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tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

GD_American posted:

You get him for exactly as long as we had Piers Morgan

Yeah, again, we're very sorry about that, we don't know how he broke containment

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Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way
piersed it obv

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

tarbrush posted:

Yeah, again, we're very sorry about that, we don't know how he broke containment

Same way James Corden and Ricky Gervais did, through the Overton Window

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
God, we really have been sending you the absolute bottom of the barrel.

Incitatus
Dec 16, 2005

The Meat Man was out of wings, Mr. William Ash More!:argh:

tarbrush posted:

God, we really have been sending you the absolute bottom of the barrel.

thanks for harry and kate rear end in a top hat

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
James Corden is easily the biggest export crime

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

Nodoze posted:

James Corden is easily the biggest export crime

I'd put Piers above him but Corden could absolutely be #1A

If he's such a legendary rear end in a top hat to waiters I'm surprised nobody's got him with phone video yet

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Nodoze posted:

James Corden is easily the biggest export crime

I've never seen a larger downgrade than Craig Ferguson to James Corden.


Christ

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
To be faaaair Craig is Scottish.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
https://twitter.com/fashion_nfl/status/1687086550314844160?s=20

quote:

My Rankings:
1. Oilers 10/10
2a. Eagles 9.5/10
2b. Bucs 9.5/10
2c. Seahawks 9.5/10
3. Vikings 9/10
4. Jets 8/10
5. Broncos 7.5/10
6. Browns 7/10
7.Panthers 6.5/10
8. Cardinals 6/10
9. Lions 4/10
10. Colts 3/10

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Android Apocalypse posted:

To be faaaair Craig is Scottish.

Oh sure, I just meant as far as late night hosts go

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Let us celebrate!

https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1687052943034327040?s=20

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

I hate this twitter account so much

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow
I’m not convinced dov kleiman is a real person.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Hey Jonathan Taylor, go gently caress yourself!

https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1687103411773423616?s=20

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.


Lolita is such a tragic story. She's been stuck in this lovely little pool for so long.



I hope she survives the trip and being put back into a different habitat.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Ehud posted:

Lolita is such a tragic story. She's been stuck in this lovely little pool for so long.



I hope she survives the trip and being put back into a different habitat.

I hope this works out and good for Irsay for doing it. No wonder the orcas want to kill us. They are right.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

They got funding for this by asking Irsay if he wanted to get high as a whale.

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

tarbrush posted:

God, we really have been sending you the absolute bottom of the barrel.

It's why you were sent Pulisic, you ruin our TV, we'll ruin your game

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I like my team's owner even if he responds to a trade request by saying nobody would miss him if he died.

I hope that whale gets back to her pod safe and sound.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

I thought he was going to be kept firmly in your side of the Atlantic and in a commentary booth

https://twitter.com/SkySportsNews/status/1687000760054095872
Why would Tom Brady buy part of a city?

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

Forrest on Fire posted:

Same way James Corden and Ricky Gervais did, through the Overton Window
lol drat

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

No salary cap on orca transport

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Codependent Poster posted:

I like my team's owner even if he responds to a trade request by saying nobody would miss him if he died.

I hope that whale gets back to her pod safe and sound.

Most NFL owners give their money to "Grind the Poor into Chum (501c)3"

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

I think transporting an orca from a lovely Miami tank she's lived in for 50 years to her home waters to live out her days is pretty awesome of Jim.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

Jim just doesn't want the orcas to sink his super yacht later this year.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

tbf I don't think this whale counts against the cap

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
That Josh Jacobs ranking is maybe the most insane thing I’ve ever seen from this list, which is saying something

https://twitter.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1687131025418207232?s=46&t=Q9JsEynxHxZ9F2lOwU2Uuw

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Professor Funk posted:

That Josh Jacobs ranking is maybe the most insane thing I’ve ever seen from this list, which is saying something

https://twitter.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1687131025418207232?s=46&t=Q9JsEynxHxZ9F2lOwU2Uuw
Confirmed, Maxx Crosby is better than Myles Garrett.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

*lost to the Dallas Cowboys in the playoffs in embarrassing fashion

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

thomas is a pleasant man.

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


Shinjobi posted:

*lost to the Dallas Cowboys in the playoffs in embarrassing fashion

Is there any other way?

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Toaster Beef posted:

piersed it obv

:chanpop: This didn't get enough appreciation

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

DeimosRising posted:

Is there any other way?

I'd say the Lions kinda got hosed by the refs, and while it's embarrassing it's also not something they had a ton of control over

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Broncos are having some terrible injury luck.

https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1687141469751058440?s=20

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


:eng99:

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Broncos Country

Let's Die

Dog Faced JoJo
Oct 15, 2004

Woof Woof


He just got excited because the whales have blowholes

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

I don't recall Mile High being one of those fields that's notorious for always being dogshit like Soldier Field and MetLife. But man they sure seem to lose a ton of dudes to leg injuries every year. That's also where Breece Hall tore his ACL last year.

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three
Aug 9, 2007

i fantasize about ndamukong suh licking my doodoo hole
That whale will have a longer useful life than a RB.

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