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Kurieg posted:AITA for cancelling my brothers wedding? quote:First thing asked - me paying. Ella was promised a hefty wedding budget when she was younger. Between those years, and the pandemic, they had to dip into that wedding fund. In the end, Ella only got a third of what she was promised. She insisted that most of what she had, had to go to the dress. But she would drone on about how there were so many things the wedding wouldn’t have and how it wouldn’t be the “wedding of their dreams.”
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Huh. Does that mean there's no point in ordering lactose-free milk with coffee? No, that one's fine. Basically what lactase does is it splits the lactose into glucose and fructose, which we can digest. If you aren't lactose intolerant, your body produces lactase and everything's fine. If you are lactose intolerant, you either need to take lactase tablets to give yourself that enzyme so your body can split the lactose, or you take lactose-free products where the lactose has already been split up. So there is no lactose in lactose-free milk, and it doesn't matter if any remaining lactase is destroyed by the heat.
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# ? Aug 1, 2023 17:37 |
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Elviscat posted:Can't even see your daughtergrandaughter more than once every two years? That's low. What’s up poo poo-hole buddy! I worked in public works for a few years and had to go into wet wells from time to time for maintenance. The absolute worst was after new years when all kinds of non-flushable trash gets flushed. There was one year when the water surface in the wet well looked like a school of Portuguese man-o-war was floating about due to all the used condoms floating to the surface and bobbing around. The collimators just couldn’t handle them.
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# ? Aug 1, 2023 17:54 |
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Cloacamazing! posted:No, that one's fine. Ooooh, so THAT'S how it works. And heh, I get how it tastes sweeter when lactose is split into what I understand are two kinds of sugar. Would the abovementioned cheap solution of chasing cheese with lactase-added milk still work? It seems to.
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# ? Aug 1, 2023 18:00 |
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Chasing cheese is a mouse's job.
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# ? Aug 1, 2023 18:01 |
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Tobermory posted:Lactase is denatured by heat. Not only did this (presumably) ruin the beans, but it didn't do anything to the lactose. Green beans almondine doesn’t have any dairy in it
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# ? Aug 1, 2023 18:05 |
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it has butter
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# ? Aug 1, 2023 18:12 |
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idiotsavant posted:Green beans almondine doesn’t have any dairy in it I assumed it has butter, or else dumping a bunch of Lactaid powder into it would be even sillier.
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# ? Aug 1, 2023 18:16 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Ooooh, so THAT'S how it works. And heh, I get how it tastes sweeter when lactose is split into what I understand are two kinds of sugar. I'd expect it to, if you drink enough of it, but lactose-free milk is a lot more expensive per unit lactase than just buying a bottle of lactase tablets at the local pharmacy. (Also, not all lactose-free milk is made by adding lactase.) Tobermory posted:I assumed it has butter, or else dumping a bunch of Lactaid powder into it would be even sillier. Butter has basically no lactose in it to begin with! vv "sweet" really depends on the brand. The ones here just taste like chalk, you're meant to swallow them whole. ToxicFrog fucked around with this message at 18:20 on Aug 1, 2023 |
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lactaid pills on ice cream are a surprisingly good topping. crunchy, sweet, gritty, lets you avoid the bubble guts.
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# ? Aug 1, 2023 18:19 |
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You guys are putting a lot of thought into a problem that can be completely solved by a single pair of jeans.
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# ? Aug 1, 2023 18:20 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA for telling my stepdaughter to ask her real dad for money Sorry but the stepdaughter & wife both suck - wife let it go on for way too long, she doesn't get to pull the "that's too harsh" card after years of her husband getting poo poo on.
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# ? Aug 1, 2023 18:21 |
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tactlessbastard posted:Reading is for cowards
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# ? Aug 1, 2023 18:31 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Ooooh, so THAT'S how it works. And heh, I get how it tastes sweeter when lactose is split into what I understand are two kinds of sugar. The lactase in the lactose-free milk will probably have been used up already. Would not recommend.
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# ? Aug 1, 2023 18:35 |
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Chasing cheese is a mouse's job. Rodents actually don't like cheese that much, most of my feet or mice and rats have always preferred salty stuff like tortilla chips or crackers. I think cheese actually gives mice cancer, and rats too, but unfortunately just being alive gives rats cancer which is why I no longer have them as pets. AITA? Boyfriend doesn’t want to split hospital bills after having a baby. quote:My boyfriend and I just had a baby a couple of months ago. Since then things have been rocky and I am feeling very hurt and I think he may be feeling the same way. We have been working hard to try and make this work, but keep arguing about things money, sleep and not feeling recognized for our contributions. Added spacing
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Stones vs. Nukes - the eternal struggle AITA for refusing to apologise to my dad’s wife for what I said when she was rude to me? quote:I (24f) am currently staying with my dad at his summer house. My dad’s wife Monica is also here. To be clear, neither Monica nor I have jobs.
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Cowslips Warren posted:Rodents actually don't like cheese that much, That's why it's called a job!!!
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA? Boyfriend doesn’t want to split hospital bills after having a baby. Is he the one having the baby? No? Then I don't see what the problem is.
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# ? Aug 1, 2023 19:14 |
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Imagine if getting pregnant meant rolling the dice and nine months later someone's pushing a baby out their dick instead. E: "Not tonight, Baby. The doctor said I should give my dick a minimum of six weeks to heal before engaging in light intercourse."
