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Guessing this is an Australian Daddy Long Legs? I know they call different things that same name in other parts of the world. I am one of the most arachnophobic jerks you'll ever meet, though spiders are cool and good. Just can't have them near me. However, these fellas I'll let chill in my room any day. They just pick a corner, and leave you be. While catching any other spider or pest that gets in the room. What I'm saying is, that spider has a more fulfilling life and provides more benefit to others than Musk ever will.
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Aug 2, 2023 02:41
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(( Also that pic makes it look like it's face is a little skull  ))
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Aug 2, 2023 02:42
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tokyo reject posted:lol that the name of new generic corporate Twitter account is “X News Daily”. Lmao everything he does just gives off such sleazy vibes. All rich people believe their own bullshit. Most have better handlers / less need for public approval / less money.
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Aug 2, 2023 02:55
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cant cook creole bream posted:I would ask who the guy on the lower left is, but he seems boring. That's Matt "wears a lumberjack outfit to desperately assert his masculinity in his videos complaining about children's media" Walsh
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Aug 2, 2023 02:58
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One of the spiders we let live at our previous home had babies, there were dozens of very tiny spiders around the parent. I wish I had taken pictures, they were probably vacuumed or killed after we moved out 
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Aug 2, 2023 03:06
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Saw this around and after counting the legs decided it wasn’t a tick so I let it live. Am I gonna die? Also Elon seems bad?
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Aug 2, 2023 03:13
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.random posted:Saw this around and after counting the legs decided it wasn’t a tick so I let it live. Am I gonna die? that is a kissing bug, it can carry chagas disease
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Aug 2, 2023 03:15
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.random posted:Saw this around and after counting the legs decided it wasn’t a tick so I let it live. Am I gonna die? Looks like a harmless black shield/stink bug. Hard to tell from the angle.
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Aug 2, 2023 03:16
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Celexi posted:that is a kissing bug, it can carry chagas disease What's chagas
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Aug 2, 2023 03:16
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Definitely not a kissing bug, head is flat and wide.
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Grey Cat posted:Definitely not a kissing bug, head is flat a d wide. oh, missed that, nvm
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Celexi posted:oh, missed that, nvm Now to wait and see if he survives the night. We'll know for sure.
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Captain Hygiene posted:What's chagas chagas deez nuts 
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Aug 2, 2023 03:19
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True story: the other day I was loading my vaporizer and I noticed a tiny baby spider descending down from my index finger, straight towards the bowl I was loading. It was like it had decided "this is how I want to go out." THAT is what blazing your glory is.
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Aug 2, 2023 03:20
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Nameless Pete posted:True story: the other day I was loading my vaporizer and I noticed a tiny baby spider descending down from my index finger, straight towards the bowl I was loading. It was like it had decided "this is how I want to go out." Charlotte's Weed
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Aug 2, 2023 03:21
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kissing bugs? not for me, thanks
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Aug 2, 2023 03:25
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Grey Cat posted:Looks like a harmless black shield/stink bug. Hard to tell from the angle. Doesn’t have a long shield-y body. It was pretty round. Had thin grayish striations lengthwise along its body/shell/whatever big words I should know. Definitely not a kissing bug but maybe I’m already dead? Another Elon thread success!
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Ghostlight posted:kissing bugs? not for me, thanks Wow, bugotry
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.random posted:Doesn’t have a long shield-y body. It was pretty round. Had thin grayish striations lengthwise along its body/shell/whatever big words I should know. Definitely not a kissing bug but maybe I’m already dead? did it look like any of this 
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Aug 2, 2023 03:29
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.random posted:Doesn’t have a long shield-y body. It was pretty round. Had thin grayish striations lengthwise along its body/shell/whatever big words I should know. Definitely not a kissing bug but maybe I’m already dead? A top-down pic would be most helpful in identifying. Pick him up to get a better picture. I'm sure he's harmless, though.
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Aug 2, 2023 03:30
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Kill all bugs hth
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kazil posted:lol while they were taking down the X Old post but, I heard Grimes speak once. I was expecting her to maybe have at least one interesting or insightful thing to say but she was so profoundly stupid that i now assume the average rich and famous people are even more stupid than i used to. she lowered the average expectation of intelligence across the board, just some real dumbassery.
