canyoneer posted:

I keep reading Pauzible in my head to the tune of the Paw Patrol theme song.

Pauzible, Pauzible
Whenever you're in trouble
Pauzible, Pauzible
Get in on this bubble

Toxic Mental posted:

I'm in the middle of a full series rewatch and I'm on season 2, episode 4.

I'm doing what I call the "Good Sopranos" edit, which is where I fast forward through all Livia, Meadow, and Dr. Melfi scenes. I have recommended this self-edit in the past to friends who have not seen the show and they appreciated it. Sort of like how there are DS9 compilations where they just remove all the stupidass filler episodes about baseball and poo poo.

HO!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biFSXNcLe6U

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Absurd Alhazred posted:

Alaois posted:

wtf ban that guy

Marenghi posted:

That's what never made sense to me. Why are cops busting a porno theater for people whacking it. People don't watch porn for the plot.

Sunk Dunk posted:

really it's one of the only public places it should be OK to masturbate at

infernal machines posted:

Oh? What are the others?

Sunk Dunk posted:

subway sandwiches, the vatican

poisonpill posted:

*holding envelope up to swami turban, opens up*
"places with powerful figures that you wouldn't want to leave your kids around"

iwentdoodie posted:

Hes an ik in gbs lol

Alaois posted:

wtf ban that guy

Sir Lemming posted:

Synthbuttrange posted:

im just throwing printouts of my work out the window, thats a good a distribution method as any

Moon Slayer posted:

Same, except I'm printing out Lore Olympus and throwing the pages down a storm drain to try and rid the internet of it.

fritz posted:

Please don't do that, it goes into the rivers and the fish deserve better comics.

fun hater posted:

greenhouse dweller posted:

check out my new indoor trebuchet!

Toupee Groupie posted:

I work at a hardware store. Someone rented a tow behind earth drill. The owner got a phone call at 2ish in the morning to let us know that the earth drill was found a cemetery after drilling a whole into a grave. It went into the casket. The person(s) were not there, and the police wanted to know who the renter was. I don't know more, other than we won't be getting the drill back for a while due to it being evidence.

Jabor posted:

It's supposed to be a stake through the heart, I don't know if an auger really counts.

Arivia posted:

Auger to the heart
And you’re to blame
You rented tools
Now evidence claim

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EorayMel posted:

Coupons & Deals › Sign up with speakeasy DSL get 2 months free and maybe $50

Pauzible_cs posted:

Addressing some of the queries raised in the thread earlier on Pauzible
1. Third parties can own a share of homeowner equity without affecting their mortgage contracts. The concept of home equity sharing agreement has been in existence in the US since 2004 across multiple providers.

2. It is not a home equity loan or a HELOC, in fact it is not debt. A home equity loan or HELOC requires you to pay interest and principal back. Whereas at Pauzible, homeowners who have sufficient equity in their home would be able to tap into this home equity without taking on additional debt - by letting Pauzible invest in the equity in their homes in return for receiving funds.
Pauzible would receive a return on their investment in the owner's home only at the time the homeowner sells, or refinances or buys their equity share out anytime within a 10 year window or immediately after.
If the value of their home appreciates, Pauzible would be sharing in that gain. If not, Pauzible would make less, or even lose money.

3. The objective of the lien on the property is to make sure that Pauzible's rights in the home equity sharing agreement are protected and that owners are not able to sell or refinance the property without Pauzible being notified and Pauzible's share being realized.

Hope this clarifies.

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Absurd Alhazred posted:

Zero_Grade posted:

I'd be a bit suspicious if I saw a gallon of milk in England.

RFC2324 posted:

I'd be suspicious if I saw anything in england.

I am WAY too far away, that poo poo should be impossible

OwlFancier posted:

Possibly the stupidest "things seized off the street" I have ever seen cops post.

Lemniscate Blue posted:

Look at Pablo Aerobar over here.

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/SamSykesSwears/status/1686765209086771200

Arsenic Lupin posted:

I looked that image up. It's from a site that does parody ads.

kazil posted:

parodeez nuts hanging out because i'm wearing my Sears' Trouser Legs

Arsenic Lupin posted:

3D Megadoodoo posted:

The moon is ALLEGEDLY thousands of kilometres away, but I can see things on the moon.

Platystemon posted:

That’s nothing.

This gamma ray burst was visible to the naked eye, and it origin is two hundred quadrillion times as far from us as the Moon is.

quote:

If viewed from 1 AU away, it would have had a peak apparent magnitude of −67.57 (21 quadrillion times brighter than the Sun seen from Earth).

Biplane posted:

Lobok posted:

Ok but how does it compare to those loving LED headlights?

Platystemon posted:

That’s nothing.

This gamma ray burst was visible to the naked eye, and it origin is two hundred quadrillion times as far from us as the Moon is.

quote:

If viewed from 1 AU away, it would have had a peak apparent magnitude of −67.57 (21 quadrillion times brighter than the Sun seen from Earth).

Boris Galerkin posted:

I’m still mad I had a 1st edition foil Charizard when I was in elementary school and I brought it to school to show off and it got stolen.

bird with big dick posted:

Sorry I really wanted it if it makes you feel any better I later traded it for an eighth of weed.

Yoshi Wins posted:

11 year old bird with big dick used Oregano!

It's not very effective...

Talorat posted:

I assume that would just straight up vaporize the entire lit side of the planet?

Talorat posted:

I assume that would just straight up vaporize the entire lit side of the planet?

Platystemon posted:

It would boil the oceans and melt the entire rocky mass of Earth is less than ten microseonds.

Platystemon posted:

It would strike us with as much energy in a tenth of a second as the planet has received from the Sun since before dinosaurs walked the Earth.

It doesn’t need that much time though. It would boil the oceans and melt the entire rocky mass of Earth in less than ten microseonds.

Platystemon posted:

It would strike us with as much energy in a tenth of a second as the planet has received from the Sun in the entire span of time since dinosaurs walked the Earth.

It doesn’t need that much time though. It would boil the oceans and melt the entire rocky mass of Earth in less than ten microseonds.

quote:

7.0 × 10²⁷ Energy required to vaporize all the oceans of Terra and dehydrate the crust

quote:

2.9 × 10²⁸ Energy required to melt the (dry) crust of Terra

quote:

1.7 × 10¹⁷total energy from the Sun that strikes the face of the Earth each second

Platystemon posted:

i cited it for these values here OP





The rest is multiplication.

Zetsubou-san posted:

waiting for matt parker to make a video on unrecognizable numbers

Zetsubou-san posted:

waiting for matt parker to make a video on unrecognizable numbers

Splicer posted:

SCP-�?□#�

Philippe posted:

033 is like that. There's an integer between 0 and 10 that mathematicians missed.