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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


New page, time to stop thinking about those beans I would say.

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other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ
2 girls 1 carp

Whybird
Aug 2, 2009

Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar


Nap Ghost

:monocle:

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Humphreys posted:

New page, time to stop thinking about those beans I would say.



Bass to mouth

Whimsicalfuckery
Sep 6, 2011

https://i.imgur.com/j2Bb37M.mp4

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

VictualSquid posted:

Yeah those are fun. My mother's workplace had one of those Paternosters and when we could visit we kids would just ride it the thing the whole day without getting bored.

W..what happens if you ride it all the way to the top and don’t get off?

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
You get squished

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Frank Frank posted:

W..what happens if you ride it all the way to the top and don’t get off?

You go over to the other side and start going down. The Wikipedia article has an animation.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Zopotantor posted:

You go over to the other side and start going down. The Wikipedia article has an animation.

Wheeee!

Tomfoolery
Oct 8, 2004


This renders the poop knife obsolete

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:

Do people just not understand how elevators work? OK so you go to the second floor, get in the elevator on its way down. You’re now in the front of the car with a lot of other people maybe. Down to the first floor, you got a shuffle while everybody behind you gets out now you’re in the back of the car. Now a bunch of people from the first floor get in and you still have to ride up through all the floors of people that just got on

time works the same way

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Frank Frank posted:

W..what happens if you ride it all the way to the top and don’t get off?

you turn upsides down

or your balls turn blue

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

You turn inside out, same as if you go over the bar on a swing set. Everyone knows this.

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

Facebook Aunt posted:

I imagine canny agents schedule viewing appointments during off hours. You'll never know about the problem until after you move in and try to use the elevator during rush hour.

If you want to live there a 1 bedroom is available right now, for $2350. LOL.
https://www.delrentals.com/condos-for-rent/midtown/citylights-on-broadway-north-tower/99-broadway-avenue/5819

thats like 1,750 usd which is not too bad but i live in seattle where a 1 bedroom is 4,000,000,000 usd a month

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

Archonex posted:

Apparently this lead to the guy following the old forum tradition of getting dragged and doubling down in a huff by posting a video of him removing each hair with a tweezer one by one and posting it online on tik tok or some similar place. Because you want evidence of doing this on the net. Sadly I can't provide a cursed video to this thread since I can't find it and I suspect common sense asserted itself leading to it's deletion.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but a quick glance at his post history shows he's just a creative shitposter. He's been making similar weird art projects for years.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:

Do people just not understand how elevators work? OK so you go to the second floor, get in the elevator on its way down. You’re now in the front of the car with a lot of other people maybe. Down to the first floor, you got a shuffle while everybody behind you gets out now you’re in the back of the car. Now a bunch of people from the first floor get in and you still have to ride up through all the floors of people that just got on

Getting on to a downward elevator car doesn’t magically make it say “nah fuckit, I’m going UP now!”

I have secret elevator hack that I'm willing to share.

Hit the "up" button, and then an elevator travelling in the up direction will come and get you, not one travelling down.

Wipfmetz
Oct 12, 2007

Sitzen ein oder mehrere Wipfe in einer Lore, so kann man sie ueber den Rand der Lore hinausschauen sehen.
Yes, but in that situation you'd end up with an elevator full of human. You wouldn't be able to enter it, even it would go in your wanted direction.
If you need an elevator to get to your home and you're seeing such a line at the elevator, there's nothing you can do but suicide and/or homicide.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Wipfmetz posted:

Yes, but in that situation you'd end up with an elevator full of human. You wouldn't be able to enter it, even it would go in your wanted direction.
If you need an elevator to get to your home and you're seeing such a line at the elevator, there's nothing you can do but suicide and/or homicide.

Unless there are people getting off at the second floor.

:smug:

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Ambassadorofsodomy posted:

Unless there are people getting off at the second floor.

:smug:

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

Wipfmetz posted:

Yes, but in that situation you'd end up with an elevator full of human. You wouldn't be able to enter it, even it would go in your wanted direction.
If you need an elevator to get to your home and you're seeing such a line at the elevator, there's nothing you can do but suicide and/or homicide.

This is actually why I need an AR-15: so I can mow down the 30-50 feral residents that run into my hallway when I try getting on the elevator

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Kit Walker posted:

This is actually why I need an AR-15: so I can mow down the 30-50 feral residents that run into my hallway when I try getting on the elevator

I too read High-Rise.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

WHAMMY!

Go gently caress yourself, San Diego.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Wipfmetz posted:

Yes, but in that situation you'd end up with an elevator full of human. You wouldn't be able to enter it, even it would go in your wanted direction.


???
Why would an elevator be travelling away from the ground floor?? Elevators are there to pick people up. Makes no sense

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Chrpno posted:

???
Why would an elevator be travelling away from the ground floor?? Elevators are there to pick people up. Makes no sense

I'm pretty sure they're implying that it would have been filled to capacity at ground level and then wouldn't be able to (legally/safely) accommodate any more people.

Rappaport
Oct 2, 2013

Ambassadorofsodomy posted:

I'm pretty sure they're implying that it would have been filled to capacity at ground level and then wouldn't be able to (legally/safely) accommodate any more people.



Sorry for a blessed image

Archonex
May 2, 2012

MY OPINION IS SEERS OF THE THRONE PROPAGANDA IGNORE MY GNOSIS-IMPAIRED RAMBLINGS

Otana posted:

Sorry to burst your bubble, but a quick glance at his post history shows he's just a creative shitposter. He's been making similar weird art projects for years.

Yeah, he made that one for his girlfriend. Still creepy and cursed as gently caress either way.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/lj1b661.mp4

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deer_cutaneous_fibroma

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
This is how The Last of Us starts

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Frank Frank posted:

This is how The Last of Us starts

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"


It lasts "only" two months, and their meat is still fine to eat. That's...great. Great to know. No thanks

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Kit Walker posted:

It lasts "only" two months, and their meat is still fine to eat. That's...great. Great to know. No thanks

It's great if you want deer meat to have the texture of a mushroom.:barf:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Kit Walker posted:

It lasts "only" two months, and their meat is still fine to eat. That's...great. Great to know. No thanks

This sounds like it's from the folks that claim corn smut is good to eat

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Captain Hygiene posted:

This sounds like it's from the folks that claim corn smut is good to eat

"Corn Smut"

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




They’re only on the skin so all the edible parts are untouched, quit being babies

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



redshirt posted:

"Corn Smut"

Whoops, forgot I wasn't in the anti food porn thread

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Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

History Comes Inside! posted:

They’re only on the skin so all the edible parts are untouched, quit being babies

If I was trapped on a remote island with two other people and this deer...yeah okay sure I'll eat the deer but only after foraging for every possible fruit, berry, and seed I can eat first

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