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Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Eat My Fuc posted:

Obviously all the Summerslam poo poo sucks but maybe if audiences are pissed enough it will change

Yeah if there's one thing history has shown it's that vince REALLY cares about what the fans think.

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Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:

Eat My Fuc posted:

adrenaline in my posts
defend the fed for cody rhodes

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

i just fast forward the women’s matchs, in both AEW and the Fed, because they suck poo poo. that way I keep both sides of the poster civil war (emf on one side, every other person ever on the other) happy

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Tampa Bae posted:

how could you forget when rey mysterio lost an eye and seth rollins threw up everywhere

My favorite part about this is that angle still kind of lives on in Black wearing a contact in one eye and the face paint surrounding it

Also both Buddy and Rhea have both fake dated a kid of Rey Mysterio

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


TheKingslayer posted:

For a company about moments or whatever they put on a lot of matches that don't have a single memorable moment in them. Unless it's someone loving up.

Chris James 2 posted:

WWE fans is to begging for Emmys as MCU/comics fans is to begging for Oscars

Even if they show up (doubtful given the recent box office trends for one) and are loud (doubtful given the piped-in noise for the other), neither prove they're correct

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Eat My Fuc posted:

I haven’t kept up with NXT I have no idea what’s happening down there.

Fake fan.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I dont know if pointing out Dynamite's main event is the biggest own since it came directly on the tail of a dogshit stinker a week prior with "book the women's division better" being the main thing people remember about it.

I dont watch WWE, i think what I'm reading about Summerslam sucks poo poo, but I also think yall are going after EMF a single percent too hard. It's a land of contrasts, really. Just embrace the rubber chicken, imo.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

Shinjobi posted:

I dont know if pointing out Dynamite's main event is the biggest own since it came directly on the tail of a dogshit stinker a week prior with "book the women's division better" being the main thing people remember about it.

I dont watch WWE, i think what I'm reading about Summerslam sucks poo poo, but I also think yall are going after EMF a single percent too hard. It's a land of contrasts, really. Just embrace the rubber chicken, imo.

There's no amount of mocking too hard for diehard Cody stans, frankly

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Rhea and Becky are two of their biggest stars, male or female, and them being left off the show is stupid as hell.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Sydney Bottocks posted:

There's no amount of mocking too hard for diehard Cody stans, frankly

He will finish the story


It may take 10 years and Roman might leave the company before it happens, but the story will end one day

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Had no idea summerslam is tomorrow

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Shaman Tank Spec posted:

Yeah if there's one thing history has shown it's that vince REALLY cares about what the fans think.

He obviously does. He wouldn't be able to spite them if he didn't.

Shinjobi posted:

He will finish the story


It may take 10 years and Roman might leave the company before it happens, but the story will end one day

The story will finish at WM 40. We'll all be shocked WWE did something right then remember it's a Wrestlemania ending in '0'.
Cody's reign will be rear end.

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


ChrisBTY posted:

Cody's reign will be rear end.

Well yeah, this is a given

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

I dont think cody is going to win at wrestlemania 40

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Cody will BE Wrestlemania 40

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

That DICK! posted:

I dont think cody is going to win at wrestlemania 40

I agree

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/1687531851664224256

drat, the Feds aren't loving about.

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Shinjobi posted:

Cody will BE Wrestlemania 40

hes goiing to co host with snoop dogg :3:

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF
https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/1687532770678157312


https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/1687532212043096069

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

a.lo posted:

Had no idea summerslam is tomorrow

i miss saturday papes

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

a.lo posted:

Had no idea summerslam is tomorrow

For as often as WWEs ppv happen, they sneak up on us unexpectedly.

Arbite
Nov 4, 2009






Some real "Sean O'Haire Dead, Smackdown Unmoved" combinatory energy there.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Sydney Bottocks posted:

There's no amount of mocking too hard for diehard Cody stans, frankly

Alan_Shore
Dec 2, 2004

Adrenaline in my soul
Old rapist's booking makes me lol

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Not shocking but goddamn is it still sad this is how it ends

https://twitter.com/SeanRossSapp/status/1687581110203486209?s=20

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

So he’ll be on summerslam

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Does this mean that they will let E out of his contract or that they will let it expire? He could be so useful in other non wrestling related activities.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




They’ll give him one of those deals where he just does media appearances to talk about how good wwe is

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003


Vince's reign of terror has gone across the ocean now

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Wonder if Big E's neck will miraculously heal six months before his contract expires like Bryan's head did.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
One more!

https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/1687531187349442560?s=20

It was actually Psycho Clown

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

It was Vince, it’s right there in the picture ???

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
Vince was moonlighting as an Uber driver while also mass murdering people and convincing the Elite to re-sign with AEW

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
quick aside, what teh gently caress's the card for tomorrow? I'm not watching, but I'll keep an eye out for C*dy vs Lesnar.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

MorningMoon posted:

quick aside, what teh gently caress's the card for tomorrow? I'm not watching, but I'll keep an eye out for C*dy vs Lesnar.

Off the top of my head:
three way for the women’s title with asuka, bianca and Charlotte.
Gunther v Drew (gonna be good)
Cody v Lesnar (boring)
Seth v Balor (hopefully they get time, the last one was a dud)
Roman v one of the Usos in tribal combat

Maybe a few more

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Quantum of Phallus posted:

Off the top of my head:
three way for the women’s title with asuka, bianca and Charlotte.
Gunther v Drew (gonna be good)
Cody v Lesnar (boring)
Seth v Balor (hopefully they get time, the last one was a dud)
Roman v one of the Usos in tribal combat

Maybe a few more

Slim Jim Zone

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


MorningMoon posted:

quick aside, what teh gently caress's the card for tomorrow? I'm not watching, but I'll keep an eye out for C*dy vs Lesnar.

quote:

Summerslam:

Slim Jim Summerslam battle royal with 25 participants
Ricochet vs Logan Paul
Cody Rhodes vs Brock Lesnar [again again]
Ronda Rousey vs Shayna Baszler in an MMA rules fight [in what's rumored to be Ronda's last match with the company]
Gunther defends the IC title against Drew McIntyre
Asuka defends the WWE women's title in a triple threat against Bianca Belair and Charlotte
Seth Rollins defends the world heavyweight title participation trophy against Finn Balor [again]
Roman Reigns defends the undisputed WWE Universal title against Jey Uso [again again] in a Tribal Combat match (no-DQ and the winner is the acknowledged Tribal Chief of the family, not just champ)

Chris James 2 fucked around with this message at 09:48 on Aug 5, 2023

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Don't forget Kid Rock!

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

The Slim Jim Fiend :pray:

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xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Dont sign your posts.

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