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FMguru posted:Stones vs. Nukes - the eternal struggle I mean, I'm sure OP will marry another super rich guy for money eventually right
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Cowslips Warren posted:Rodents actually don't like cheese that much, most of my feet or mice and rats have always preferred salty stuff like tortilla chips or crackers. I think cheese actually gives mice cancer, and rats too, but unfortunately just being alive gives rats cancer which is why I no longer have them as pets. They prefer peanut butter, like many animals
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA? Boyfriend doesn’t want to split hospital bills after having a baby. quote:I see where you are coming from, and I agree that communication could have been better about rent during maternity leave. And sure he said that’s why he was quitting his job, but let me tell you— he yelled at me for interrupting his REM cycle when I was asking for a break after we first brought baby home. I had just given birth, had stitches down there and my partner refused to help me. He has spent his paternity “leave” working on his side projects. Which is fine, but I need help with the baby too especially now that I’m back at work. quote:It’s his baby. His baby that he was so excited for, his baby that he cut the cord for, but guess who refused to sign paternity papers at the hospital? That was really hurtful and embarrassing in front of the hospital staff. And no, there’s no way that it could be anyone else’s baby before anyone asks. Arsenic Lupin fucked around with this message at 20:18 on Aug 1, 2023 |
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AITA for ignoring my friend's phone calls and telling her to gently caress off?quote:I've (37M) been friends with Lucy (38F) for about 30 years. Some people do this thing where they won’t tell you what’s up through text, they insist on capitalizing on your time with a phone call.
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Crocobile posted:AITA for ignoring my friend's phone calls and telling her to gently caress off? Not the rear end in a top hat. Lucy seems like an incredibly exhausting person to deal with. I hope the OP enjoys their break until Lucy sends yet another "EMERGENCY111!! 1!1" text. Also the OP was loving stupid for having their phone turned on during a timed exam.
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AITA for telling my dad's wife I am not throwing her daughter a baby shower?quote:My dad's stepdaughter is 18 and she's expecting a baby. I don't know much about the circumstances overall. I only know there is no father in the picture for this baby and no paternal family either. Oh, and that she's living with my dad and his wife again. why can't mom throw the baby shower?
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8one6 posted:Not the rear end in a top hat. Lucy seems like an incredibly exhausting person to deal with. I hope the OP enjoys their break until Lucy sends yet another "EMERGENCY111!! 1!1" text. The way I read it the OP was taking the exam on their phone
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Nurglings posted:The way I read it the OP was taking the exam on their phone Most modern phones have a do not disturb/suppress all notifications button
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# ? Aug 1, 2023 21:12 |
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it's my favorite button
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# ? Aug 1, 2023 21:14 |
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It’s possible to push through those in super emergencies which makes what she was doing even more hosed up.
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Evil Willow posted:AITA for being upset and embarrassed by my boyfriend's tattoo? Makes your boyfriend look like a stupid redneck? coronatae posted:Someone in my friend group has made being lactose intolerant like 80% of their personality, and they are always armed with different options for aiding lactose digestion. During a big get-together another friend was cooking green beans amandine to serve the group and the lactose intolerant friend dumped lactaid powder onto the entire still-cooking dish that was going to be served to everyone Yucky. That stuff has a very noticeable aftertaste. When I was a kid, I was slightly lactose intolerant and had 2 weeks where a fart would slip out during music class, which was 3 days a week. It was pretty embarrassing to little me. Thinking back, I’m guessing it’s because we had to sit in the floor for music class instead of in a desk. Bored fucked around with this message at 21:24 on Aug 1, 2023 |
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Batterypowered7 posted:Imagine if getting pregnant meant rolling the dice and nine months later someone's pushing a baby out their dick instead. On one hand it would be very painful for men. On other hand penises would have to be HUGE!
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# ? Aug 1, 2023 21:23 |
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I feel like I saw some of that in the old DeviantArt thread.
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# ? Aug 1, 2023 21:24 |
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Don’t female hyenas have penises that explode open when they give birth?
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# ? Aug 1, 2023 21:27 |
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Crocobile posted:Don’t female hyenas have penises that explode open when they give birth? No, that's your mom.
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# ? Aug 1, 2023 21:31 |
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Crocobile posted:Don’t female hyenas have penises that explode open when they give birth? Yep. They give birth through what's anatomically a heavily modified clitoris with a tube through it
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# ? Aug 1, 2023 21:31 |
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Who’s been going around modifying hyena clits?
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# ? Aug 1, 2023 21:36 |
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Mustang posted:I bet that dude doesn't have an education of any kind himself either. He got promoted to head bag boy at the wal mart which he had to discuss with the girlfriend.
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# ? Aug 1, 2023 21:40 |
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Foo Diddley posted:AITA for telling my dad's wife I am not throwing her daughter a baby shower? There is a traditional rule that showers are not thrown by the close relatives of the pregnant person. As far as I know, it's pretty much ignored, if people even know about it at all. But! Even if they were for some reason paying attention to this rule, OP counts as a close relative according to the mom. My read is that this is Mom's latest chance to force OP to be part of their happy extended family. Possibly with the bonus that everybody at the shower sees that OP is part of the happy extended family.
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# ? Aug 1, 2023 21:43 |
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Who’s been going around modifying hyena clits? Sorry, that was me.
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i'm no science guy, but i'm pretty sure it was the hyenas themselves. an inside job for an outside clit
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