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killer_robot posted:Pepsi floats available only at the midnight hour of 2500 oclock. Look, all they said was they were open for 25 hours. They didn't say each day.
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Aug 2, 2023 17:43
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this is still one of the best memes lol
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Is there some seppo culture thing around diners that I'm missing, or is just kind of absurdist?
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bike tory posted:Is there some seppo culture thing around diners that I'm missing, or is just kind of absurdist? soda-based floats are associated mostly with diners and soda jerks, and any still extant soda jerks are in tourist traps or became diners.
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Aug 2, 2023 23:05
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Oh, it must be a diner on Mars
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Aug 2, 2023 23:34
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Everything tastes better during the timeslip
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I saw a guy pull out a 3L bottle of Dr Pepper at a restaurant and start drinking it and when they told him outside drinks were against policy he got angry and asked for a supervisor, then chugged the rest entirely while the server went to get a supervisor so he could say “too late!” when they came back. He was a very large, droopy, wobbly man. That was the first and last time I tried that restaurant, but I wonder if wobbly man still goes there or if he is still alive at all
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Aug 2, 2023 23:44
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freeedr posted:I saw a guy pull out a 3L bottle of Dr Pepper at a restaurant and start drinking it and when they told him outside drinks were against policy he got angry and asked for a supervisor, then chugged the rest entirely while the server went to get a supervisor so he could say “too late!” when they came back. He was a very large, droopy, wobbly man. That was the first and last time I tried that restaurant, but I wonder if wobbly man still goes there or if he is still alive at all This is why I could never be a restaurant manager because I would take that as my cue to wordlessly slide a single Mentos across the table at him and walk away.
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Aug 2, 2023 23:52
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freeedr posted:I saw a guy pull out a 3L bottle of Dr Pepper at a restaurant and start drinking it and when they told him outside drinks were against policy he got angry and asked for a supervisor, then chugged the rest entirely while the server went to get a supervisor so he could say “too late!” when they came back. He was a very large, droopy, wobbly man. That was the first and last time I tried that restaurant, but I wonder if wobbly man still goes there or if he is still alive at all I’m quite well thank you
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Breetai posted:This is why I could never be a restaurant manager because I would take that as my cue to wordlessly slide a single Mentos across the table at him and walk away. It's wafer thin.
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freeedr posted:I saw a guy pull out a 3L bottle of Dr Pepper at a restaurant and start drinking it and when they told him outside drinks were against policy he got angry and asked for a supervisor, then chugged the rest entirely while the server went to get a supervisor so he could say “too late!” when they came back. He was a very large, droopy, wobbly man. That was the first and last time I tried that restaurant, but I wonder if wobbly man still goes there or if he is still alive at all https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N3Cc4A-6yo
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Aug 3, 2023 01:37
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Breetai posted:This is why I could never be a restaurant manager because I would take that as my cue to wordlessly slide a single Mentos across the table at him and walk away. I know this is a reference to The Meaning of Life, but I can't help but get an Anton Chigurh energy from this. "That is your lucky Mentos. Keep it."
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Aug 3, 2023 01:57
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Flakey posted:Everything tastes better during the timeslip I think they should have shifted the timeslip to be at 2:45PM to allow for mini siestas.
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Aug 3, 2023 02:39
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Starting a profession that needs tools, but can't afford Dewalt, Festool, or Milwaukee? Wal-Mart has you covered with their in-house tool brand, E-Stink. When you think quality tools, think E-Stink!
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Aug 3, 2023 04:16
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I refuse to purchase this stationary brand from our supplier at work
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Aug 3, 2023 06:36
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*grabs cordless/battery powered miter saw* Time to put some stink on it! *the machine immediately explodes upon touching my warped Home Depot wood; my life flashes before my eyes as the sawblade forces its way through my ribs & lungs before getting stuck in my partially severed spine*
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Aug 3, 2023 06:38
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next time don't get saftey goggles from amazon
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Aug 3, 2023 10:24
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What on earth is a "soda jerk"
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Aug 3, 2023 10:29
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Amphigory posted:What on earth is a "soda jerk" A worker who pours soft drink (like Coke) syrup into a glass, then fills the glass with soda water, and jerks it with a spoon to mix it.
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Aug 3, 2023 10:35
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Wouldn't stirring be more effective than jerking it?
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3D Megadoodoo posted:A worker who pours soft drink (like Coke) syrup into a glass, then fills the glass with soda water, and jerks it with a spoon to mix it. Or the location that that worker plies their craft
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Aug 3, 2023 10:40
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Hey waitress, don't forget to stroke my Coke!
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It's also the name of an excellent podcast about songwriting. https://www.sodajerker.com/podcast/
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Grassy Knowles posted:Or the location that that worker plies their craft Or the deviant frequently bothering that location
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The Demilich posted:*grabs cordless/battery powered miter saw* I see what your problem is here. You let the guys at Home Depot pick your order so your wood is poo poo.
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Wee posted:I refuse to purchase this stationary brand from our supplier at work I can't get enough of whatever is in this bottle I found while cleaning out a lab fridge 
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Whooping Crabs posted:I can't get enough of whatever is in this bottle I found while cleaning out a lab fridge Toothpaste chemicals C24H50O13
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Aug 3, 2023 12:21
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Amphigory posted:What on earth is a "soda jerk" A schmuck
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The Demilich posted:*grabs cordless/battery powered miter saw* I think you’re giving the blade to much credit. More like as it bludgeons and crushes your bones.
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Whooping Crabs posted:I can't get enough of whatever is in this bottle I found while cleaning out a lab fridge I remember making that to defeat the plant boss in Resident Evil.
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Grassy Knowles posted:Toothpaste chemicals Correct https://pubchem.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/compound/Dodecaethylene-glycol
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Ironhead posted:I see what your problem is here. They will give you bananas every drat time
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Whooping Crabs posted:I can't get enough of whatever is in this bottle I found while cleaning out a lab fridge JenKem Ho-peg. Got yourself a nice evening planned out there, eh?
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Inceltown posted:Wouldn't stirring be more effective than jerking it? It is and it's not why they're called jerks. They're jerks because it rhymed with clerks and 100 years ago, before modern CO2 delivery systems, the clerk had to jerk the spigot back and forth like a well pump.
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Data Graham posted:A schmuck This boy don't need a job He needs a year in the pen
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Field Mousepad posted:They will give you bananas every drat time 
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