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Hackers film 1995 posted:im sure the real estate market in tronno is crazy, but could you imagine being shown an apt in that building and the agent or whomever has to show you that line. maybe i have too much dignity but id leave immediately. You won't get a free TV if you leave the timeshare pitch early
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Hackers film 1995 posted:im sure the real estate market in tronno is crazy, but could you imagine being shown an apt in that building and the agent or whomever has to show you that line. maybe i have too much dignity but id leave immediately. Joke's on you, half the people in that line are applicants for the same two apartments
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Hackers film 1995 posted:im sure the real estate market in tronno is crazy, but could you imagine being shown an apt in that building and the agent or whomever has to show you that line. maybe i have too much dignity but id leave immediately. Being shown horror homes is part of the house hunting experience. I saw one where the first thing the real estate guy said to me before we went in was "... okay, brace yourself." Not quite a hoarders level home, but close enough. And the whole time time the owner is still there following us around going "You see my vunderful treasures! If you buy, I leave all for you. You can have all treasures!" You could see the real estate guys soul leaving his body since he knew he was never going to unload that dump.
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A good toilet cat keeps the toilet rats at bay
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I'm glad the worst place I'd seen wasn't all that bad. I had was one where it was clear they turned a walk-in closet into one bedroom, the living room into another bedroom, and a weird storage space that was like 5 feet tall into another bedroom. Still stupid as hell and they were trying to rent it out at a price comparable to other 3br apartments in the area. The renting market makes people do the dumbest poo poo in the world
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I’d go up the stairs to the second floor and catch the elevator where there isn’t a line.
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Just piss the dirt off
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I mean... with as much alcohol as this guy puts in his jungle juice it's hard to argue that it's not sterile... Borscht posted:Somebody saw koyaanisqatsi. Cyriak finally cleaned up and went corporate  hemale in pain posted:Google tells me there's 37 floors with 888 rooms, so if you're like the 400+ peoeple who live past the 20th floor it's gonna suck to walk up everyday. Walking up 20 flights of stairs would literally kill a non-trivial number of Americans 
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Takes No Damage posted:Walking up 20 flights of stairs would literally kill a non-trivial number of Americans That building's in Canada.
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Canada is on the American continent 
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lol i was just about to joke that canadians are americans 
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Toronto is located on Canada's dick which is jammed firmly into the U.S.A's rear end in a top hat. The tip even tickles the prostate, aka Michigan.
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Hackers film 1995 posted:lol i was just about to joke that canadians are americans We're just a little slow but we're trying our best. We'll get just as unhealthy, financially dominated and fascist eventually we just need a little patience and understanding on our journey 😊.
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Canadian cops kill poors and natives just the same, but they are somewhat polite about it and wear funny hats. Also US cops tend to steal the spotlight
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Vakal posted:The tip even tickles the prostate, aka Michigan. I hope your prostate doesn't look like detroit
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bossy lady posted:I hope your prostate doesn't look like detroit It will if you drink the water there long enough.
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TotalLossBrain posted:Canadian cops kill poors and natives just the same, but they are somewhat polite about it and wear funny hats. Um excuse me it's called Civil Asset Forfeiture and I believe you'll find it's perfectly legal 
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*beats you* sorry *beats you* sorry
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The apple then hit the ground, which startled the horse and gave it a heart attack because lol horses.
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a sexual elk posted:I’d go up the stairs to the second floor and catch the elevator where there isn’t a line. Do people just not understand how elevators work? OK so you go to the second floor, get in the elevator on its way down. You’re now in the front of the car with a lot of other people maybe. Down to the first floor, you got a shuffle while everybody behind you gets out now you’re in the back of the car. Now a bunch of people from the first floor get in and you still have to ride up through all the floors of people that just got on Getting on to a downward elevator car doesn’t magically make it say “nah fuckit, I’m going UP now!”
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Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:Do people just not understand how elevators work? OK so you go to the second floor, get in the elevator on its way down. You’re now in the front of the car with a lot of other people maybe. Down to the first floor, you got a shuffle while everybody behind you gets out now you’re in the back of the car. Now a bunch of people from the first floor get in and you still have to ride up through all the floors of people that just got on Now you're trapped in a metal cage with a whole bunch of people who know you just cut in front of them. People who know where you live.
