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A Pauzity of Gravitas
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# ? Jul 29, 2023 19:01 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 21:25 |
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Banned for homeloan
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# ? Jul 29, 2023 19:01 |
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reignofevil posted:I wanna film a buddy cop movie with Will Smith and Jared Leto and the villains will be the power combo of Kevin Hart and Your Psychologist Who Prescribed The Calm Down Pills.
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# ? Jul 29, 2023 19:01 |
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EorayMel posted:Banned for homeloan
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# ? Jul 29, 2023 19:14 |
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EorayMel posted:Banned for homeloan
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# ? Jul 29, 2023 19:19 |
EorayMel posted:Banned for homeloan
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# ? Jul 29, 2023 19:26 |
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EorayMel posted:Banned for homeloan
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# ? Jul 29, 2023 19:42 |
EorayMel posted:Banned for homeloan
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# ? Jul 29, 2023 20:06 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Far as I can tell I got it from drinking like nine large mugs of sugary tea daily over an extended period. My doctor was shocked how quickly my abnormally high uric acid levels dropped after I gave up the habit and went back to black coffee. coffee also reduces the risk of gout, funnily enough
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# ? Jul 29, 2023 20:46 |
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EorayMel posted:Banned for homeloan
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# ? Jul 29, 2023 20:56 |
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Itchy_Grundle posted:Same here. But since they made us wear ear plug cases on our BDUs it couldn't be claimed. Punished Ape posted:Were they those defective ear plugs? Wasabi the J posted:What? Volmarias posted:WERE THEY THOSE DEFECTIVE EAR PLUGS?
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# ? Jul 29, 2023 21:06 |
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Missed one.bulletsponge13 posted:No, I don't want any dead slugs.
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# ? Jul 29, 2023 21:09 |
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no, this is the thread for funny quotes
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# ? Jul 29, 2023 21:41 |
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The Wicked ZOGA posted:no, this is the thread for funny quotes Found another one that doesn't belong.
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# ? Jul 29, 2023 21:47 |
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Hyperlynx posted:I'm glad the canned have-it-all no longer contains indigenous human being. That always bothered me.
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# ? Jul 30, 2023 02:36 |
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Dameius posted:Found another one that doesn't belong. It would have just been an unfunny post if you didn't quote it though so you're part of the problem.
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# ? Jul 30, 2023 02:52 |
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Inceltown posted:It would have just been an unfunny post if you didn't quote it though so you're part of the problem. We're all bad posters here, my friend.
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# ? Jul 30, 2023 02:53 |
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Those who can't post, quote.
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# ? Jul 30, 2023 02:59 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Those who can't post, quote.
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# ? Jul 30, 2023 03:00 |
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Mix. posted:
Silhouette posted:37 decks? Batterypowered7 posted:TRY NOT TO BUILD ANOTHER DECK ON YOUR WAY TO THE PARKING LOT!
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# ? Jul 30, 2023 03:28 |
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EorayMel posted:Banned for homeloan
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# ? Jul 30, 2023 07:57 |
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Qud patch notes are as fun as Dwarf Fortress patch notes
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# ? Jul 30, 2023 08:50 |
Holy poo poo JMO is backJaded Mensa Op posted:So yeah I actually know, honestly I know a bunch of poo poo about aliens, and I’ll share some poo poo over the next few days but I gotta tell you up front that the aliens kinda suck rear end, like don’t be surprised if you find some of this, like, anti-climatic. For starters I don't get why they just started talking about this poo poo now since they’ve known about em (aliens) for a long time. I mean I think Mensa Ops was like officially told about em a few years back, but we, like as humans we started really like dialoguing or whatever about fifteen years ago, and I guess they were around for a while even before that. Showed up in the UFO thread in GBS. The account says registered in 2003 so I assume it's the original but it doesn't have any post history. A forums treasure from way back in the day.
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# ? Jul 30, 2023 19:30 |
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D-Pad posted:Holy poo poo JMO is back It is them, all their posts are archived but the rap sheet links to an ‘05 post you can use for account provenance
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# ? Jul 30, 2023 19:36 |
Guess the threads.Penguin Patrol posted:I got banned from tinder and they won't tell me why. Boooo. Had a date planned with someone Thursday night but we hadn't exchanged numbers. I only know their general neighborhood and that they have to leave for work at 6am, so I spent a couple hours tonight walking around putting up some missed connection signs at possible subway stations. I'm not confident they'll stay up long enough. It's ok though. The walk was nice and it felt like one one of those classic NYC adventures you hear about. I evaded some cops at one point, it was cool. Penguin Patrol posted:Naw I just hate having them think I ghosted them. I knew their neighborhood and schedule because they told me lol. We were gonna meet somewhere around there, but we never locked down a place. It's a real bummer. Penguin Patrol posted:I almost talked myself out of it last night, but one of my other partners convinced me it could work and came with me for half the walk. Does that make it more or less weird? I suppose they know my vibes better than a bunch of internet strangers. change my name posted:Congrats, I now can make an educated guess about what part of Brooklyn you live in Pope Corky the IX posted:My other partners were just left out of the original story, posting flyers too. Endorph posted:yeah i got banned from tinder and have no idea why. i just wore a skinsuit in their image made from chicken corpses and plastic and came into the office they worked at with a gun and fired two into the ceiling and then held up the puzzlecube from hellraiser and said I HAVE SUCH PLEASURES TO SHOW YOU, MY DEAR. pretty normal. my queerplatonic lifepartner helped me make the suit. Pope Corky the IX posted:I just realized that it's "possible subway stations" plural. How loving long was this walk? opposable thumbs.db posted:Gonna go around town posting flyers telling the other person to sign up for an account so that they can tell us exactly what PP said that caused them to report PP. Centzon Totochtin posted:My "not a psycho" flyers are raising a lot of questions already answered by my flyers Fluffdaddy posted:I upgraded to a perma because the barrage of PMs made my skin crawl and they couldn't even fathom how creepy this was. pandy fackler posted:how could it be creepy it was polycule approved Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:banner ads will now start showing up to get fluffdaddys attention OP was a mod, too.
