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imo make more billion and give to me |
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444 unread posts. surely a good omen. time to buy one billion dollars worth of nfts. |
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Prof. Crocodile posted:444 unread posts. surely a good omen. time to buy one billion dollars worth of nfts. in a while crocodile
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Aug 4, 2023 13:45
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If you let me become the billionare I will give all of you a thousand dollars unless I forget about you when I'm rich |
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Aug 4, 2023 16:01
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No thanks |
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Aug 4, 2023 16:08
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I've cleared out a space at the end of my bed for a big pile of money |
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Aug 4, 2023 16:12
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If I'm given the billionaire status i'll use it to reboot city of heroes (And charge $1,000,000 monthly sub, for 1 character slot) |
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Aug 4, 2023 16:16
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i will set up posting scholarships to encourage promising posters to post more |
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Aug 17, 2023 17:33
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Signing up |
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Aug 18, 2023 12:27
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I'm gonna buy a lot of weed. Thanks everyone. Shut it down.
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Aug 18, 2023 12:54
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Randy Travesty posted:I'm gonna buy a lot of weed. Thanks everyone. Shut it down. Can I have a little? As a treat.
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Aug 18, 2023 13:27
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Escape From Noise posted:Can I have a little? As a treat. No. 
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Aug 18, 2023 13:54
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drat. Money changed u.
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woah
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Aug 18, 2023 22:06
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I'm sick n twisted now. I'm a gd future billionaire just as soon as mods shut this thread down. I'm gonna buy so many sour patch kids my mouth gets new and exciting ways of hurting.
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Aug 21, 2023 07:28
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The final scene from Old Yeller but it's me having to guillotine my old friend who is now a billionaire.
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Aug 21, 2023 08:00
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Escape From Noise posted:The final scene from Old Yeller but it's me having to guillotine my old friend who is now a billionaire. Rip me then
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Aug 21, 2023 08:51
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im going to buy the forums and then close them make your last posts count
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Aug 21, 2023 16:07
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ChubbyChecker posted:im going to buy the forums and then close them My post count is off the charts!
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Aug 21, 2023 16:14
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becoming sick and twisted? guillotining friends? closing forums? these all sound like bad endings, fortunately i'm here to save you all from these awful fates by posting no need for thanks, i'll just take my billions |
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Aug 22, 2023 12:41
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Stoner Sloth posted:becoming sick and twisted? guillotining friends? closing forums? Thanks but I got this. I'm gonna eat every warhead candy.
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but we cannot allow a warhead gap! 
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Don't mind me, I'm just here for the billions. |
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Warheads are gross and taste like bile.
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(Verse 1) If I had a billion dollars, Well, I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a mansion) If I had a billion dollars, I'd buy you furniture for your mansion (like a gold-plated couch) (Verse 2) If I had a billion dollars, I'd get you a personal jet (all leather interior) If I had a billion dollars, We'd fly to places we've never been yet. (Chorus) If I had a billion dollars, If I had a billion dollars, Well, I'd buy you more than a llama or an emu If I had a billion dollars I’d be rich, and you'd be too! (Verse 3) If I had a billion dollars, I’d build a theme park in our yard (with roller coasters!) If I had a billion dollars, I'd get a diamond-studded credit card. (Verse 4) If I had a billion dollars, We wouldn't have to walk to the store (we’d have chauffeurs) If I had a billion dollars, We’d eat caviar and so much more. (Bridge) Oh, if I had a billion dollars, I’d probably start my own space crew Maybe land on Mars or the moon, All with a view of the blue. (Verse 5) If I had a billion dollars, We wouldn’t have to eat Kraft Dinner But we would, just fancier ones, With a personal chef, and then some. (Chorus) If I had a billion dollars, If I had a billion dollars, Well, I'd hire your favorite band to play just for you, If I had a billion dollars, Oh, the dreams that we could pursue! (Outro) If I had a billion dollars We’d make all our wild dreams come true If I had a billion dollars There's no limit to what we could do! |
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I would use the billion dollars to reboot 'Ally McBeal' including a world class theme park in Orlando based on the new cast |
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I will dump it in the ocean to create a class of wealthy sharks that will pay top dollar for human meat, leading to a hunting frenzy on humans.
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Aug 23, 2023 03:49
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just pay me in sawbucks so i can get some freakin eyes
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I'm already a billionaire but I wouldn't mind another |
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Aug 27, 2023 02:33
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This has gone on so long that being a billionaire isn't even that good anymore, so it's pretty reasonable to just stop posting here (don't worry I'll keep an eye on it) |
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Aug 27, 2023 14:41
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Dukberry posted:This has gone on so long that being a billionaire isn't even that good anymore, so it's pretty reasonable to just stop posting here (don't worry I'll keep an eye on it) 
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Aug 28, 2023 16:12
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Billionaires were never good tho.
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Aug 28, 2023 16:21
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Escape From Noise posted:Billionaires were never good tho. No need to post anymore then, right? |
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Aug 28, 2023 17:38
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Dukberry posted:No need to post anymore then, right? How else will I create my wealthy sharks to eat all humans?
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Aug 28, 2023 17:41
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Escape From Noise posted:How else will I create my wealthy sharks to eat all humans? I'll eat all humans |
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Eat the rich |
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Barking Gecko posted:Eat the rich 
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