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freeedr posted:Eggcellent
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Russian Orthodox Christmas is Jan 7
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Pro move is to switch it back right afterwards so you get twice the presents
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Captain Hygiene posted:Pro move is to switch it back right afterwards so you get twice the presents Russia would be SO MAD
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Now to make a big deal to Putin of the special gift he's totally going to have, and on Christmas day just act as if nothing is out of the ordinary. gently caress you Vladimir.
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american christmas sucks rear end check this out: dinner & presents on the 24th in the evening, nothing on the 25th. on the 26th and 27th there is eating and drinking, but the 25th is a holy day for hangovers. all the other days etc, its not adviced to go to work between 20th december and the 5th of january
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My employer literally forces me to take vacation days from Dec. 25th to 29th
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Carthag Tuek posted:american christmas sucks rear end this sounds like poo poo, sorry
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StillFullyTerrible posted:this sounds like poo poo, sorry well the jerk store called, and they're all out of you
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25th? What the gently caress is that poo poo?
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Everyone knows Yule starts at exactly 18:00 on December 24th and lasts until the ogres go back to their mountains on January 6th.
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And then there's a dance. Song is optional, technically
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Grassy Knowles posted:Russian Orthodox Christmas is Jan 7
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 On the real, this article gets more and more cursed the further you read… https://nypost.com/2023/07/27/florida-manatee-dies-after-high-intensity-sex-with-brother/
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Manatorally Inept
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https://www.pnj.com/story/news/2023/07/28/florida-leprosy-hansens-disease-cases-endemic-what-to-know/70481451007/quote:Rising evidence is pointing to the possibility that leprosy has become endemic in the southeastern U.S. with Florida being named among the top reported states.
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Good thing Florida's also dealing with a Malaria outbreak. Oh, and also they don't have anyone leading their state bureau of epidemiology.
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*sigh* Someone get the handsaw
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Captain Hygiene posted:*sigh* Someone get the handsaw No need. Just wait a couple weeks and their hands'll fall off on their won.
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Captain Hygiene posted:*sigh* Someone get the handsaw 
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ultrafilter posted:No need. Just wait a couple weeks and their hands'll fall off on their won. Only facial parts fall off due to leprosy, it only causes numbness in feet and hands, which the sufferer will then injure due to inability to feel pain.
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StillFullyTerrible posted:Only facial parts fall off due to leprosy, it only causes numbness in feet and hands, which the sufferer will then injure due to inability to feel pain. Not being able to feel pain sounds cool. How do I get this "leprosy?"
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Desert Bus posted:Not being able to feel pain sounds cool. How do I get this "leprosy?" Go to Disney World and start licking things.
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ImpAtom posted:Go to Disney World and start licking things. Specifically, armadillos
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ImpAtom posted:Go to Disney World and start licking things. That sounds expensive but I trust you. Thanks. maybealabia posted:Specifically, armadillos Wait I can just go to the zoo?
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Desert Bus posted:Wait I can just go to the zoo? Zoos rarely let you lick the animals I assume
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Desert Bus posted:That sounds expensive but I trust you. Thanks. Armadillos grow in the desert, you could just drive some sort of bus or something through one. The zookeepers get mad when you kick the animals there.
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Elviscat posted:Armadillos grow in the desert, you could just drive some sort of bus or something through one. I am far from the desert. Hours away. It would be a long drive and my only bus is slow and has an alignment issue. Also it seems to glitch time after long trips. Also I want to LICK them not KICK them geeze. I'm no weirdo.
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Desert Bus posted:I am far from the desert. Hours away. It would be a long drive and my only bus is slow and has an alignment issue. Also it seems to glitch time after long trips. You may have to find another way to get Leprosy I wonder if anyone has set up a mail order service yet
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https://twitter.com/0xgaut/status/1685337288920760320
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ultrafilter posted:No need. Just wait a couple weeks and their hands'll fall off on their won. Nineteen of twenty people are inherently immune to leprosy. It’s an awful disease if you get it and a slow, painful death if untreated, but chances are good that you could hang around lepers all day and be fine.
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 https://extra.ie/2023/07/25/news/irish-news/gold-national-party The National Party are extreme far-right loopers, led by a guy called Justin Barrett AKA "Litler"  From another article: quote:Gardaí in Donnybrook were taken by surprise recently, when “a very angry little man” marched into the south Dublin garda station, demanding to report a crime.  "
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Note, he did not "transform himself into a border collie", he instead purchased an extremely life-like fursuit that he wears.
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StillFullyTerrible posted:Note, he did not "transform himself into a border collie", he instead purchased an extremely life-like fursuit that he wears. Also not a border collie
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Henchman of Santa posted:Also not a border collie Do we know how tall he is so we can at least put the Shetland Sheep Dog vs Rough Collie debate to bed? 
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Inceltown posted:Do we know how tall he is so we can at least put the Shetland Sheep Dog vs Rough Collie debate to bed? Is that what the big ones are called??? Why in the world is a dog with a smooth, silky coat called a "rough collie"? Are they just really vulgar and unmannerly?
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They use a lot of Australian words
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