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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Kestral posted:

Generations of teenagers have discovered that it is possible to make a sock stand up straight indefinitely, with sufficient effort. Same principle.

:sigh:

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Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
garfieldCUMS(ock)

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic
GarfieldEATS Big Cum Lasagna

Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

TFW you see Flyers goaltending.
Grimey Drawer

Frank Frank posted:

Wait. Hold up, didn’t he just sell that garfield suit?

Didn’t the Garfield suit have “whiskers” on the collar? I don’t see whiskers.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
I love how often he goes into the bookstore that carries his book to rearrange the shelves.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Imagine picking that up based on the weird vibes the cover gives off. Your eyes widening as you deduce this is the self-published ravings of a mad man.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
it also appears to possibly be the only copy on the shelf, opening the possibility that he just brings it in himself

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Mozi posted:

it also appears to possibly be the only copy on the shelf, opening the possibility that he just brings it in himself

It's very likely this. I mean, look how many have been sold on Amazon. He probably just calls up the individual stores and says "hey I'm an author can I do a book signing here?" If they say "yes", he shows up with copies of his book. If they say "no", he shows up with copies of his book.

temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet
I didn't put a copy of my book here for insta flexing. No the store bought exactly 1 copy actually.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.
I hate his stupid made up word
"arabiolosis"
Jfc it sounds like a disease or a physical condition

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Riot Carol Danvers posted:

I hate his stupid made up word
"arabiolosis"
Jfc it sounds like a disease or a physical condition

And you sound like someone who has not convert from feeling species into thinking species.

temple posted:

I didn't put a copy of my book here for insta flexing. No the store bought exactly 1 copy actually.

They bought thousands of copies and sold all but one.

Your Uncle Dracula
Apr 16, 2023
If you should pass Garfield on the road, kill him.

Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

TFW you see Flyers goaltending.
Grimey Drawer

Riot Carol Danvers posted:

I hate his stupid made up word
"arabiolosis"
Jfc it sounds like a disease or a physical condition

Sounds like someone needs to blow up their loving mind and wake the gently caress up.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Entertage yourself and face to arabiolosis

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Frank Frank posted:

Entertage yourself and face to arabiolosis

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Kestral posted:

Generations of teenagers have discovered that it is possible to make a sock stand up straight indefinitely, with sufficient effort. Same principle.

You ain’t right

Lol

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
I don't know how to rip video stories but his latest IG stories are among his weirdest.

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

MassRafTer posted:

I don't know how to rip video stories but his latest IG stories are among his weirdest.

A bold claim.

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!
https://i.imgur.com/qYMScvO.mp4

sound on

temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet

MassRafTer posted:

I don't know how to rip video stories but his latest IG stories are among his weirdest.

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rykql4jGpa1xr43zx_720.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rykqod7VTf1xr43zx_720.mp4

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

:stonklol:

Why is it wrapped in cling film Nathen? WHY?

Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 21:17 on Jul 29, 2023

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
NO ONE CARES, WORK HARDER

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Frank Frank posted:

:stonklol:

Why is it wrapped in cling film Nathen? WHY?

Because there's Roy Orbison in the costume

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Am I having a stroke or did he actually yell “FACE DOWN rear end UP, GARFIELD”?

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004


gently caress off garf

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
He's dead. Wrapped in plastic.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

What if he starts looking for humans to plastic wrap now.

boof
Jun 3, 2001
Even after reading the whole previous thread, the last thing I expected to see today was Nathen Mazri filming a remake of Bad Boy Bubby.

Your Uncle Dracula
Apr 16, 2023
no one cares. leave me, feed me, work harder

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013




This is some serial killer poo poo.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

face down
rear end up
that's the way
i like to garf

nerd plus rage
May 12, 2014

It's a metaphor for something, probably
There's a corpse in that suit right?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

nerd plus rage posted:

There's a corpse in that suit right?
I doubt he ever let whoever was in the suit for that photoshoot 5 years ago take it off.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Wrapped in Saran Wrap to muffle the smell. Face down rear end up, Garfield.

No one cares, work harder.

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
not sure I like the direction of this latest arc

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

seems grim

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
You know what you signed up for itt

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Frank Frank posted:

You know what you signed up for itt

I just clicked on some random thread with pizza in the title, I swear I didn't know it was going to lead to all of this!

Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.
🔬🍒



The arc of this thread never ceases to amaze me

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Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

:stonklol:

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