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D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

Priest should cash in on Rhea. Russo swerve this poo poo.

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PlasticAutomaton
Nov 12, 2016

Artoria Pendonut


So this is the second biggest PPV of the year.

-A completely pointless battle royale for no stakes.
-A celebrity guest star fighting a jobber.
-Round 3 of Brock beating the poo poo out of Cody and we still have no idea why they're feuding.
-Ronda's last match that is going to be hilariously bad (thank god)
-Cool Gunther match
-lol Charlotte wins
-Another loving rematch for the Cope belt from LAST MONTH
-lol Roman wins

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

PlasticAutomaton posted:

So this is the second biggest PPV of the year.

rumble

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD

Darius Emmanuel Grouch III will be at Summerslam???

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

Seams posted:

Darius Emmanuel Grouch III will be at Summerslam!

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


Summerslam is going to be the highest grossing non Mania show in the US/Canada and its gonna be funny when the Roman/Jay Uso match is exactly the same as every Roman main event

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

40 mins of plodding crap followed by 10 mins of high drama

but enough about rampage!!!

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

quote:

- Sheamus (w/ Brawling Brutes) vs. LA Knight



- Cody Rhodes/Brock Lesnar Story



- The Brawling Brutes vs. Karl Anderson & Luke Gallows



- Paul Heyman In-Ring Promo



- Cameron Grimes vs. Austin Theory (Non-Title Match)



- The Grayson Waller Effect (w/ IYO SKY & Bayley)



- Jey Uso vs. Solo Sikoa (w/ Paul Heyman)



- DARK MATCHES

Cruz Del Toro vs. Odyssey Jones

Advertised Main Event: The Miz vs. Seth Rollins



SPOILERS:

- Zelina Vega vs. IYO SKY

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
why would they tweet this

https://twitter.com/wweonfox/status/1687619355524128768?s=46&t=AwMtDeZF_tX5DmOd53fE0g

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

lmfao

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

This guy stinks

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.
They actually cleaned that botch nicely!

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1687622174784331776


...chills

is this the second best storyline in wrestling?

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
Cody will finish a story!

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Seams posted:

Cody will finish a story!

it's a saga actually

mooseinfants
Dec 22, 2014
Maybe the Cody/Brock saga will at least have a better finish than the Skywalker saga

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova

JUNGLE BOY posted:

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1687622174784331776


...chills

is this the second best storyline in wrestling?

Man I've made fun of goons for mocking Cody's booking in what's clearly going to be a program he emerges victorious from, but this video package actually does make Cody look like a gigantic wiener.

Brock beats Cody up just because Brock feels like it, Cody goes "I should be scared of Brock...but I'm still going to fight him!", Brock whoops Cody's rear end and Cody only wins by pushing him into an exposed turnbuckle and getting a cheap pin while Brock has him in a submission, Brock jumps Cody repeatedly and breaks his arm, Cody says "Let's fight again!", Brock whoops his rear end and puts him to sleep and Cody only gets any offense in by using his titanium cast, Brock jumps Cody again and whoops his rear end in front of Cody's mom, Cody goes "I'll still keep on fighting you!!"

His biggest moment of triumph in the entire thing is like, landing one Cody Cutter while Brock has 8 different segments where he resoundly beats Cody's rear end

mooseinfants
Dec 22, 2014

xbilkis posted:

Man I've made fun of goons for mocking Cody's booking in what's clearly going to be a program he emerges victorious from, but this video package actually does make Cody look like a gigantic wiener.

Brock beats Cody up just because Brock feels like it, Cody goes "I should be scared of Brock...but I'm still going to fight him!", Brock whoops Cody's rear end and Cody only wins by pushing him into an exposed turnbuckle and getting a cheap pin while Brock has him in a submission, Brock jumps Cody repeatedly and breaks his arm, Cody says "Let's fight again!", Brock whoops his rear end and puts him to sleep and Cody only gets any offense in by using his titanium cast, Brock jumps Cody again and whoops his rear end in front of Cody's mom, Cody goes "I'll still keep on fighting you!!"

His biggest moment of triumph in the entire thing is like, landing one Cody Cutter while Brock has 8 different segments where he resoundly beats Cody's rear end

They did this for years with Roman and Seth too. They've been doing this to all their top guys for years. Only Drew managed to get a feud out of Brock where he didn't look like a geek.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
Cody is going to finish an account of imaginary or real people and events told for entertainment.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Brock is almost 50 lol

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010


Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

xbilkis posted:

this video package actually does make Cody look like a gigantic wiener.


if you think that’s good, you should check out his first three years of AEW

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





JUNGLE BOY posted:

it's a saga actually

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

lmao slim jim.
i swear i hear about Logan Paul and Ricochet being in matches every other PPV. Card doesn't look necessarily bad, just like it's been done to death.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Quantum of Phallus posted:

40 mins of plodding crap followed by 10 mins of high drama

but enough about rampage!!!

wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_neutrality_during_Fed_War_II

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.


Yeah neither AJ nor Finn were in Chaos

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

That DICK! posted:

wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_neutrality_during_Fed_War_II

lmao

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Power Windows posted:

Yeah neither AJ nor Finn were in Chaos

Pretty sure it was GBH

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007


I thought Ridge Holland was Mojo Rawley for the first half of that lol

Goblin Queen
Mar 6, 2006

Goblin deez nuts amirite ladies?

I'm surprised they didn't tag Maffew too.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

JUNGLE BOY posted:

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1687622174784331776


...chills

is this the second best storyline in wrestling?

lol even putting aside how much the content of it makes Cody look like a loser fuckface nerd, this is such a lovely song for a hype video

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


DeepDickPizza posted:

lol even putting aside how much the content of it makes Cody look like a loser fuckface nerd, this is such a lovely song for a hype video

look like?

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

DeepDickPizza posted:

lol even putting aside how much the content of it makes Cody look like a loser fuckface nerd, this is such a lovely song for a hype video

they should have gone with this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRtv41yc7kQ

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

That DICK! posted:

wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_neutrality_during_Fed_War_II

haha

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Summerslam tonight!!!€€

ThePariah
Feb 10, 2014
It's the Biggest Party of the Summer™ as Summerslam™ rolls into Detroit! Witness Tribal Combat as The Head of the Table™ Roman Reigns takes on Main Event™ Jey Uso for the WWE Universal Undisputed Heavyweight World Championship™ and the prestigious position of Tribal Chief™, who will gain control of The Bloodline™? It's the Return of the King as an epic trilogy comes to its conclusion when The American Nightmare™ Cody Rhodes looks to conquer The Beast™ Brock Lesnar to see who will Finish The Story™ of this saga. Snap into a Slim Jim™ as we bump all the WWE Superstars™ you like off the card to make way for a meaningless battle royal! Also on the card: Logan Paul™ beats up a jobber.

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

There is excitement in the air and you can feel it throughout the WWE Universe

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

Well when you put it that way it does all seem quite silly.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

no joke i say "the ultimate thrill ride" to myself all the time in undertakers voice

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Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


That DICK! posted:

no joke i say "the ultimate thrill ride" to myself all the time in undertakers voice

I say "nice rear end"

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