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Every time I mention "fingering" or "fingerbanging" girls just laugh and laugh.
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# ? May 18, 2024 18:41 |
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Only pianists worry about fingering and pianists are lowkey major dorks, OP.
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Because it's funny, OP. I can't believe you haven't fingered that one out yet.
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Is it because you are using your toes rather than your fingers OP? They’ll stop laughing if you talk about toeing instead.
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Das Boo posted:Only pianists worry about fingering and pianists are lowkey major dorks, OP. Also guitarists, but they're also major dorks, not low-key tho. Basically everyone who plays an instrument or makes music is a dorky dork who needs a wedgie.
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Das Boo posted:Only pianists worry about fingering and pianists are lowkey major dorks, OP. ![]()
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who are you talking about fingering with this often?
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cumpantry posted:who are you talking about fingering with this often? Just any time it comes up.
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I mean every time I bring it up.
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Guys never giggle, because they ain't got that squiggle. ![]()
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maybe they're laughing because you have no fingers.
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Jose Oquendo posted:maybe they're laughing because you have no fingers. I've got all ten but really you dont need that many to be a pro at fingerbangin'
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cumpantry posted:who are you talking about fingering with this often? OP was asked to do a presentation at their employer’s daily “all hands” meeting.
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Some people at a wedding asked how my wife and I met and I told them the story of our first kiss, which just sort of leads naturally into another unrelated story about fingering.
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because look at your stubby mitts, mr. trump.
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lol
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https://youtu.be/uT3_LSD_qmM
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Are you this guy, OP? That might explain it. Having looked for signs of gigantism and elephantiasis, the University of Minnesota concluded that there were no signs of the disease or abnormalities. Jeff's wife, Gina, said he was simply born that way ![]() William Bear fucked around with this message at 15:17 on Aug 4, 2023 |
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they mustve used this guy for Dishonored mocapping
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Is your name Freddy?
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Das Boo posted:Only pianists worry about fingering and pianists are lowkey major dorks, OP. pianist here, its not really lowkey at all. although sometimes we are also minor dorks
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William Bear posted:Are you this guy, OP? That might explain it. "Meaty Hands"
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You: vs the guy she told you not to worry about : ![]()
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Dial A For Awesome posted:Is it because you are using your toes rather than your fingers OP? ![]() Bloodfart McCoy fucked around with this message at 15:49 on Aug 4, 2023 |
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It's b/c if you're going on about fingering instead of fuckin they assume you've got a little/broken pecker op.
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I know this because my pecker is both broken AND little.
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Poohs Packin posted:Some people at a wedding asked how my wife and I met and I told them the story of our first kiss, which just sort of leads naturally into another unrelated story about fingering. Dying to hear how you hijack the most bland and innocent question about your relationship and stampede into fingerbanging ![]()
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:stampede I very clearly said it naturally flowed. I'm pretty good at parties, mate.
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Dying to hear how you hijack the most bland and innocent question about your relationship and stampede into fingerbanging "So there I was, fingerbanging her in the mall...."
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9D0oVCZBHs&t=62s
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It’s fingerpopping op that’s why they laugh at you. Fingerbanging smh
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Maybe you're not making it clear that you want to finger them OP. Maybe you just got that face that makes girls think you want to be fingered instead.
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William Bear posted:Are you this guy, OP? That might explain it. ![]() ![]()
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