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Aug 2, 2023 03:37
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Captain Hygiene posted:What's chagas
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Aug 2, 2023 03:39
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Grimes is an incredibly stupid person and seems easily influenced by the last thing she heard. Remember when she started dating Elon and was suddenly anti tesla unions. She also recently said the patriarchy was good because she liked some stuff in society. I have to assume she was an industry plant with deep connections because I just cannot believe someone so stupid could make it as far as she has on their own
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Sankis posted:Grimes is an incredibly stupid person and seems easily influenced by the last thing she heard. Remember when she started dating Elon and was suddenly anti tesla unions. She also recently said the patriarchy was good because she liked some stuff in society. Her family's loaded and she did make some good music, but ultimately a lot of it boils down to being in the right place at the right time and knowing the right people
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Aug 2, 2023 03:45
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So now that Twitter is X, are the users of X supposed to say "check my Xexs?" My apologies if that joke as been beat into the ground. Buy why "X"? Leon is so dumb.
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Aug 2, 2023 03:50
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Free speech absolutist: hey I'm going to steal this guy's name because it's convenient for me to do so, also we're suing a press outlet that's been covering activity on our platform, with receipts
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Aug 2, 2023 04:01
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“chagas” sounds like a tasty mexican entree
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Celexi posted:did it look like any of this No, those look scary as heck though. Anyway, hopefully it lives a free and happy life and doesn’t cause destruction and devastation 
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Aug 2, 2023 04:04
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We're getting Assassin bugs up here in the PNW because the spiders are lazy and don't want to work!
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Plan R posted:We're getting Assassin bugs up here in the PNW because the spiders are lazy and don't want to work! you might be surrounded by ninja bugs right now and you wouldn't know
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Aug 2, 2023 04:27
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I don't miss being inundated in stink bugs since I left Pennsylvania. gently caress those things. I'm cool with most bugs, but stink bugs are terrible. Elon Musk is the stink bug of humanity.
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Aug 2, 2023 04:35
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Songbearer posted:20 years ago I was out in the garden with my digital camera taking pictures of flowers and insects 'cause I love bugs. A little bee was buzzing around doing what bees do so I took a photo. I really liked it, so I showed my dad and he asked me to send it him so he could have it on his computer. Anyway, a few days later, he asks me to come downstairs because he's got something for me and it turns out he got the media people at his job to print out a big high quality version of this photo and he had it framed. He asked if he could hang it up in his room and it stayed there until he passed away, ever since then it's been hanging up in my bedroom. If that bee is so great how many Twitter followers does it have HMMMMM?
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The Pirate Captain posted:If that bee is so great how many Twitter followers does it have HMMMMM? 3.8
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Sankis posted:Remember when she started dating Elon and was suddenly anti tesla unions. One of the funniest Elon-or-Elon-adjacent things ever was when Grimes claimed that she was going to help Tesla workers unionize but she checked and they all said they weren’t interested. Some journalist on Twitter was like, “I can’t believe I’m even asking this, but if you work at the Tesla factory and Grimes tried to help you form a union, PLEASE CONTACT ME.” And, uh, somehow that claim was never verified.
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Aug 2, 2023 04:57
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 This blue carpenter bee I saw has more personality in it's knee than Elon Musk will ever have.
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Aug 2, 2023 05:08
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Ok, now we're gonna talk about Magic: the Gathering. Talk about Magic: The Gathering.
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Mr Scumbag posted:Ok, now we're gonna talk about Magic: the Gathering. Okay. I think it's hosed up that just as I got back into it, they completely drop the ball. They introduce like a dozen new sets a year, several THOUSAND cards a year, and they're all loving cross-promotion adverts now. Here's my new commander deck, it has one of the Dr. Who Doctors as the commander and he partners with Optimus Prime because it gives me great synergy with my Ultramarines cards. I was literally joking with a friend "oh man I'm so excited for them to announce a Dr. Who set" and they were like "did you not see the news they are announcing one" and I'm so mad. I just wanted to play slivers. Now we're seeing incredibly ridiculous power creeps and I'm having to learn a thousand new cards and it's so exhausting. And it's all so arbitrarily expensive and it's exhausting. They made a single One Ring card and released it to the wild to stoke the flames of greed just like the actual one ring. Absolutely amazing diegetic integration of the theme of the One Ring into the real world with its real world equivalent. It's like corporations are run on this idea of infinite growth because they're meat-based AI programs, and the only relief we have from meat-based AI corporations making insane decisions based on "this trended well, therefore it must work well forever, do this and more" and the only person fighting against that is GREAT MAGIC HERO ELON MUSK, who has broken free of the era of corporations making decisions based on "someone else did this and it worked, duplicate it forever" and instead we have ketamine fueled mid-life crises back to back to back, truly we shall be saved from the woke mind virus of all these NPCs doing pathetic NPC things like uh attempting to identify themselves however they want without regard for how societys' scripts tell them they are supposed to. Those npcs are such sheep for not obeying what society says they're supposed to do haha. Anyway I want an Elon Musk MTG crossover set and we live in a timeline where we might see it.
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