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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Azhais posted:

If you lived anywhere near civilization it was never normal to wait 2-3 weeks for something in recent history. Outpost.com pioneered the "anything delivered in 48 hours" bit back in 95 already. Pretty much all e commerce got it to you in under a week

I have to go back another decade yet to the pre Internet days of sending in envelopes to mail order catalogs to hit 3 week deliveries

Unless you're talking about borderline scam tv shopping networks or infomercials

I guess I always did wonder why it always said “allow 6 to 8 weeks for delivery” in catalogs.

Like in retrospect wtf took them so long, were they doing title floats on Lego sets

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Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Generally took me anywhere from a week to a month or two depending on the item, but I grew up in a place deliberately chosen to be the middle of nowhere.

For big stuff like furniture you'd head into town and talk to Mr Fox, who had the catalogs and the connections. His department store had very little of everything on hand, but anything it didn't have he was happy to jump through the hoops to have it ordered and transported.

Jamsque
May 31, 2009
Yes, truly, thank God (or better yet, thank Uncle Jeff!) for bringing us next day no extra charge shipping. It has made the world a better place for all, and it only cost the emiseration of hundreds of thousands of workers and the continued devastation of the global ecosystem. Worth it!

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Agreed, about the worth it part

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

MunchE posted:

Amazon basically pushed the entire e commerce world to where you get your poo poo in a couple of days. A decade ago it was normal to wait 2-3 weeks if you ordered anything

Oh yeah seems great
https://www.theverge.com/2021/11/14/22781896/go-read-this-amazon-tries-evade-responsibility-delivery-vehicle-crashes

quote:

Bloomberg mentions that Amazon Logistics has been the defendant in 119 vehicle injury lawsuits this year alone, which reportedly quadruples the number of incidents that occurred last year. And with the holiday season coming up, that number may be on the rise.

In February, Bloomberg states that a Texas couple reportedly sued Amazon for $1 million in damages following an alleged crash with a delivery driver — but the case has since been dismissed. Another man in Massachusetts reportedly suffered from brain injuries after a head-on collision with an Amazon delivery driver who allegedly fell asleep at the wheel. Amazon supposedly has yet to respond to that case, which Bloomberg says was filed in September.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Don't forget making it expected for small businesses to eat $15 in shipping costs on a $10 item

Macatt
May 3, 2005

Songbearer posted:

Just take a few seconds to understand that you can spend an hour or two of your week to go to a park and look at a pond and see a duck with its little flappy feet paddling about, see the wake it leaves behind as it swims, watch it bob under the water and feed, shaking its little duck head as it pobbles away and come off more fulfilled and with happier memories than any dumbfuck thing Elon is doing right this minute

Songbearer posted:

20 years ago I was out in the garden with my digital camera taking pictures of flowers and insects 'cause I love bugs. A little bee was buzzing around doing what bees do so I took a photo. I really liked it, so I showed my dad and he asked me to send it him so he could have it on his computer. Anyway, a few days later, he asks me to come downstairs because he's got something for me and it turns out he got the media people at his job to print out a big high quality version of this photo and he had it framed. He asked if he could hang it up in his room and it stayed there until he passed away, ever since then it's been hanging up in my bedroom.

The flower it had landed on was one of dozens it could have chosen. That bee did not know its photo had been taken and my interest in it did not matter to its existence. I don't know where that bee went or how long it survived for afterwards. It merely did what it was supposed to do and then carried on and I thought it was beautiful.

20 years is an unthinkable span of time for a worker bee whose lives are measured in weeks at best and for the flower who, come the end of summer, would have also done its job and withered away to nothing. It has not yet been 10 years since I lost my dad, but that simple act of him printing that picture is one of my fondest memories. In that thin rectangle of wood and paper and glass is a memory inside a memory of things that lived in this world, lived their little lives exactly as they wanted to and somehow formed this little monument to love that I have carried with me for what is now the majority of my life. My dad, the bee, the flower and me - tiny elements of reality that bring me back from some of my darkest moments when I think about just how wonderfully they all came together.



