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el oso
Feb 18, 2005

phew, for a minute there i lost myself

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Martman
Nov 20, 2006

get on the fast track and then run away from the train with money on it

Koburn
Oct 8, 2004

FIND THE JUDGE CHILD OR YOUR CITY DIES
Grimey Drawer
a Wesley/ Woody joint

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Martman posted:

get on the fast track and then run away from the train with money on it

Found on a napkin at a nearby diner hours before:

1. Hide in bushes next to tracks.
2. Wait until money train passes by.
3. ?
4. Profit.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Money Planes, Money Trains, and Money Automobiles

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Martman posted:

get on the fast track and then run away from the train with money on it

Money train was a 90's horror movie franchise, with the titular money train being a train that had once been good and pure when it was a passenger train, just wanting to help people, but became all serial killery after it started being used to transport money instead, all that money corrupting it to murder!!!

It was all right, but it does get a bit stupid that all it's victims never think of just you know running to either side of the tracks. Also what sort of stupid high school has it's makeout point on an abandoned underground railway track. I mean come on.

Also the 7th one where the killer money train gets disassembled and it's parts got put into to make a money rocket ship to pay Luna workers was sort of weird.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
I like how Snipes is looking straight at the camera as if to say, "Yup, this is what they're going with. I don't care, I'm just here to get paid."

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

Bogus Adventure posted:

I like how Snipes is looking straight at the camera as if to say, "Yup, this is what they're going with. I don't care, I'm just here to get paid."
maybe this is what taught him to refuse to open his eyes for the camera in future films

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Martman posted:

maybe this is what taught him to refuse to open his eyes for the camera in future films

they can't make you do blade 4 if you stay dead

BOAT SHOWBOAT
Oct 11, 2007

who do you carry the torch for, my young man?
Snipes was great in the Dolemite movie

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

BOAT SHOWBOAT posted:

Snipes was great in the Dolemite movie

Yeah there's quite a few examples of that great actors who've been phoning it in for ages, one day coming across a good script their really inserted in and putting in the effort.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Snipes is reprising Blade in Deadpool 3, so I'm hoping he brings old school Blade energy rather than whatever he had left for Trinity.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Bogus Adventure posted:

Snipes is reprising Blade in Deadpool 3, so I'm hoping he brings old school Blade energy rather than whatever he had left for Trinity.

If he doesn't have his eyes closed in literally ever single scene I will be very disappointed.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

dr_rat posted:

If he doesn't have his eyes closed in literally ever single scene I will be very disappointed.

He's got a hack for that

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Always thinking one step a head. Smart.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
Some muthafuckas just ice skate downhill.

Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


Rochallor posted:

(holding pierogies in each of my fists) Alfreda Hitchcocka

(flat Midwest accent) Anthony Perkins

When I was a kid my Polish cousins came over to visit and my grandma put a big pan of golumpki on the kitchen table and said, "Enjoy your ga-LOOM-ki!" and one of them went, "It's just 'golumpki.'"

Wikipedia posted:

Gołąbki [ɡɔˈwɔmpki]

What the hell, is it really pronounced "Go-WOMP-ki", completely different from how it's written?

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
Diacritics are a hell of a thing.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



my Polish friend in grade school named Łukas taught me how to that works

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Negostrike posted:

What the hell, is it really pronounced "Go-WOMP-ki", completely different from how it's written?

Polish just puts w's everywhere you didn't think they'd be.

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfKZclMWS1U



How I Unleashed World War II

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Clever.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




BOAT SHOWBOAT posted:

Snipes was great in the Dolemite movie

Snipes is a legit good actor. He just stopped caring after Blade 2.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012
Superhero movies do that to people.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Alhazred posted:

Snipes is a legit good actor. He just stopped caring after Blade 2.

Love his cameo in What We Do In The Shadows



where he appeared via Zoom

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Bar Crow posted:

Superhero movies do that to people.

He also had some tax issues that were probably distracting.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012
Refusing to pay taxes to a society that produces superhero movies is a reasonable response.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Yes yes we get it your edgy but also stuck in like 2019

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

kiimo posted:

Love his cameo in What We Do In The Shadows



where he appeared via Zoom

I still get pissed that they wanted to make him a recurring character but no one wanted to insure him or whatever so that was the most they could do.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Lotta poo poo going on

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Isn't that the 300 meme guy

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

Oh poo poo, the word devil has "evil" highlighted in it... hope they're not spoiling important plot stuff

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

FlamingLiberal posted:

Isn't that the 300 meme guy

I was trying to figure out where I recognised him from.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Peter Mensah is such a good actor, he really needs a good role to make him a household name.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Martman posted:

Oh poo poo, the word devil has "evil" highlighted in it... hope they're not spoiling important plot stuff

*police investigator sits at a desk covered in papers, the Devil Conspiracy poster front and center* drat it I can't crack this case!

*in frustration he sweeps everything off his desk*

*he takes a swig of his coffee, then pauses. The camera shows the mess of papers on the ground. A piece of paper has fallen over the "D" in "Devil"*

My God...

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


Finally, an EYE Divine Cybermancy adaptation.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

The MSJ posted:

Finally, an EYE Divine Cybermancy adaptation.

my legs are ok

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Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

Thats some pretty good costuming on that one guy. Kinda budget Wayne Barlow demon.


Also lmao at DEVIL

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