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That Starbucks tweet reminded me of when he posted this:
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Mistle posted:What if they put a X to your X and forced you to X the X... IN PUBLIC?!? he will ride a horse to the drive thru next time
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Alan Smithee posted:he will ride a horse to the drive thru next time Ok, then how is he supposed to get home? Uber? As if.
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Aug 5, 2023 10:49
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Musk riding a horse through the streets repeatedly shouting "The British are cumming! The British are cumming!" over and over. Just grinning like a moron and livestreaming the entire thing.
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Aug 5, 2023 11:01
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X Marks the spot! - Musk's personal marketing lady
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rowkey bilbao posted:What a dumb insufferable laugh should be on Elon Musk's tombstone
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The Awesomesaurus posted:That Starbucks tweet reminded me of when he posted this: Really drives home how Elon and Peggy Hill have identical brains. "When it comes to topping spaghetti, in my opinion, you can't beat 'parmesano' cheese!"
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Aug 5, 2023 12:36
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Musk doesn’t go to the bathroom without a security team. He is definitely not walking into a Starbucks or using a drive though
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Aug 5, 2023 13:24
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Is this his version of "overheard in a liberal coffee shop"?
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Aug 5, 2023 13:36
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some Friday night binge posts (he posted a gently caress load more) crowdsourced mods  ketamine  dunno what the gently caress he's saying  you will totally get the worst food poisoning you've ever had  *memes*
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Aug 5, 2023 13:54
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Twitter embeds are completely busted for me on Awful App. Don't even show the unenriched text. 
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Aug 5, 2023 13:59
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As a guy with depression who has been on antidepressants before the whole zombie thing gives me an incredibly knee jerk reaction. Fuckin rear end.
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Aug 5, 2023 14:08
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A Telsa themed restaurant? You pay $200, wait five hours, and get just the main part of the meal. The rest is $50 extra each ingredient.
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Aug 5, 2023 14:31
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kazil posted:
Ah yes, ketamine. A far safer and accessible treatment for depression than anti-depressants.
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Aug 5, 2023 14:33
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The Awesomesaurus posted:That Starbucks tweet reminded me of when he posted this: "symphony of flavor" sounds like a line Homer Simpson would say in order to set up a much dumber line that Homer Simpson would say next.
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happyhippy posted:A Telsa themed restaurant? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kij7kAhLIFg
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Aug 5, 2023 14:50
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X Premium He's so bad at this.
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https://www.theverge.com/2023/8/4/23820859/x-twitter-ad-sharing-payment-unpaid-delay-elon-musk From their support page; August 4, 2023 update: The volume of people signing up for revenue sharing has exceeded our expectations. We previously said that payments would occur the week of July 31st. We need a bit more time to review everything for the next payout and hope to get all eligible accounts paid as soon as possible. Thank you for your patience!
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Aug 5, 2023 15:01
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Oh boy! Jetsons meets Grease!
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happyhippy posted:A Telsa themed restaurant? Everything burnt to a crisp
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happyhippy posted:A Telsa themed restaurant? Full self making GBS threads
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Escape From Noise posted:Oh boy! Jetsons meets Grease! "Jane, if Rosie can't say the N-word to theoretically save our kids from a nuclear bomb, can we really trust her???"
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kazil posted:X Premium Elon‘s job the last 20 years has been to just lie. That’s literally his entire job. The thing about telling lies and selling objects is that if somebody can tell you’re lying you actually don’t give a poo poo because they are going to be a more annoying customer. It’s far better to just sell poo poo to the people that can’t even figure out what the gently caress is going on. The people too stupid to understand how any of this works make the best Twitter blue customers because they probably aren’t even going to remember they signed up for it.
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Escape From Noise posted:Oh boy! Jetsons meets Grease! *snaps
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Escape From Noise posted:Oh boy! Jetsons meets Grease! your malt shakes will be served by wibbly wobbly geriatric tesla bots on RGB rollerskates.
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going to the tesla cafe to meet my friend dexter jettster
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frumpykvetchbot posted:your malt shakes will be served by wibbly wobbly geriatric tesla bots on RGB rollerskates. *wise cracking roller AI
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kazil posted:X Premium Is this dumb scam $8 per year or per month? If it's per month, you're shelling out about $100 a year for the possibility of receiving $100 in ad share revenue....if Elon likes like...and isn't lazy enough to forget about paying.
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Meet George Jetson *flying over clouds in a flying car* His boy Elon *car immediate runs into a child, spins out of control, smashes into the public school and explodes in a fireball. The signage inside of the flying car wreckage prints “only $20000 - verified driver program!”*
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:Is this dumb scam $8 per year or per month? If it's per month, you're shelling out about $100 a year for the possibility of receiving $100 in ad share revenue....if Elon likes like...and isn't lazy enough to forget about paying.   Wee fucked around with this message at 15:44 on Aug 5, 2023 |
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happyhippy posted:A Telsa themed restaurant? You must order through a tablet mounted on the center of each table. It doesn’t rotate. They mainly serve sandwiches but each slice of bread is taken from different loaves so nothing fits together. All the high chairs are made of metal with missing the middle strap to hold kids in. It’s like a dicks last resort but with memes instead of anger. Servers answer all question about food with “You won’t care.”
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Elon Musk is a real piece of poo poo
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Ah, OK. So you might get your money back if you're Catturd, but probably not. Definitely not a pyramid scheme, though.
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Mr Lanternfly posted:Elon Musk is a real piece of poo poo 
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Try and order the CyberTruck Cheddar Truffle Burger at the Tesla restaurant. They take $20 and then you might occasionally get a picture of a very bad looking test burger with no toppings and uncooked meat from the kitchen every couple months. A chef tries to take a bite and he has a seizure. Everyone goes “ah yes great progress, good success”
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:Ah, OK. So you might get your money back if you're Catturd, but probably not. Elon very publicly paid tens of thousands to his handpicked favorites (Tate, Mr. Beast, etc) in the hopes of drumming up Twitter Blue sales. Catturd, notably, got snubbed. The list of criteria is going to let them exclude a lot of people, and the ones he does pay are going to make pennies.
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