the best game I've seen in the Cup so far.

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karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
 holy poo poo.

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Grimson
Dec 16, 2004



 Allez!

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karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
 brazil will have wanted to not allow an unmarked header.

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webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
What a header

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Bourricot
Aug 7, 2016

karmicknight posted:

holy poo poo.

lol French TV was calling it :france:

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Ace Jameson
Feb 10, 2006
 lmao at the instant tantrum from the keeper

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Terminally Bored
Oct 31, 2011

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Didn't even have to jump

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Grimson
Dec 16, 2004



 You're asking for it if you don't mark Renard on a corner.

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

whypick1 posted:

Seems like Brazil got a better halftime speech than France.

Spoke too soon

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webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
Yeah wow that is shocking defending, just ignoring the 6’2” heading specialist storming towards the back post

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Bourricot
Aug 7, 2016



 Marta in :getin:

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webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
Marta time!

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Ace Jameson
Feb 10, 2006
 such a dumb decision to put that on net when you could take it to the corner

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Grimson
Dec 16, 2004



 Hervé fighting with the 4th ref is a vibe.

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habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
 lol, Herve is so mad that the final whistle hasn't blown.

* # ? Jul 29, 2023 12:58
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Grimson
Dec 16, 2004



 Or was it against Pia Sundhage? Go off Hervé.

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habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
 Brazil had their chance, they hosed it!

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