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Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

yeah.

it really is an old timer.

*sagely nod*

# ? Jul 29, 2023 00:35

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# ? May 27, 2024 21:15

D-Pad: Jun 28, 2006

Somebody Google ferret inflation and tell me what the big deal is. I really want to know now but I learned my lesson a long time ago about doing that when a goon warns you off.

# ? Jul 29, 2023 01:59

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

D-Pad posted:

Somebody Google ferret inflation and tell me what the big deal is. I really want to know now but I learned my lesson a long time ago about doing that when a goon warns you off.

quote for the quotes thread

# ? Jul 29, 2023 02:09

Dareon: Apr 6, 2009; by vyelkin

D-Pad posted:

Somebody Google ferret inflation and tell me what the big deal is. I really want to know now but I learned my lesson a long time ago about doing that when a goon warns you off.

Forget it, Jake. It's a furry fetish.

# ? Jul 29, 2023 02:14

Grassy Knowles: Apr 4, 2003; "The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

D-Pad posted:

Somebody Google ferret inflation and tell me what the big deal is. I really want to know now but I learned my lesson a long time ago about doing that when a goon warns you off.

Sentient being+inflation will almost always be inflation fetish material. That�s the joke. Kinda how if you type in almost any minor celebrity into a search engine the autocomplete will suggest �foot�

# ? Jul 29, 2023 02:42

Arivia: Mar 17, 2011

Grassy Knowles posted:

Sentient being+inflation will almost always be inflation fetish material. That�s the joke. Kinda how if you type in almost any minor celebrity into a search engine the autocomplete will suggest �foot�

Oscar Pistorius???

# ? Jul 29, 2023 02:44

Grassy Knowles: Apr 4, 2003; "The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Arivia posted:

Oscar Pistorius???

I definitely wouldnt look up him with inflation

# ? Jul 29, 2023 02:47

Dareon: Apr 6, 2009; by vyelkin

Doesn't even need to be sentient beings. There's car- and planefuckers out there, and at least the ones with the most money for commissions are into inflation.

# ? Jul 29, 2023 03:05

Sir Lemming: Jan 27, 2009; It's a piece of JUNK!

AI has taken the fun out of Google's automatically suggested questions/completions because now I don't know if any person ever actually typed that in. Just that a computer thinks they might.

# ? Jul 29, 2023 03:33

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

"ok google" please generate a million websites about inflation fetish vs sports and/or kitchen appliances tia

we can use these in the future to locate the original websites

# ? Jul 29, 2023 03:48

Captain Invictus: Apr 5, 2005; Try reading some manga!; Clever Betty

FartRomancer.EXE posted:

at least you didnt steal another copy of darkspore

verbal enema posted:

I spent six months in jail for that poo poo

Endorph posted:

did you really spend half a year in jail because of darkspore

verbal enema posted:

Yes lol

# ? Jul 29, 2023 04:01

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Captain Invictus posted:

I feel like there needs to be more of this story shared.

# ? Jul 29, 2023 04:40

wheatpuppy: Apr 25, 2008; YOU HAVE MY POST!

Inceltown posted:

I feel like there needs to be more of this story shared.

My "I spent 6 months in jail for stealing darkspore" T-shirt is raising questions, etc.

# ? Jul 29, 2023 05:21

D-Pad: Jun 28, 2006

Grassy Knowles posted:

Sentient being+inflation will almost always be inflation fetish material. That�s the joke. Kinda how if you type in almost any minor celebrity into a search engine the autocomplete will suggest �foot�

Just when you think you've heard of all possible fetishes....An infinite frontier stands before me

# ? Jul 29, 2023 05:58

Marcade: Jun 11, 2006; Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Grassy Knowles posted:

Sentient being+inflation will almost always be inflation fetish material. That’s the joke. Kinda how if you type in almost any minor celebrity into a search engine the autocomplete will suggest ‘foot’

I tried this with Daniel Day-Lewis and just got some weird movie about him painting??

# ? Jul 29, 2023 06:18

Doctor Bishop: Oct 22, 2013; To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.

Captain Invictus posted:

"This game better be drat good for all the trouble it's caused me. ...What do you mean the servers have been shut down and it can't be played anymore?!"

# ? Jul 29, 2023 06:48

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Now, get this... "foot inflation".

*dollar eyes*

# ? Jul 29, 2023 06:56

Jabberlock: Nov 29, 2014

Karate Bastard posted:

Now, get this... "foot inflation".

*dollar eyes*

thats called gout and its decidedly unsexy

# ? Jul 29, 2023 06:57

Biplane: Jul 18, 2005

Dollar inflation :circlefap:

# ? Jul 29, 2023 06:58

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Jabberlock posted:

thats called gout and its decidedly unsexy

Maybe to you, prude.

_{_{And also to me since I've had it before and it loving hurts.}}

# ? Jul 29, 2023 07:00

Captain Invictus: Apr 5, 2005; Try reading some manga!; Clever Betty

Biplane posted:

Dollar inflation

the economy's been the truest degenerate the longest.

# ? Jul 29, 2023 07:05

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Maybe to you, prude.

