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holtemon posted:Hell yeah I wanna be the X BRAND MANAGER Go search the internet! Sue anyone who uses the letter without licensing fees or portraits it in a negative context!
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kazil posted:
legal demands and law enforcement - need department to deal with the cops when we do illegal poo poo like that glowing X election integrity - need another department for all the election poo poo we want to screw with
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Jul 31, 2023 21:21
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.random posted:I’ve been very supportive of Mr. Musk but his latest app description of “Blaze Your Glory” has taken things too far. So few understand this
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IBroughttheFunk posted:Where to even start with this one Good lord not every single thing that happens in the entire world revolves around America you insufferable shits.
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Jul 31, 2023 21:22
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they're gonna reinstall the sign tilted up at a 70 degree angle so it lights up the clouds like a bat symbol aren't they
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Bad Purchase posted:they're gonna reinstall the sign tilted up at a 70 degree angle so it lights up the clouds like a bat symbol aren't they The Shat Signal.
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Those deck chairs look much better now, thank you Linda
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IBroughttheFunk posted:Where to even start with this one  Of COURSE he's a White Genocide Believer Of course
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kazil posted:
Whoever it was that said, "Elon is gonna do a bunch of dumb poo poo and then be forced to walk it back to the way it was," I would like to thank you with this cordial lmao IBroughttheFunk posted:Where to even start with this one Ahhhh yes the good ol' Rhodesian candidate, I remember this one.
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Jul 31, 2023 21:27
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you know what i honestly hate about him more then anything else including many more deserving reasons is how loving unfunny he is. like all his humor is loving dumbshit bad surface level sex jokes or references to the worst jokes on a show. like its not even channer humor because at least some of that can be twistedl funny sometimes, this shits just "hurr i 69nd myself into a pickle, i am pickle rick". like gently caress man watch other poo poo. I am a loser who likes loving all kinds of dumb poo poo and i can think of funnier lines. BE MORE FUNNY.
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Won't somebody please think of the white people in South Africa, the most historically blameless and innocent of all the various different kinds of white people
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TulliusCicero posted:
This isnt even close to the first time he's openly talked about birth rates etc
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Jul 31, 2023 21:32
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Gosh whatever could have happened in South Africa to upset people, I wonder. Obligatory “I’ve Never Met A Nice South African” mention.
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Dapper_Swindler posted:you know what i honestly hate about him more then anything else including many more deserving reasons is how loving unfunny he is. like all his humor is loving dumbshit bad surface level sex jokes or references to the worst jokes on a show. like its not even channer humor because at least some of that can be twistedl funny sometimes, this shits just "hurr i 69nd myself into a pickle, i am pickle rick". like gently caress man watch other poo poo. I am a loser who likes loving all kinds of dumb poo poo and i can think of funnier lines. BE MORE FUNNY. His humor is all about taking funny stuff he sees online and recreating the joke but with him as the focus.
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Froghammer posted:Won't somebody please think of the white people in South Africa, the most historically blameless and innocent of all the various different kinds of white people Getting dangerously close to a probe here
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Jet Jaguar posted:Gosh whatever could have happened in South Africa to upset people, I wonder. Pretty sure I met a nice one in Thailand around ten years ago, but he may just have been a Kiwi doing a really convincing accent.
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Jul 31, 2023 21:39
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At least some really funny poo poo came out of this particular disaster
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Dapper_Swindler posted:you know what i honestly hate about him more then anything else including many more deserving reasons is how loving unfunny he is. My sense of humor is incredibly cringey and even I find him cringey. Like, his sense of humor is on-par with a 14-year-old who just learned about sex stuff. I'm not even above a 69 joke, but he manages to turn them into a loving travesty. Like instead of just saying "nice" he's all DAE 69 LOL! S3XY! Get it, I'm talking about sex stuff!
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kazil posted:His humor is all about taking funny stuff he sees online and recreating the joke but with him as the focus. i mean so do i. dudes loving ready player one as a person but like somehow more shallow. idk why it upsets me so much.
