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mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

temple posted:

Why does he screenshot his comments and post them as stories? This is from PC. He screenshotted his own reply with the iPhone interface showing



honestly his stuff is getting worse to the point where it’s starting to be no fun even joking about it

he’s just a prick (also the real lizzo story is the banana fellation, the weight stuff is very she said she said imo)

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GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004


Tell me you're a bottom without saying you're a bottom

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

Both are incredibly annoying, gotta go with world's youngest singing Garfield pizza entrepreneur

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

The Alchemist posted:

Both are incredibly annoying, gotta go with world's youngest singing Garfield pizza entrepreneur

(Woo!)

He's absolutely not the one singing it.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Escape From Noise posted:

(Woo!)

He's absolutely not the one singing it.

But he's the world's youngest official Garfield licensed restaurant theme song producer

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

temple posted:

Why does he screenshot his comments and post them as stories? This is from PC. He screenshotted his own reply with the iPhone interface showing


I think it's like he's hoping people will think he's important and worth quoting.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

temple posted:

Why does he screenshot his comments and post them as stories? This is from PC. He screenshotted his own reply with the iPhone interface showing



Buddy if you think being fat is a sin, I have some really bad news for you about what Islam thinks about being gay.

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



Frank Frank posted:

Buddy if you think being fat is a sin, I have some really bad news for you about what Islam thinks about being gay.

Can't be gay when your celibate.

Probably a real thing Nathan believes.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

joylessdivision posted:

Can't be gay when your celibate.

Probably a real thing Nathan believes.

Oh god you're right. This is the "one weird trick" thing he's using in his own head to reconcile his faith with his sexuality.
Oh no Nathen. Goddamn dude.

Man, that's genuinely sad.

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym


I haven't paid a lot of attention to Garf since I was a kid, but this gives me the feeling that whenever it became possible, the strip workflow was converted to use a set of pre-drawn vector components for characters and environments that can be drag-n-dropped together

But perhaps I am rudely and unnecessarily besmirching the skilled pen of Jim Davis

SSDDR
Aug 3, 2004

I don't know if I can handle this, y'know?
Grimey Drawer

Frank Frank posted:

Picturing a trailer park full of nothing but people in garf suits. Armed guardsgarfs at the entrance etc.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Armed garfs with hate in their hearts

the yeti
Mar 29, 2008

memento disco



steinrokkan posted:

"I'm going to live in a town with just my fans" - even the most acetic monks would hesitate to make such an uncompromising vow of solitude



If he smells like vinegar it’d be on brand let’s be real here

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

temple posted:

Why does he screenshot his comments and post them as stories? This is from PC. He screenshotted his own reply with the iPhone interface showing


I love the way he always @'s these big stars when telling us how little he cares about them, just hoping to get in an online fight to boost his profile.

Anyway, maybe some should check on him?

The video is just a couple seconds of dance music over that one sentence.

ponzicar
Mar 17, 2008

istewart posted:

I haven't paid a lot of attention to Garf since I was a kid, but this gives me the feeling that whenever it became possible, the strip workflow was converted to use a set of pre-drawn vector components for characters and environments that can be drag-n-dropped together

But perhaps I am rudely and unnecessarily besmirching the skilled pen of Jim Davis

People like to criticize Jim Davis for designing Garfield to have as much popular appeal as possible, as if a true cartoonist should only desire the laughter of children as payment. The Garf is a business from the ground up, and assuming Jim Davis is personally drawing every strip is like assuming Henry Ford personally tightened the bolts on every Model T.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Garfield is good and I like it sincerely 🤷🏼‍♂️

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Are you confusing Garfield with Heathcliff?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
I'm so glad he remembered Iggy's exists. Beyond bizarre.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CvgF2g9pwRh/?hl=en

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

steinrokkan posted:

Are you confusing Garfield with Heathcliff?

No. gently caress u

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Knormal posted:

I love the way he always @'s these big stars when telling us how little he cares about them, just hoping to get in an online fight to boost his profile.

Anyway, maybe some should check on him?

The video is just a couple seconds of dance music over that one sentence.

:stonk:

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




MassRafTer posted:

I'm so glad he remembered Iggy's exists. Beyond bizarre.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CvgF2g9pwRh/?hl=en

if nathan wasn't #celibate i'd be worried he was paying young actors so he could be creepy

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Everyone knows that super religious weirdos who claim to be celibate are honest about it. (E)jeez!

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

MassRafTer posted:

I'm so glad he remembered Iggy's exists. Beyond bizarre.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CvgF2g9pwRh/?hl=en
My favorite bit was the part where he said "licengers" and Nathen didn't want to pay the Fiver guy for another take.

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!

Knormal posted:

I love the way he always @'s these big stars when telling us how little he cares about them, just hoping to get in an online fight to boost his profile.

Anyway, maybe some should check on him?

The video is just a couple seconds of dance music over that one sentence.

lmao that's an ad for his new limited-edition shirt



Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
I would rock an Eegeez shirt but I don’t want to encourage him.

E: nm just clicked the link and I would not wear that one.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

LvK posted:

lmao that's an ad for his new limited-edition shirt





Lmao

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



The underline on don't always kills me

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
So the “goodbye mundane life” thing was about a cheap looking tank top shirt?

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Frank Frank posted:

So the “goodbye mundane life” thing was about a cheap looking tank top shirt?

Are you not entergaged by spread-eagle nathen

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

GolfHole posted:

Tell me you're a bottom without saying you're a bottom


ok

Zefiel
Sep 14, 2007

You can do whatever you want in life.


Frank Frank posted:

So the “goodbye mundane life” thing was about a cheap looking tank top shirt?

Are you not entergaged ?!

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Tbh this honestly looks like one of those photoshop things where people put clothes onto porn stars

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

of all his ventures this one finally seems the most apt

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

GolfHole posted:

of all his ventures this one finally seems the most apt

We haven't seen him ship an actual t-shirt yet. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Also, why is "Don't" underlined?
#Farm2Skin (FFS lmao)

This cannot be real:
"Nathen Mazri, the visionary behind GarfieldEATS #restaurant has accomplished what no one else in history has done before - he boldly amended the iconic Garfield slogan instead of "Never" to "Don't".

This has to be parody at this point, right? Also you need a period after "slogan", Nathen.

Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 01:08 on Aug 5, 2023

gay devil
Aug 20, 2009

joylessdivision posted:

Can't be gay when your celibate.

Probably a real thing Nathan believes.

he literally said this

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Oh good, he's trying to pivot into becoming a streetwear brand.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Oh good, he's trying to pivot into becoming a streetwear brand.

Check out our HOT new summer offerings:

1) screen printed black and white t-shirt with stolen slogan on it

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



garfieldstreets

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Make the same shirt on redbubble and start advertising it on his IG

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Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

istewart posted:

I haven't paid a lot of attention to Garf since I was a kid, but this gives me the feeling that whenever it became possible, the strip workflow was converted to use a set of pre-drawn vector components for characters and environments that can be drag-n-dropped together

But perhaps I am rudely and unnecessarily besmirching the skilled pen of Jim Davis

I mean, Jim Davis hasn't drawn the strip for years. He has a staff do all the illustration work. Not sure about the writing.

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