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# ? Jul 30, 2023 19:54 |
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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Derail Valley > Funny Forum Quotes: how could it be creepy it was polycule approved
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# ? Jul 30, 2023 20:57 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Derail Valley > Funny Forum Quotes: how could it be creepy it was polycule approved I do like this but not enough to replace the ferret inflation one sorry.
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# ? Jul 30, 2023 21:02 |
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Inceltown posted:I do like this but not enough to replace the ferret inflation one sorry. The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Derail Valley > Funny Forum Quotes: Inceltown: I do like this but not enough to replace ferret inflation
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# ? Jul 30, 2023 21:11 |
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SimonChris posted:OP was a mod, too. It has been 0 days
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# ? Jul 30, 2023 21:26 |
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cock hero flux posted:coffee also reduces the risk of gout, funnily enough LET ME TELL YOU WHICH DRINK REDUCES THE RISK OF GOUT THE MOST
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# ? Jul 31, 2023 00:25 |
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From the Corporate Megathread.Volmarias posted:An exec has put up this really neat sculpture made out of rebar and wrought iron or something. It's some kind of 8 pointed star or sailing ship wheel. We aren't sure because whenever anyone asks about it, they tell us that we'll know all about it soon enough and that Big Changes are coming. knox_harrington posted:Just an Event Horizon type portal, nothing for you to worry about. Atopian posted:We won't need KPIs where we're going.
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# ? Jul 31, 2023 01:34 |
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I won't stand for that "just don't get that high" poo poo bobthebitch posted:Somebody HAS to have some advice for this but me and some of my closest friends notice we "just don't get that high anymore" and we fear it might be because we've smoked too much. I know I haven't been a stoner that long and I've tapered off since. It killlls me that I can't smoke a joint and get REAL STUPID or have a high last more than 1-2 hours. Yes, it still makes my gourmet endeavors more enjoyable but I don't want to get fat, I want to get RIPPED! I want to laugh until my cheeks are beet red and my gut kind of hurts, but I won't know until the next morning, and then have ridiculous conversations I normally wouldn't consider having. I want zombie movies to entertain AND frighten the poo poo out of me like they used to. Please, somebody, help! bobthebitch posted:^ Yeah, I suppose that's pretty much the plan of action. It's back to being a straight kid until the end of semester. bobthebitch posted:Shadowstar's "aww poor guy..." is what I found pretty unecessary. Sorry, I don't usually have copious amounts of time to spend "lurking" before I post (I'm currently on reading week). A friend got me the account around x-mas and I come to check out the boards once in a while and I've never seen a "how do I deal with this tolerance bullshit?" thread before. Don't know how I missed it if it's so popular but I did. What also gets my goat is all the posters who keep telling me to grow some will power or high-fiving eachother for flaming me. I've taken breaks, I said I've taken breaks, more people tell me to take a week break after I've stated my situation and then people go off on the "bitch, what's your problem? you're stupid if you can't take some good advice. Stop complaining." tirade. Am I taking this out on everyone who gave me advice? No, just everyone who gets snippy for no good reason. I'm not a knowledgeable pot smoker and I figure besides what I've read (and yeah, I do read the links people have posted) and what I already know I figure there's no harm in asking incase there's something I may have missed. Harmless mistake.
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# ? Jul 31, 2023 02:13 |
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EorayMel posted:I won't stand for that "just don't get that high" poo poo Lmao i remember that one
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# ? Jul 31, 2023 02:20 |
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i thought reefer enthusiasts were supposed to be chill
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# ? Jul 31, 2023 03:38 |
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That was exactly the problem, couldn't get buzzed anymore.
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# ? Jul 31, 2023 03:44 |
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:i thought reefer enthusiasts were supposed to be chill Nah they love burning stuff.
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# ? Jul 31, 2023 03:50 |
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Sounds like someone's never had to deal with the horrifying consequences of a case of reefer madness
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# ? Jul 31, 2023 03:51 |
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change my name posted:As written, there's no way to block Sending short of antimagic stuff (though personally I'd also rule that a Ring of Thought Shielding would do it). Which also means you could potentially go really dark with it if you wanted whydirt posted:As written, there’s no way for PCs to take a dump either Base Emitter posted:Finally, an opportunity to post my compendium of house rules
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# ? Jul 31, 2023 05:14 |
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well-read undead posted:you know, a peripheral like the power glove or power pad, only it would have games like Super Knee Groin and Dick Sucking Tournament Beve Stuscemi posted:
well-read undead posted:i wouldn’t say “getting off the ground” is exactly accurate
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# ? Jul 31, 2023 11:09 |
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Arivia posted:Qualith is still a thing in 5e, so you could send 25 words that are literally just a carrier for a cognitohazard. Just blast all of Waterdeep with the image of Elminster’s hairy old rear end pounding away at bear Mystra or something.
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# ? Jul 31, 2023 12:21 |