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Omitted step 1, which is practicing your kara-te proficiency and conditioning your rear end with hard-style ki-gung for eighteen years. Then you might dare this transgression
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The slution to your elevator problems: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHf1vD5_b5I
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davidspackage posted:*beats you* sorry I've been listening to CBC's true crime series Uncover and let me just say: the RCMP is indeed as bad as the FBI in terms of corruption, malfeasance, and mistreatment of marginalized people. ACAB EhCAB, if you will Railing Kill fucked around with this message at 21:03 on Aug 4, 2023 |
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Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:Do people just not understand how elevators work? OK so you go to the second floor, get in the elevator on its way down. You’re now in the front of the car with a lot of other people maybe. Down to the first floor, you got a shuffle while everybody behind you gets out now you’re in the back of the car. Now a bunch of people from the first floor get in and you still have to ride up through all the floors of people that just got on The point is that you're now right in the elevator instead of waiting 20 minutes for it to make 4-5 more trips before you get to go inside
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Reminds me of seeing a documentary about the new superthin building in downtown manhattan. Because of the wacky design, the whole building is serviced by two elevators, with a cab on top of one of the residential elevators as the freight elevator.
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Railing Kill posted:I've been listening to CBC's true crime series Uncover and let me just say: the RCMP is indeed as bad as the FBI in terms of corruption, malfeasance, and mistreatment of marginalized people. ACAB Trudeau made good on his weapons ban with the help of either RCMP incompetence or assistance.
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davidspackage posted:*beats you* sorry oh that's fine im sure i deserved it. ouch. good day officer! ow.
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Jabberlock posted:Reminds me of seeing a documentary about the new superthin building in downtown manhattan. Because of the wacky design, the whole building is serviced by two elevators, with a cab on top of one of the residential elevators as the freight elevator. The real problem is all that wasted time standing around waiting for the doors to open and close:  Dehumanize yourself and face to Bloodshed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ro3Fc_yG3p0&t=23s
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Takes No Damage posted:The real problem is all that wasted time standing around waiting for the doors to open and close: Yeah those are fun. My mother's workplace had one of those Paternosters and when we could visit we kids would just ride it the thing the whole day without getting bored.
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davidspackage posted:*beats you* sorry It’s “sooore-y”
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Hackers film 1995 posted:im sure the real estate market in tronno is crazy, but could you imagine being shown an apt in that building and the agent or whomever has to show you that line. maybe i have too much dignity but id leave immediately. I imagine canny agents schedule viewing appointments during off hours. You'll never know about the problem until after you move in and try to use the elevator during rush hour. If you want to live there a 1 bedroom is available right now, for $2350. LOL. https://www.delrentals.com/condos-for-rent/midtown/citylights-on-broadway-north-tower/99-broadway-avenue/5819
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Takes No Damage posted:Dehumanize yourself and face to Bloodshed: They're not useable for disabled people and you can hurt yourself if you're dumb. And you can get that far cheaper with stairs, so noone builds paternosters anymore.
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I bet it's cozy if you're a cat. Probably cool on hot days. I love toilet cat
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Saw this posted on Reddit and it reeked of simultaneously both being on par with a The thread title posted:I made my gf a pillow out of my chest hair so she can pretend she’s laying on my chest every night   Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/DiWHY/comments/15i2yg5/i_made_my_gf_a_pillow_out_of_my_chest_hair_so_she/ As a bonus a fair number of the replies are about on par with the old days of people mocking old goon projects too. quote:This is some hosed up serial killer poo poo. quote:Hey folks I’m trying to kick start the Pube-Pillow quote:What a nice family hairloom! quote:DIWhatthefuck quote:From the Buffalo Bill collection. Comes with a bucket on a string with some lotion to apply to it's skin or it gets the hose again. Apparently this lead to the guy following the old forum tradition of getting dragged and doubling down in a huff by posting a video of him removing each hair with a tweezer one by one and posting it online on tik tok or some similar place. Because you want evidence of doing this on the net. Sadly I can't provide a cursed video to this thread since I can't find it and I suspect common sense asserted itself leading to it's deletion. Archonex fucked around with this message at 01:00 on Aug 5, 2023 |
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Kit Walker posted:I'm glad the worst place I'd seen wasn't all that bad. I had was one where it was clear they turned a walk-in closet into one bedroom, the living room into another bedroom, and a weird storage space that was like 5 feet tall into another bedroom. Still stupid as hell and they were trying to rent it out at a price comparable to other 3br apartments in the area. The renting market makes people do the dumbest poo poo in the world Hell, even in the early 90's when I lived in San Francisco my friends lived in a place that had obviously been designed as a single apartment but, through some weird door placement in the main hallway and some of the tricks you describe had been turned into two "apartments". The layout was so strange and made zero sense until you ultimately realized what had happened. It kind of worked out because they were all friends filling both "apartments" anyways but it was more like an awkward division of space than either of them actually having their own place. Somehow, they managed to give each "unit" its own kitchen and bathroom but you could tell it was makeshift and clearly not designed that way originally. Karate Bastard posted:Just piss the dirt off Hey..! Hey, dirt! Yeah, you! gently caress you! Your mother's a whore. Suck my dick, dirt.
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