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HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

First of May posted:

I'm working on a special holofoil version of the Coated With Crumbs tag, if that's alright.

Just shoot me a PM.

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

StoryTime posted:

You can't outthink the Pizza Genie, stop trying.

if you can trick it back into the calzone it sprang forth from, you'll get free breadsticks.

why yes I did read arabian nights for bookit.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
What's the point of whipping half-frozen milk, if it can't be whipped without an elaborate cryogenic apparatus, why not use normal whipping cream

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





steinrokkan posted:

What's the point of whipping half-frozen milk, if it can't be whipped without an elaborate cryogenic apparatus, why not use normal whipping cream

I'm guessing it makes the whole recipe possible using only canned/frozen/shelf stable ingredients.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Ah, gotta be ready to entertain in the bunker

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

steinrokkan posted:

Ah, gotta be ready to entertain in the bunker

The Overseer invited us as guests of honor at a very special dinner for VIP vault dwellers, we don't want to disappoint!

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
The same reason it needs pre chilled is also a reason to prefer it. Higher sugar and less fat in condensed milk than cream.

I'd expect the less fat per amount of water also helps it turn to more of a gel than a thick cream before you start trying to fix it by adding sugar. Consider the modern versions unanimously use Cool Whip. Cream and jello turn into more of a mousse that wouldn't be recognized as a set mock "pie" filling.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
traditionalist problematic food


:nws: problematic food
https://preview.redd.it/crb0ipw9r9cb1.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=be4ec4f3933d309300312bb6fa5ace214a6ffdb5

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




:ohno:, but not in any way I would have predicted

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
My lettuce skewers are UP HERE, thank you.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

Sees 'er salad

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Rude posting every mid week meal I made for myself in my 20s

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Welcome to Chez Boiardi, allow me to show you to a table

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!
One thing that eternally disgusts me is when we see those strips of unmelted cheese. Dear God.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Didn't expect shaved parmesan would be a trigger

How do you feel about Caesar salads?

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Captain Hygiene posted:

Welcome to Chez Boiardi, allow me to show you to a table

Obligate anaerobe C. boyardii

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

Yeah I believe in UFOs

Unidentifiable Food Objects

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Zero_Grade posted:

Yeah I believe in UFOs

Unidentifiable Food Objects
It's chili and cheese (and hopefully sour cream) on flour chips

Would.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
I'm sure it's ravioli

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Chili and cheese on chips or crackers are just partially unfinished ravioli to be honest.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

maybealabia posted:

Sees 'er salad

"I Hardly Know 'er" Salad

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
New Steve1989MREInfo up for those who partake

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

Wee posted:

New Steve1989MREInfo up for those who partake


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_oc_-VUGOk

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




The forbidden fruit bar :ohdear:


I always feel like Steve is going to find something that's just lethal on contact with these ancient ration packs, even if he doesn't actually eat everything. This was a neat one though, interesting technology and so many CHARMS

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Quickly assimilated and easily digested?!



VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
Clearly lies.
Ovaltine has a deserved reputation for being less soluble then other coca products. Still delicious and I am assimilating a cup right now.

That source of dietary hemoglobin is implied to be cows, I suppose. But it is never actually stated in a legally binding way.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

VictualSquid posted:


That source of dietary hemoglobin is implied to be cows, I suppose. But it is never actually stated in a legally binding way.

Its just some blood that was lying around, it could be cows

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.

Wee posted:

New Steve1989MREInfo up for those who partake

"Smells like B-Vitamin"

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Wee posted:

New Steve1989MREInfo up for those who partake

Is that the guy who ate something out of an old German k-ration or something and ended up tweaked up on meth?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

Is that the guy who ate something out of an old German k-ration or something and ended up tweaked up on meth?

he's found meth in pilot survival rations a few times, don't know if he takes it or what, but he usually smokes the old ciggs he finds.

Like Clockwork
Feb 17, 2012

It's only the Final Battle once all the players are ready.

I don't think Steve's ever taken the meth he finds (at least not on-camera). He does enjoy him some ancient cigarettes, though.

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.
Didn’t he eat some Nazi chocolate not knowing it had some sort of stimulant in it, or am I making that up?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Scho-ka-kola is still available from your friendly Teutonic grocer today

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
like coca cola, they took out the really powerful stuff and put caffeine in instead

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

fun fact: you can still obtain cocaine to this day.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Not all of us have easy access to the White House

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





Rectal feeding?

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Brocktoon posted:

Didn’t he eat some Nazi chocolate not knowing it had some sort of stimulant in it, or am I making that up?
There's a bit of confusion about that but wikipedia tells me:

Air crews received Scho-Ka-Kola in their rations, which is chocolate enriched with caffeine that was informally known as pilots' chocolate. I don't think it ever had any other notable stimulants in it.

Tank crews, though, received Pervitin which is straight up meth and was informally variously known as tank chocolate or pilots' marzipan, so it's easy to conflate the informal terms.

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Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012

Facebook Aunt posted:

Rectal feeding?


like she's summoning the demon who pumps hot frothy cow's blood all up ya butt

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