_{_{And also to me since I've had it before and it loving hurts.}}

Vincent van Goutse

# ? Jul 29, 2023 08:09

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Rust Martialis posted:

Vincent van Goutse

sensiblechuckle.gif

# ? Jul 29, 2023 08:42

Grassy Knowles: Apr 4, 2003; "The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Maybe to you, prude.

_{_{And also to me since I've had it before and it loving hurts.}}

I knew someone very physically active who only ate plain beef tacos from Chipotle for too long and got gout. That�s my gout story

# ? Jul 29, 2023 14:04

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Grassy Knowles posted:

I definitely wouldnt look up him with inflation

if anything his thing was deflation

# ? Jul 29, 2023 14:22

Tree Bucket: Apr 1, 2016; R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Grassy Knowles posted:

I knew someone very physically active who only ate plain beef tacos from Chipotle for too long and got gout. That�s my gout story

Gout, with a side order of scurvy

# ? Jul 29, 2023 14:37

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Far as I can tell I got it from drinking like nine large mugs of sugary tea daily over an extended period. My doctor was shocked how quickly my abnormally high uric acid levels dropped after I gave up the habit and went back to black coffee.

# ? Jul 29, 2023 14:49

Grassy Knowles: Apr 4, 2003; "The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Tree Bucket posted:

Gout, with a side order of scurvy

I feel like Chipotle had just started carrying tacos fairly recently too, this was in the early aughts.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Far as I can tell I got it from drinking like nine large mugs of sugary tea daily over an extended period. My doctor was shocked how quickly my abnormally high uric acid levels dropped after I gave up the habit and went back to black coffee.

Oh he also drank tons of Coca Cola

# ? Jul 29, 2023 15:04

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

I used to consume a lot of coca caine and that took care of the gout problem

# ? Jul 29, 2023 16:35

canyoneer: Sep 13, 2005; I only have canyoneyes for you

Bad With Money thread in BFC mocks a predatory loan company called Pauzible and someone from the company pays $10 to make an account and defend it

Pauzible_cs posted:

Addressing some of the queries raised in the thread earlier on Pauzible
1. Third parties can own a share of homeowner equity without affecting their mortgage contracts. The concept of home equity sharing agreement has been in existence in the US since 2004 across multiple providers.

2. It is not a home equity loan or a HELOC, in fact it is not debt. A home equity loan or HELOC requires you to pay interest and principal back. Whereas at Pauzible, homeowners who have sufficient equity in their home would be able to tap into this home equity without taking on additional debt - by letting Pauzible invest in the equity in their homes in return for receiving funds.
Pauzible would receive a return on their investment in the owner's home only at the time the homeowner sells, or refinances or buys their equity share out anytime within a 10 year window or immediately after.
If the value of their home appreciates, Pauzible would be sharing in that gain. If not, Pauzible would make less, or even lose money.

3. The objective of the lien on the property is to make sure that Pauzible's rights in the home equity sharing agreement are protected and that owners are not able to sell or refinance the property without Pauzible being notified and Pauzible's share being realized.

Hope this clarifies.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Jul 29, 2023 18:26

The Wicked ZOGA: Jan 27, 2022; Can't post for 48 hours!

I think that guy should be executed

# ? Jul 29, 2023 18:40

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

canyoneer posted:

Bad With Money thread in BFC mocks a predatory loan company called Pauzible and someone from the company pays $10 to make an account and defend it

lovely loan company goon was not banned for that post... yet :twisted:

# ? Jul 29, 2023 18:43

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Make them rereg for 10k$

Take that blood money

# ? Jul 29, 2023 18:45

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Karate Bastard posted:

Make them rereg for 10k$

Take that blood money

Hillary avatars for *everyone*

# ? Jul 29, 2023 18:46

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

If someone mad is buying those can I get one too? Their dumb as poo poo if that helps

# ? Jul 29, 2023 18:48

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Karate Bastard posted:

If someone mad is buying those can I get one too? Their dumb as poo poo if that helps

You don't spend $500 on Hillary avatars because you're a happy, well-adjusted person, do you? "Mad" is probably just scratching the surface.

# ? Jul 29, 2023 18:50

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

canyoneer posted:

Bad With Money thread in BFC mocks a predatory loan company called Pauzible and someone from the company pays $10 to make an account and defend it

More companies should do wild poo poo like that. I mean, they already do that on social media where their bots randomly pop up in semi-private conversations if they detect negativity towards the brand, but paying ten bucks to defend your company on a dead comedy forum is next level.

# ? Jul 29, 2023 18:51

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Karate Bastard posted:

If someone mad is buying those can I get one too? Their dumb as poo poo if that helps

Someone got real salty with the GBS War in Ukraine thread, and bought a lot of posters there Hillary avatars.

# ? Jul 29, 2023 18:51

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

War crime gigolo said it was them, and if so it's to be funny and if so then god bless. But if someone is rage bying dumb poo poo then they're a wrong dummy dumb dumb butt head and they should stop

# ? Jul 29, 2023 18:54

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# ? May 27, 2024 21:15

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Pauz my neg rear end

# ? Jul 29, 2023 18:59

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