Some beautiful sentiments here.

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007




Waffle House posted:

lmfao if Elon Musk ever tries to tout himself as the godfather of AI or some bullshit, it predates him mightily, so please shove this article immediately up his rear end:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_artificial_intelligence

At least as far as we are publicly aware, we had AIs having Expert Conversations with us in like the 1960s ARPANET years:



XCorp definitely, but OpenAI probably too is increasingly looking like another Tesla-grade scam where nothing REALLY new is being worked on (if at all), it's just a placeholder while someone lays back and Saddam Husseins like :metis: for some hopeful billions. Great tulips tho!

god bless STEM nerds with real passion

shoutsout the fuzzy logic, my favorite kind of math

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Macatt posted:

Some beautiful sentiments here.



I like your duck, my dude. :3:

Not what I expected in this thread, but I like it.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Azhais posted:

Since we've just been talking about how Elon wedged his way into Tesla

https://www.theverge.com/23815634/tesla-elon-musk-origin-founder-twitter-land-of-the-giants

Verge and Vox have a podcast about that very topic

drat look at that great gene and skull shape. (also somehow still having a smug lumpy face since 2008)

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

InsertPotPun posted:

god, i signed up for paypal when they sent you a few cents and you had to type in what they deposited to activate your account

Ebay did that to me last week. Then took it back.

cracker
May 12, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Wee posted:

China

Also transferring money between accounts is only really a US problem. every other country can already do it easily.

I don't know how the euro banking system works but about 15 years ago I remember my euro poker playing friends being confused on how it was easier for Americans to settle up in cash instead of transferring between accounts.

Lammasu
May 8, 2019

lawful Good Monster

Waffle House posted:

Maybe in a very South African All You Zombies sense? idk

It has been zero days since an All You Zombies reference.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


I used to post like germane business suggestions in this thread for Tesla because Elon is clearly a goon, and given his sketchy ring of advising, probably is so loving out of his gourd that he reads this thread for business hot tips, but it made me realize that I have an actual, practical, real, hard critical eye for the automotive industry and I should be hostile-takeover bullying him out of his fortune because he just loving sucks that badly.

Like if I asked this dude where automotive industry design trends were, the reply would be basically dictated copypasta from a vintage Idiot Billionare's fork of DALL-E and a cry-laughing emoji.

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!
Nowhere to run plus nowhere to hide from beez!

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Waffle House posted:

I used to post like germane business suggestions in this thread for Tesla because Elon is clearly a goon,

The pedo Nazi shitboer is the antithesis of a poster.

Tsietisin
Jul 2, 2004

Time passes quickly on the weekend.

I have this word suspicion that Elon licensed DMX's "X gon' give it to ya" years ago and is wanting to capitalise on it for what he believes is the ultimate in marketing genius.

tehslime
Jun 19, 2023

“Blaze your glory”

What a complete loving dork.

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AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

I work in retail and our store is a ups drop off point and I always feel so bad for how hard the drivers work that I carry the packages out to them so they don't have to lol

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
Is blaze your glory some sort of gamer Engrish?

The Awesomesaurus
Feb 15, 2006

I'm too cool to be extinct.

keep punching joe posted:

Is blaze your glory some sort of gamer Engrish?

“BLAZE YOUR GLORY! Round 1, FIGHT!”

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

It's better 2 blaze ur glory than fade away!

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 08:34 on Aug 3, 2023

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

keep punching joe posted:

Is blaze your glory some sort of gamer Engrish?

Eurodance lyric

BLAZE YOUR GLORY! TO THE MEGA!
______/

Jim DiGriz
Apr 28, 2008

Maybe there is no room for guys like us.
Grimey Drawer

keep punching joe posted:

Is blaze your glory some sort of gamer Engrish?

$54.20 blaze your glory!

