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Shaman Tank Spec: Dec 26, 2003; *blep*

"Have you ever met anyone that's killed anyone? I think my grandpa may have... but he never liked to talk about what happened at Kent State."

E:

"I mean, if you can do it..."
"Then so can you, because I'm a ridiculous, unstable human being!"

E2:

"Tracy, did you even go home last night? And where's your shirt?"
"NO! And AT LARGE."

Another incredible episode.

Shaman Tank Spec fucked around with this message at 10:59 on Jul 27, 2023

# ? Jul 27, 2023 10:48

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 16:18

Thundercracker: Jun 25, 2004; Proudly serving the Ruinous Powers since as a veteran of the long war.; College Slice

When the Parcells first came to America, they lived in a town called ‘Sexcriminalboat.’

# ? Jul 27, 2023 14:33

zephloyd: Aug 7, 2004; frizzle frazzle

I'm Portia, and I don't care what anyone says: I KEEP THEM 3D GLASSES

# ? Jul 27, 2023 17:29

FrumpleOrz: Feb 12, 2014; Perhaps you have not been to the *Playground*.
The *Playground* is for Taalo and for Orz, but *Campers* can go.
It more fun than several.
You can go there for too much fun.

Which is why I'll have the carp po'boy with extra chuckle.

# ? Jul 27, 2023 17:37

Shaman Tank Spec: Dec 26, 2003; *blep*

"Just a heads up, Jack, Tracy knows what time it is."
"drat it."

E:

"I don't wanna be here! I don't like it here! Who's this guy?" :cry:

E2:

"OK, which one of us is gonna give up first?"
"The black one! I can't take it anymore, I hate it!"

Shaman Tank Spec fucked around with this message at 11:09 on Jul 28, 2023

# ? Jul 28, 2023 10:57

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Tracy Chapman. She's a woman, right?

# ? Jul 28, 2023 16:56

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Poque posted:

Tracy Chapman. She's a woman, right?

Male nipples? Funny. Monkey nipples? Funny. Female nipples? USELESS!

# ? Jul 28, 2023 17:42

Slamhound: Mar 27, 2010

Hey mom, it's Walter...I'm just calling to tell you they cancelled the audition, so maybe pray on something else.

# ? Jul 29, 2023 09:20

Shaman Tank Spec: Dec 26, 2003; *blep*

"Mmhm yeah, I'm-a teach karate and whatnot... to kids... or whatever."

# ? Jul 29, 2023 10:47

Shaman Tank Spec: Dec 26, 2003; *blep*

"Tracy, did you even go home last night? And where's your shirt?"
"NO! And AT. LARGE."

# ? Jul 29, 2023 11:37

Palmtree Panic: Jul 28, 2007; He has no style, he has no grace

I've got other ideas, like a microbrewery that also serves frozen yogurt. I'm gonna call it "Microsoft."

# ? Jul 29, 2023 17:08

Thundercracker: Jun 25, 2004; Proudly serving the Ruinous Powers since as a veteran of the long war.; College Slice

Palmtree Panic posted:

I've got other ideas, like a microbrewery that also serves frozen yogurt. I'm gonna call it "Microsoft."

That running is just absolutely perfect. Especially after the first one you know it's coming and it still lands.

You're magic jeans are from BDL? Oh Lemon, it's not hand-made in USA, it's pronounced Hand-made in Usa. The Hand people are Vietnamese slave tribe and Usa is their island prison. They made your jeans.

# ? Jul 29, 2023 18:49

Shaman Tank Spec: Dec 26, 2003; *blep*

"He was the baddest gangster in my class. We called him MEAN STEVE. But his real name was Steve deKiller."

E:

"I have but one thing to say to all of you. Be yourself! I'm talking to you, clearly gay kid."
"Who told?"
"And you, white kid just trying to go unnoticed!"
"Aw come on!"

Shaman Tank Spec fucked around with this message at 12:08 on Jul 30, 2023

# ? Jul 30, 2023 12:01

FrumpleOrz: Feb 12, 2014; Perhaps you have not been to the *Playground*.
The *Playground* is for Taalo and for Orz, but *Campers* can go.
It more fun than several.
You can go there for too much fun.

Do you know who's fun at parties? Paris Hilton, Andy Dick, Tracy. And they're all going to burn in Hell!

# ? Jul 30, 2023 16:44

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Let's just say you're at the market buying.... potatoes. And that 10lb bag of potatoes costs...... $400? But then! The uhhh.... grocery.... concierge.... tells you that a 5lb bag of potatoes costs $400. Well that would be shocking, right? Because a 5lb bag should only cost $200!

# ? Jul 31, 2023 10:18

Shaman Tank Spec: Dec 26, 2003; *blep*

"Sir, you sound like the mall santas when they come back from lunch."

e:

"We have no actors. Now, we could rerun episode 214..."
"No, no, no! That's the one where Tracy tore up that picture of the pope!"
"Well in his defence it was Pope Innocent the Fourth because he increased taxation in the papal states."