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Jul 31, 2023 21:42
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Lol muskie is a bitch who folds at the slightest actual pushback.
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ryde posted:My sense of humor is incredibly cringey and even I find him cringey. Like, his sense of humor is on-par with a 14-year-old who just learned about sex stuff. mine is just overly dark and mean mixed with weird clever poo poo and rambling, like homestarruner meets jim norton. he sucks because he thinks he is funny and clever and he doesnt have the capacity to ever realize he isnt.
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Jul 31, 2023 21:43
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his problem is that even if he thinks of (steals) a joke with a funny premise, he cannot deliver it. he always has to explain it or add some statement to the joke that undermines it.
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Jul 31, 2023 21:43
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I guess what I'm saying is that he evokes the same feelings that I get when I overhear my elementary school kids joking with their friends in the back of my car as I'm driving them to their summer camp. I mean, obviously elementary school kids aren't making sex jokes but its the general same feeling.
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Jul 31, 2023 21:45
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but what if he were to carry a sink into the headquarters of the company he just bought 
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Jul 31, 2023 21:45
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If he sees my photoshop he's gonna steal it and X it out as his own with 🤣🤣🤣 as his only contribution
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Jul 31, 2023 21:46
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Grade school children at least make each other laugh, I refuse to believe anyone actually finds Elon's jokes funny. Even Elon himself never has faith in any of his stuff.
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Jul 31, 2023 21:48
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No no you see, Elon is a comedic genius. He tells the same joke over and over and it's just hysterical You have to see it in person though to truly understand his genius
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ryde posted:My sense of humor is incredibly cringey and even I find him cringey. Like, his sense of humor is on-par with a 14-year-old who just learned about sex stuff. He doesn't actually make jokes. He just says "69" and thinks that alone is the funny part, it's contextless catchphrases at best. Something like "that's what she said" can actually be funny when done at the exact right moment in the right context , Elon's takeaway would be that it's just that line that's funny. He wouldn't know funny if it was a giant strobing X on top of a building
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ryde posted:I guess what I'm saying is that he evokes the same feelings that I get when I overhear my elementary school kids joking with their friends in the back of my car as I'm driving them to their summer camp. I mean, obviously elementary school kids aren't making sex jokes but its the general same feeling. That fits, since Elon never mentally grew beyond 5th or 6th grade age.
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Steadiman posted:He doesn't actually make jokes. He just says "69" and thinks that alone is the funny part, it's contextless catchphrases at best. Something like "that's what she said" can actually be funny when done at the exact right moment in the right context , Elon's takeaway would be that it's just that line that's funny. He wouldn't know funny if it was a giant strobing X on top of a building So it's Bazinga? Him being a fan of the Big Bang Theory checks out
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IBroughttheFunk posted:Shocking video shows South Africa’s black party singing “kill the Boer (Whites), kill the White farmer” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtuYWlh6fJ4
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Steadiman posted:He doesn't actually make jokes. He just says "69" and thinks that alone is the funny part, it's contextless catchphrases at best. Something like "that's what she said" can actually be funny when done at the exact right moment in the right context , Elon's takeaway would be that it's just that line that's funny. He wouldn't know funny if it was a giant strobing X on top of a building lol you mean like this? 
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kazil posted:lol you mean like this? I genuinely can't imagine being so unable to understand the world around you. I'd almost feel bad if it weren't for the fact he's a loving nazi.
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He's like a kid who says "your mom" to random stuff and giggling every time as everyone else just sighs or patronizes them.
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Steadiman posted:He doesn't actually make jokes. He just says "69" and thinks that alone is the funny part, it's contextless catchphrases at best. Something like "that's what she said" can actually be funny when done at the exact right moment in the right context , Elon's takeaway would be that it's just that line that's funny. It's 100% this - the richest man in the world uses stolen pop culture references as his entire lovely personality
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kazil posted:lol you mean like this? well poo poo... I mean...goddamn
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