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

keep punching joe posted:

Is blaze your glory some sort of gamer Engrish?

There was a goon, days ago who said "blaze ya dead glory" and I'm still chuckling.

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

gschmidl posted:

The pedo Nazi shitboer is the antithesis of a poster.

SA was a different place in the 00s... He was probably one of the people who migrated to 4chan when CSAM* was banned here

*the Porn subforum was banned, but the CSAM was the reason behind it

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


Elon's obsession with making PayPal (and now Twitter) a universal financial service not-a-bank makes a touch more sense when you know that precious stones and metals was one of the ways that rich South Africans evaded anti-apartheid sanctions.

Musk grew up immersed in money laundering, and tends back towards enabling it.

jadebullet
Mar 25, 2011


MY LIFE FOR YOU!

MunchE posted:

Amazon basically pushed the entire e commerce world to where you get your poo poo in a couple of days. A decade ago it was normal to wait 2-3 weeks if you ordered anything

Please, Amazon just brought things back to how they were in the 50s and earlier when mail was carried by train. Back then, two day shipping of mail was common because it predominantly moved by train car in what was known as a "rolling post office."

Back then, postal agents would sort the mail as it was being transported and mail could even be loaded onto a train at 60-90mph via a special hook. Then USPS shifted to truck and plane because "it was faster" resulting in longer shipping times due to needing to ship between distribution centers and sort the mail at each stop.

All Bezos did was take the Walmart Distribution Center model of warehousing and apply it to home delivery instead of store delivery. (Something Sears already had established back in the 1800s, but somehow forgot how to do)

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




tehslime posted:

“Blaze your glory”

What a complete loving dork.



Isn't blazing a tumblr thing?

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


I guarantee he just thought "Blaze your trail! ... Wait, find your glory! ... Wait, what if I combined those! Find your trail! ... Yes! It's perfect!"

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens
I can only hear it as misheard Bon Jovi lyrics and now that drat "Blaze of Glory" song gets stuck in my head every time I see that stupid slogan. This makes me hate Elon more

greatBigJerk
Sep 6, 2010

My final form.

steinrokkan posted:

Eurodance lyric

BLAZE YOUR GLORY! TO THE MEGA!
______/

Hard core! Hard core!

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock

Anders posted:

SA was a different place in the 00s... He was probably one of the people who migrated to 4chan when CSAM* was banned here

*the Porn subforum was banned, but the CSAM was the reason behind it

I thought it was just copyright stuff as the porn forums went away alongside the other warez forums

as far as I understand it the CSAM was mostly in ADTRW and continued after the warez deletion

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!
Blaze . Lol get it ! Nice

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

ymgve posted:

I thought it was just copyright stuff as the porn forums went away alongside the other warez forums

as far as I understand it the CSAM was mostly in ADTRW and continued after the warez deletion

You're probably right - I joined shortly after the warez had been removed, but I unfortunately remember that ADTRW was a subforum even if I never set my foot inside it. Point still stands though :colbert:

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

keep punching joe posted:

Is blaze your glory some sort of gamer Engrish?

Blaze your glory and face to bloodshed

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Has Elon copped to coming up with that dumb slogan or does he blame their marketing department?

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Scratch Monkey posted:

Has Elon copped to coming up with that dumb slogan or does he blame their marketing department?

Their what?

Boris Galerkin
Dec 17, 2011

I don't understand why I can't harass people online. Seriously, somebody please explain why I shouldn't be allowed to stalk others on social media!

Scratch Monkey posted:

Has Elon copped to coming up with that dumb slogan or does he blame their marketing department?

It’s kind of the same department

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

ymgve posted:

I thought it was just copyright stuff as the porn forums went away alongside the other warez forums

as far as I understand it the CSAM was mostly in ADTRW and continued after the warez deletion

This is correct, until the pedocalypse removed a ton of them from ADTRW in like later 2005/2006 iirc

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