# ? Jul 31, 2023 11:32

smackfu: Jun 7, 2004

Jenna:
[simultaneously with Paul] You dress as Natalie Portman from the movie Black Swan and I dress and former Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver and Pennsylvania gubernatorial nominee Lynn Swann! We're two black swans!

(The resulting blackface from that joke seemed a bit pointless, and now you can�t watch the episode anywhere.)

# ? Jul 31, 2023 12:36

Doc Fission: Sep 11, 2011

It's a shame because the line delivery would have been perfectly adequate payoff

# ? Jul 31, 2023 18:38

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

That's my favorite ep of the entire series. Welcome...to my CHRISTMAS ATTACK ZONE

# ? Jul 31, 2023 18:40

MokBa: Jun 8, 2006; If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

FINALLY

OLD ENOUGH TO RENT A CAR

# ? Jul 31, 2023 20:07

Palmtree Panic: Jul 28, 2007; He has no style, he has no grace

The Hapsburg line... has ended. You can pick up your gift bags at the coat check.

# ? Jul 31, 2023 20:16

Grassy Knowles: Apr 4, 2003; "The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Palmtree Panic posted:

The Hapsburg line... has ended. You can pick up your gift bags at the coat check.

cute but also :smith:

# ? Jul 31, 2023 21:20

Shaman Tank Spec: Dec 26, 2003; *blep*

"Blammo! Another successful interaction with a man!"

E:

"A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barbershop pole factory!"

Shaman Tank Spec fucked around with this message at 09:33 on Aug 1, 2023

# ? Aug 1, 2023 09:30

FrumpleOrz: Feb 12, 2014; Perhaps you have not been to the *Playground*.
The *Playground* is for Taalo and for Orz, but *Campers* can go.
It more fun than several.
You can go there for too much fun.

And for giving the Queen parvo.

# ? Aug 1, 2023 16:48

JoeRules: Jul 11, 2001

Dan Silversmith, Carolina Mutual... I can't talk right now.

# ? Aug 2, 2023 02:48

Shaman Tank Spec: Dec 26, 2003; *blep*

"Orange and black decorations? Is this Halloween or Princeton parents' weekend? I don't know whether to be scared or proud of my cousin!"
"It's Halloween, sir."
"Proud it is!"

E:

"Excuse me, Mr. Donaghy. I wasn't sure if you were participating in this year's pumpkin carving contest, or, if like last year, I should go jump up my own rear end."
"Same as last year."

Shaman Tank Spec fucked around with this message at 09:52 on Aug 2, 2023

# ? Aug 2, 2023 09:49

FrumpleOrz: Feb 12, 2014; Perhaps you have not been to the *Playground*.
The *Playground* is for Taalo and for Orz, but *Campers* can go.
It more fun than several.
You can go there for too much fun.

You looking to party? It's $5000 for kissing, $10,000 for snuggling. End of list.

# ? Aug 2, 2023 21:39

ninjahedgehog: Feb 17, 2011; It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.

It's Turgiss! With Tracky Jon-Jon, and Jimmy Mmo_oorp

# ? Aug 2, 2023 23:19

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Ethan and I BOTH thought that the programs were really easy to read.

# ? Aug 3, 2023 06:01

Palmtree Panic: Jul 28, 2007; He has no style, he has no grace

I am so on a roll! No crying in my bath tonight.

# ? Aug 3, 2023 06:27

Shaman Tank Spec: Dec 26, 2003; *blep*

"See that's exactly what I'm talking about -- human empathy! It's as useless as the Winter Olympics... this February on NBC."

E:

"You have Mugabe's Concubines! No!"

Shaman Tank Spec fucked around with this message at 10:47 on Aug 4, 2023

# ? Aug 4, 2023 10:40

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Good job, sex doll.

# ? Aug 4, 2023 14:26

ninjahedgehog: Feb 17, 2011; It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.

Shaman Tank Spec posted:

"See that's exactly what I'm talking about -- human empathy! It's as useless as the Winter Olympics... this February on NBC."

Hey, where's Frank? He still hasn't rewritten that Olympics sketch about LINDSAY VONN who won the GOLD MEDAL FOR SKIING

# ? Aug 4, 2023 16:15

BalloonFish: Jun 30, 2013; Fun Shoe

"Yes Mr. Geiss, of course...well, I'll only be in D.C. for the day but if I find time I'll be sure to go see Fonzi's jacket...you 'sit on it' as well."

# ? Aug 4, 2023 23:04

Shaman Tank Spec: Dec 26, 2003; *blep*

"Oh no, is that the new cast member?"
"What? No, I'm Lutz."
:confused:

"I've worked here three years?"
:confused:

"I gave you that car I won?"
:shrug:

# ? Aug 5, 2023 11:17

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Lutz... did you just buy this car? These flames are magic marker and tape!

# ? Aug 5, 2023 12:19

FrumpleOrz: Feb 12, 2014; Perhaps you have not been to the *Playground*.
The *Playground* is for Taalo and for Orz, but *Campers* can go.
It more fun than several.
You can go there for too much fun.

And both sides being right is like kissing your sister. A wonderful treat!

# ? Aug 5, 2023 18:58