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Karate Bastard posted:Someone went on a shopping spree and dozens of people in the GBS Ukraine thread got hillaried. Hillarious.
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Cacafuego posted:Gotcha, Jeff needs money and his people will provide. At least there's some variety in them! I have tried to claim that the hillaries are really dumb, and that the person buying them is most probably a gross idiot, but to no avail; no hillary for me. It is probably because the one buying these is a really cool person of good taste and a really clean banana.
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Karate Bastard posted:I have tried to claim that the hillaries are really dumb, and that the person buying them is most probably a gross idiot, but to no avail; no hillary for me. It is probably because the one buying these is a really cool person of good taste and a really clean banana. This sounds like obsolete slang you'd hear while watching a 40s film: "I like that guy, he's a really clean banana."
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maybealabia posted:But you clean them first, right?
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Rascar Capac posted:This sounds like obsolete slang you'd hear while watching a 40s film: "I like that guy, he's a really clean banana." “He’s the best of the bunch. I tell you Shirley, I wouldn’t mind slipping on his peel, if you catch my meaning.”
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Hirayuki posted:e;f,b. We just put our bananas on the counter like the plebes. I have a nice bowl for bananas. But then I eat the last banana, and it's just a bowl for nothing. Makes U  Actually wait no, that's why it's a nice bowl. It has its own value, to me.  e: PICTURE NOT RELATED
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All this talk of 'why banana stands', and no one mentioned the fact that supposedly (I don't know if it's true, and really can't bring myself to care enough to find out) bananas give off some kind of ... I guess like banana fart, that supposedly makes your other fruit ripen / go off more quickly, hence keeping them separate. Again, I'm not claiming this to be true, but it was the reason cited for them existing when they first started showing up, at least where I live. I just don't want that rich piece of the tapestry to become frayed while we're weaving the new world of banana stand lore, to hand down to the next generation of banana enjoyers. /Edit: While we're on the matter, it strikes me that not everyone knows about peeling your bananas and putting them in the freezer. Don't leave the peel on, because you'll utterly murder your fingers trying to peel them. But it's much better than you'd expect, it kinda ends up being like banana ice cream. If you're a big dumb fat gently caress like me, it's good to find stuff like this to substitute for the usual pint of fried-lard-caramel milkshake or whatever. !Klams fucked around with this message at 16:35 on Aug 2, 2023 |
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What, ethylene? Yeah, don't mix certain fruit because some will produce it more than others.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:I have a nice bowl for bananas. But then I eat the last banana, and it's just a bowl for nothing. Makes U this is an old style drinking vessel, as you get hosed up on opaque booze the face emerges to confront you & your actions. Blessed.
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SniperWoreConverse posted:this is an old style drinking vessel, as you get hosed up on opaque booze the face emerges to confront you & your actions. Blessed. Actually it's a mirror 
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Actually it's a mirror Turn on your monitor.
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!Klams posted:All this talk of 'why banana stands', and no one mentioned the fact that supposedly (I don't know if it's true, and really can't bring myself to care enough to find out) bananas give off some kind of ... I guess like banana fart, that supposedly makes your other fruit ripen / go off more quickly, hence keeping them separate. you can also take advantage of this to make some other fruit ripen faster if you need that
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Antigravitas posted:What, ethylene? Yeah, don't mix certain fruit because some will produce it more than others. Yeah, banana farts. You have to clean the fart off the banana or the cherries won't pop.
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there’s always money in the banana stand 
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ultrafilter posted:Turn on your monitor. With a face like that it'll be hard to turn much of anything on.
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Takes No Damage posted:
sure, puppetmaster 
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, and also lol'ing at how overpriced "real" headphone stands are when they perform the same function as a curved piece of wood.
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ring ring ring ring banana farts
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3D Megadoodoo posted:I have a nice bowl for bananas. But then I eat the last banana, and it's just a bowl for nothing. Makes U OMFG. 
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3D Megadoodoo posted:I have a nice bowl for bananas. But then I eat the last banana, and it's just a bowl for nothing. Makes U Pls leave British ppl out of this, ty
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right, almost forgot MOISTURISE ME
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Mozi posted:you can also take advantage of this to make some other fruit ripen faster if you need that
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3D Megadoodoo posted:I have a nice bowl for bananas. But then I eat the last banana, and it's just a bowl for nothing. Makes U SpangeBub
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You laugh, but back in the 90s many a videogame company would've bet their entire existence on making this the central character of their mascot platformer
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Is it holding a bong?
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it should be one.
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Literally A Person posted:Is it holding a bong? I choose it to be
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3D Megadoodoo posted:I have a nice bowl for bananas. But then I eat the last banana, and it's just a bowl for nothing. Makes U ARE YE READY KIDS!? Aye aye, Captain! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!! AYE AYE, CAPTAIN! OOOOOOOOH... Who lives in a cupboard and's shaped like a bowl!? SPONGEBOB HAIRFACE! Who watches you sleep and can stare through your soul!? SPONGEBOB HAIRFACE! If peaceful existence is something you wish... SPONGEBOB HAIRFACE! You're poo poo out of luck cuz of this demon dish! SPONGEBOB HAIRFACE!
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The best banana is the one wearing pyjamas.
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e: wow I posted in the wrong thread
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Stryder posted:ARE YE READY KIDS!? Sounds like something from 'Channel Zero'
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Try a banana hammock instead
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just say 'bananammock'
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in the aussie thread they get to say budgiesmuggler and no one calls them out on it
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chazwazzer is a slur
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:'bananammock' Do dooooo Do do do
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Scratch Monkey posted:chazwazzer is a slur like “b-frog” is any better 
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maybealabia posted:But you clean them first, right? Just lol if your plebes don't clean themselves!
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