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Bogus Adventure posted:Jason Statham owns. Almost every movie I've seen him in is watchable. Except for Ghosts of Mars. That movie is most definitely not good. What about the Dungeon Siege movie by noted Lowtax puncher Uwe Boll?
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Dillbag posted:What about the Dungeon Siege movie by noted Lowtax puncher Uwe Boll? I love that movie. It has Ray Liotta as an evil sorcerer! That cast is incredible: Jason Statham, Burt Reynolds, Ray Liotta, and Leelee Sobieski as the main cast, and John Rhys Davies, Ron Perlman, Matthew Lillard as your supporting cast. It unironically rules in how ambitiously bad it is, and the cast giving it's all to save it.
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God Hobbs and Shaw was so terrible even by that franchise’s standards
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MacheteZombie posted:Wrong. Ghosts of Mars is good. The bad Statham movie is hobbes n shaw what? you don't like to watch two hours of the rock and statham jerking each other off?
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Idris Elba was there too, in robot form or some poo poo
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Bugblatter posted:but if felt like the longest film I’ve ever sat through. That's MI:7 for me.
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Bogus Adventure posted:I love that movie. It has Ray Liotta as an evil sorcerer! That cast is incredible: Jason Statham, Burt Reynolds, Ray Liotta, and Leelee Sobieski as the main cast, and John Rhys Davies, Ron Perlman, Matthew Lillard as your supporting cast. It unironically rules in how ambitiously bad it is, and the cast giving it's all to save it. I want to revisit it one of these days. Only Boll would cast Statham, Reynolds and Liotta in a fantasy movie.
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I don’t think the new MI is that bad but it was a huge step down from the previous three.
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davidspackage posted:I want to revisit it one of these days. Only Boll would cast Statham, Reynolds and Liotta in a fantasy movie. It's not a good movie, but I found it really entertaining. Lillard is really good at playing this lovely Duke/King's nephew who is conspiring to take control. I'll straight up admit that he steals the show, and is a much better actor than he gets credit for since he usually plays goofs, slackers, losers, or Shaggys. Liotta just smolders as this angry sorcerer, and Burt Reynolds does his smug Burt Reynolds thing while talking about the importance of being a king. Statham gets to do his martial arts/stunts while softly growling his lines. The only person who is really wasted is Sobieski. She's the daughter of the king's magus (Davies), and gets treated as unimportant/incompetent because she's a woman despite being a powerful magus in her own right. She is good in it, but lol that her character is seduced by old-rear end Liotta.
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Aug 3, 2023 06:23
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Uncle Boogeyman posted:best Statham movie is Cellular, also the best Chris Evans movie I forgot that movie existed
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MacheteZombie posted:I forgot that movie existed i didn't actually see it until last year, it owns. David R. Ellis forever.
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There's basically nothing worse than a "funny" a24 movie. The only time it hasn't made me want to rip my eyes out is Beau is Afraid
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Punkin Spunkin posted:There's basically nothing worse than a "funny" a24 movie. The only time it hasn't made me want to rip my eyes out is Beau is Afraid Uncut Gems
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Benson Cunningham posted:Lamb was pretty funny. Lamb was such a first draft of a movie lol. I did love parts of it.
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Punkin Spunkin posted:There's basically nothing worse than a "funny" a24 movie. The only time it hasn't made me want to rip my eyes out is Beau is Afraid I remember watching the very first A24 movie, that one directed by a bargain bin Coppola and starring Charlie Sheen in his very last attempt to be taken seriously. It was very bad Luckily for them, Spring Breakers came out and set them on the proper path but yeah their comedy output is way shakier
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Aug 3, 2023 18:00
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Weren't the sewer boys milk shake duck'd? I can't believe they are in this movie >:I
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Snooze Cruise posted:Weren't the sewer boys milk shake duck'd? I can't believe they are in this movie >:I Wait they're a real thing? I thought it was just a prop for this movie. I've never heard of 'em.
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Aug 3, 2023 19:07
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I always love when trailers put "X-Award Winner" ahead of everyone's name, and then you get to the one person who doesn't have anything. Makes them seem like a real loser.
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A lot of people in the comments saying it looks like the worst thing ever, but it doesn't even get that much of a rise out of me. Apparently it's an adaptation of an off-Broadway show with the same two leads and yeah, that tracks 100% for me. That is largely the state of musical theater comedy for the past decade and even if you like that sort of thing, it never translates well to film.
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Amazing we get this but still don’t have a Book of Mormon movie i think the time has passed where that would work, there are aspects that could have been ignored if they had done it when the fire was hot but would have to be drastically reworked if they made it now
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Aug 3, 2023 20:30
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We unironically need more dumb musicals, and it's not like I'm not going to want to watch a Lane/Mullally team-up. Adding Megan Thee Stallion and the Sewer Boys is just a nice surprise.
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FoneBone posted:I hope the songs are more clever than what the snippets from that trailer would imply The Sewer Boys imply this is going to be Nothing But Trouble, but a musical. I'm out. Are they actually a thing I don't know about? Or new for this movie? I'm very confused.
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You don't know The Sewer Boys?!? I've never heard of them, didn't find any hits on Google, so I'm guessing it's for the film. It's A24, so there is a good chance this will be better than Nothing But Trouble. It looks more like The Parent Trap meets reality, where there are legitimate reasons why the mom and dad broke up (like the dad being as gay as a three dollar bill...and just as thin).
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Punkin Spunkin posted:The Sewer Boys got famous off tiktok but there's been some pretty iffy stories floating around online about what they're like around fans Oh it's a tiktok thing? That's even weirder.
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thrawn527 posted:Oh it's a tiktok thing? That's even weirder. BonoMan posted:Wait they're a real thing? I thought it was just a prop for this movie. I've never heard of 'em. you guys are killing me!!!
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Punkin Spunkin posted:The Sewer Boys got famous off tiktok but there's been some pretty iffy stories floating around online about what they're like around fans Word is that one of them is cancelled and one of them is not, but they only let you ask one question to figure out which is which
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Carthag Tuek posted:i just skipped around the trailer, are the sewer boys the weird mutants in the cage at the end? That's the premise of the jokes people are telling, but at the risk of spoiling it, The Sewer Boys is just the production company of Nathan Lane and his husband, playwright Devlin Elliott, in a reference to the "underground" Broadway scene.
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