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Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Anyone ever put their stick between their legs and wave it at cars during street hockey?

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Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009
I wave the stick already between my legs at cars

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


teemolover42069 posted:

sorry, this is the ballsack emptying department.

Hello

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Hello, I need the biggest ballsack you have. No...that's too big.

teemolover42069
Apr 6, 2023

by Fluffdaddy
nuclear throne is a hard rear end game

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0169JtqNK4

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Ballsacka? Yes, please.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Wait if I buy him an unban does he get rebanned for avoiding probation lol

You’ll buy the unban but he’ll forget in 25 days and buy a new account

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

numberoneposter posted:

what should i set my out of office email/voicemail to for the next two weeks?

teemolover42069 posted:

sorry, this is the ballsack emptying department.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Here is some more of exciting California

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
For how cool this state is, there sure is a lot in between the good parts that absolutely sucks balls

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009

Nooner posted:

Here is some more of exciting California

the golden state

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

You should appreciate seeing a horizon at all, I would need to drive pretty far to see it

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

it still looks nicer than the Midwest

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
Sometimes you'll see some cool rear end sand dunes on those long lovely roads in CA though

(Mr FullStack Builder was a standard boring rear end interview, I brought it up right at the beginning when saying hello to him and we both laughed so I really have no sense of how he thinks that name is read by everyone)

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Help! My girlfriend is taking an online school test in my kitchen and I have to use my sneak skills to get my bourbon and coke... This will be a challenge like don't wake daddy but this time it's don't alert the test proctor

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Happy Friday (shows up as target drones)!

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Edgar posted:

Help! My girlfriend is taking an online school test in my kitchen and I have to use my sneak skills to get my bourbon and coke... This will be a challenge like don't wake daddy but this time it's don't alert the test proctor

namaste


redshirt posted:

Happy Friday (shows up as target drones)!

:cheers: redshirt

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Currently passing a kidney stone. So on the agenda is Tacos and a couple of beers and will figure out what movie to watch. Doc Dad says drink a few beers and it might pass in the morning. Beer apparently has similar affect as the liquid the hospitals give.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


what happened to johnsons 1 through 5 :ohdear:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Edgar posted:

Help! My girlfriend is taking an online school test in my kitchen and I have to use my sneak skills to get my bourbon and coke... This will be a challenge like don't wake daddy but this time it's don't alert the test proctor

I don’t know but can you make me one too? :thanks:

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Luvcow posted:

namaste

:cheers: redshirt

Can you imagine the peaceful folks all gathered to resolve this?

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Sid Vicious posted:

what happened to johnsons 1 through 5 :ohdear:



Swallowed whole by Kirk

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer

Gatts posted:

Currently passing a kidney stone. So on the agenda is Tacos and a couple of beers and will figure out what movie to watch. Doc Dad says drink a few beers and it might pass in the morning. Beer apparently has similar affect as the liquid the hospitals give.

My sympathies.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Gatts posted:

Currently passing a kidney stone. So on the agenda is Tacos and a couple of beers and will figure out what movie to watch. Doc Dad says drink a few beers and it might pass in the morning. Beer apparently has similar affect as the liquid the hospitals give.

Can I get a few ‘scripts from ol’ docdad? He sounds cool.

Sorry about the kidney stones. Apparently they are the most painful thing on the planet, or so I’m told.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

copped a bowl of secret breakfast with an extra pour of double rye. finally feeling that fine friday feeling

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Dick Fontaine posted:

copped a bowl of secret breakfast with an extra pour of double rye. finally feeling that fine friday feeling

MY man!

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

redshirt posted:

Can you imagine the peaceful folks all gathered to resolve this?

i can yes

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Luvcow posted:

i can yes

A solstice fire crackles.

A murmur over the gathered folks...

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

redshirt posted:

A solstice fire crackles.

A murmur over the gathered folks...

sadly the solstice has passed, the days are getting shorter. but i love the imagery. enjoy the summer we still have.

spent the day with a good friend, ate fresh fried seafood by the harbor in the rain. it was a good day.

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
I mowed the lawn now I’m watching wrasslin and drinkin beer

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


bagmonkey posted:

I mowed the lawn now I’m watching wrasslin and drinkin beer

:haibrow:

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Luvcow posted:

sadly the solstice has passed, the days are getting shorter. but i love the imagery. enjoy the summer we still have.

spent the day with a good friend, ate fresh fried seafood by the harbor in the rain. it was a good day.

My man.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Coffee and Mario Kart :coffeepal:

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

When my doctor measured my urethra for my annual checkup he commented that it was so large I’d probably be able to pass kidney stones without even noticing so good news there I guess.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

winging it with a few ozs of abv and some mct oil in an instant pot max :drugnerd:

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

bird with big dick posted:

When my doctor measured my urethra for my annual checkup he commented that it was so large I’d probably be able to pass kidney stones without even noticing so good news there I guess.

Big

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

doc’s got his pinky finger jammed down in there. cranking that thing around like a ratchet. having a nice little chat about the girth with op

teemolover42069
Apr 6, 2023

by Fluffdaddy
bird with big urethra

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I am blasting through the forest. It's not a political exchange.

I mean literally I am blasting through the forest. Anyone who stands apart
is inspected later....

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