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Where there's smoke there's fire Where there's grass there's soil Where there's eggs there's chickens Where there's crowds there's people Where there's restaurants there's inspectors Where there's hospitals there's nurses Where there's trucks there's tires Where there's a salon there's hair on the floor Where there's alphabets there's letters/symbols Where there's a Macarena there's fruit punch Where there's grandpa there's tech questions Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 22:45 on Jul 29, 2023 |
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Takes all sorts to play a game of baseball Gyms welcome both newbies and bodybuilders The more you stare the further you'll see |
# ? Jul 29, 2023 18:57 |
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Stand on one leg too long and you'll fall over.
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# ? Jul 29, 2023 19:16 |
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Rome wasn't built in a century Atlantis wasn't around in 1982 The glutes are strongrer than the deltoids Most court sentences aren't consecutive Boobs are fine but 80085 are better |
# ? Jul 29, 2023 19:32 |
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Kid's first friend is his mother Better a scarf than mittens in the cold Always more gold back in the gold mine In France, they just call them fries Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 22:46 on Jul 29, 2023 |
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God willing and the sea levels don't rise several feet |
# ? Jul 29, 2023 21:06 |
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Two possum tails and the sun won't rise on yer grits if the devil's cooking with a mule spoon, I reckon |
# ? Jul 29, 2023 21:20 |
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you know what they say; when a tiger trips, it falls.
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# ? Jul 30, 2023 01:39 |
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the man who stands on a toliet is high on pot |
# ? Jul 30, 2023 02:22 |
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Buttchocks posted:Two possum tails and the sun won't rise on yer grits if the devil's cooking with a mule spoon, I reckon lol |
# ? Jul 30, 2023 03:17 |
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They say don't change horses mid stream, but if wolves're nippin at yer heels, the horse'll make that decision for ye! |
# ? Jul 30, 2023 05:17 |
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dick size don't matter much when ur knee high to a grasshopper!!
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# ? Jul 30, 2023 05:24 |
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Know what they sa': Five bales of hay gets you two cords of firewood at the market, if you barter right |
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plow at night, oxen's delight
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# ? Jul 30, 2023 18:17 |
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Every cave has its smell |
# ? Jul 30, 2023 18:55 |
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marriage is like farmin'; you always save some of the harvest for next year's seed |
# ? Jul 31, 2023 00:21 |
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your friend sk posted:plow at night, oxen's delight Plow at noon, oxen's bad mood
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# ? Jul 31, 2023 04:36 |
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AdvilSmith posted:Plow at noon, oxen's bad mood Plow at noon, oxen says moo |
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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't lead water to a horse. |
# ? Jul 31, 2023 04:51 |
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a bird in the hand is no bird at all
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# ? Jul 31, 2023 06:19 |
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give a man a fish and you feed him for a day put two fish in a bush instead |
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When you trade horses with yer coz, don't go fishin' in the hayloft |
# ? Jul 31, 2023 07:54 |
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Remember, gumshoes ain't gum and they ain't shoes |
# ? Jul 31, 2023 13:02 |
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Don't count your chickens |
# ? Jul 31, 2023 13:03 |
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if at first you don't succeed, sow their lawn with dandelion seed
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# ? Jul 31, 2023 15:11 |
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take my simple advice pull down your pants and slide on the ice |
# ? Jul 31, 2023 15:13 |
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salt in the field, ??? yield
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# ? Jul 31, 2023 18:37 |
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Never trust a man been rightly convicted of murder e: Oh. Wait. That one is actually pretty clear and could be useful advice for some people to follow. |
# ? Jul 31, 2023 19:14 |
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Know what they say, car behind you honks three times, YOU honk three times |
# ? Jul 31, 2023 19:15 |
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Don't worry about what you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros, worry about what you give |
# ? Jul 31, 2023 19:28 |
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Don't lasso yer tobaccy with the same rope that got yer pappy out of the coal mine *faceplants in manure pile* |
# ? Jul 31, 2023 20:58 |
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google THIS posted:Don't worry about what you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros, worry about what you give
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# ? Jul 31, 2023 22:11 |
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You got to know when to wash 'em, Know when to fold 'em, Know when to hang them up, And know when to dry. You never rinse your shirts When you're sittin' at the table. There'll be time enough for starchin' When the ironing's done. |
# ? Aug 1, 2023 01:03 |
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don't chaff your wheat before it germs |
# ? Aug 1, 2023 01:21 |
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Gaylor Moon posted:you know what they say; when a tiger trips, it falls. oh my god |
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Jaguars! posted:You got to know when to wash 'em,
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# ? Aug 1, 2023 13:31 |
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God helps those who help themselves help their mothers help Gertrude from next door, you remember her, help Mr. Frank who works down at the Piggly Wiggly, you remember him, sneak out the back window before her husband gets home |
# ? Aug 1, 2023 16:49 |
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If the boat floats, give it just one more coat Bit if it sinks, you have to replace the whole sink |
# ? Aug 1, 2023 20:36 |
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Quickest way to Santa's heart is through his Ways & Mean Commitee. |
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Ye cannae tae the sheep'n te th' laird wi'oot crossing the heather. |
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