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Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Jeff Fatwood posted:

Good shoot.

Let me show you how it's done.

Kill the Boer (actionable threat)

“It does not constitute hate speech and deserves to be protected under the rubric of freedom of speech - it articulates the failure of the current government to address issues of economic empowerment and land division.” -Judge Edwin Molahlehi

Pretty sure the first amendment says mods can't probe for this

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

I love Elon Musk

ben shapino has issued a correction as of 17:39 on Aug 5, 2023

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Time_pants posted:

If you think that's impressive, imagine how many more money they could make if they fired 80% of their employees and the CEO changed the ingredients, recipe, and periodically dropped by random stores to unplug their equipment and brought a bunch of his "friends" along to start fights with customers. Why, if they stated tomorrow, they could move up the launch of StarbuX, the Everything Store, by 3-5 years!

you should teach graduate level business

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
what about "kill the boer(sic)" but be clear it's an intentional misspelling and you mean "boar"

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
Kill the boer (the one called Elon Musk)

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001
so it's fine to talk about killing 30-50 feral hogs but not a single boar??

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
please do not kill Nicole DeBoer

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Freddie...

Just a Moron
Nov 11, 2021

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

“It does not constitute hate speech and deserves to be protected under the rubric of freedom of speech - it articulates the failure of the current government to address issues of economic empowerment and land division.” -Judge Edwin Molahlehi

Pretty sure the first amendment says mods can't probe for this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEQOvyGbBtY

Jeff Fatwood
Jun 17, 2013
we should kill the boer with a mortar launcher from that apartment where that one guy was mad at the x sign

Jeff Fatwood
Jun 17, 2013
you should not say the above sentence because it is against the law

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


The funniest implication of stealing a username like "music" is that the grand design for 'X the everything app (formerly twitter)' is going to look a lot like AOL or Yahoo circa 1999.

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

NofrikinfuN posted:

The funniest implication of stealing a username like "music" is that the grand design for 'X the everything app (formerly twitter)' is going to look a lot like AOL or Yahoo circa 1999.

Bloomberg businessweek went really all in on snatching up handles like that
https://twitter.com/business
https://twitter.com/markets
https://twitter.com/opinion
https://twitter.com/wealth
https://twitter.com/luxury
https://twitter.com/environment
https://twitter.com/podcasts
https://twitter.com/tax
https://twitter.com/crypto
https://twitter.com/climate

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


kill the boer

haha that would sickkk 😂

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
lmao

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
This accelerates dying of heat exhaustion by three to five years!

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019


imagine searching for how to unlock your Tesla and it's hot, and your phone loads just this headline and dies from heat

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Anyone know what the surface temp of a Cybertruck will get to on a hot day?
If a guy gets trapped in a Tesla, they will in a Cybertruck.
That has unbreakable windows, and is basically a big tin foil tray with wheels.
People are going to die in them.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
As I told Saint Peter, still love the car

bigstupidjellyfish
Oct 25, 2010

happyhippy posted:

Anyone know what the surface temp of a Cybertruck will get to on a hot day?
If a guy gets trapped in a Tesla, they will in a Cybertruck.
That has unbreakable windows, and is basically a big tin foil tray with wheels.
People are going to die in them.

not just that, they're gonna straight up cook in them

police finally manage to pit maneuver a cybertruck thats been barreling down the highway in FSD with a dead owner and when they open it up it smells like a dang luau.

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
just carry 1-2 steel balls with you when you're driving your cyber truk around, easy peasy

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


I would like to remind everyone that I love all the employees of Starbucks Corporation and all of their subsidiaries.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

bigstupidjellyfish posted:

police finally manage to pit maneuver a cybertruck thats been barreling down the highway in FSD with a dead owner.

Mental image of a cop dangling out of a window, trying to place a cone on the bonnet of the cybertruck, both going 80 down a motorway.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

the milk machine posted:

just carry 1-2 steel balls with you when you're driving your cyber truk around, easy peasy

who doesn’t carry spark plugs around wherever they go just in case

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


happyhippy posted:

Mental image of a cop dangling out of a window, trying to place a cone on the bonnet of the cybertruck, both going 80 down a motorway.

a cop would just unload a clip(tm) in the general direction of it then do nothing else but cause damage to society. maybe crash into a school or something

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

the milk machine posted:

just carry 1-2 steel balls with you when you're driving your cyber truk around, easy peasy

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

A Buffer Gay Dude posted:

nenonen did nothing wrong

So many people are saying this. I have cherished the ideal of a democratic and free society in which all persons live together in harmony and with equal opportunities. It is an ideal which I hope to live for and to achieve. But if needs be, it is an ideal for which I am prepared to die (in Minecraft).

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
to keep the temp down on the steel panels, one should cover them with mud and straw to protect against the suns rays

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


I rode in the Tesla SUV not too long ago and I distinctly remember not knowing how to get out of the car because lthe opener is just a switch not unlike the switches you use for windows

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

shyduck posted:

I rode in the Tesla SUV not too long ago and I distinctly remember not knowing how to get out of the car because lthe opener is just a switch not unlike the switches you use for windows

this poo poo is just so stupid

i vomit kittens
Apr 25, 2019


shyduck posted:

I rode in the Tesla SUV not too long ago and I distinctly remember not knowing how to get out of the car because lthe opener is just a switch not unlike the switches you use for windows

this happened to me too and the guy driving laughed at me and asked "you don't know how to open a door?" as if I was the idiot for assuming it'd be like literally every other car in the world lol

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

i vomit kittens posted:

this happened to me too and the guy driving laughed at me and asked "you don't know how to open a door?" as if I was the idiot for assuming it'd be like literally every other car in the world lol

the response to that is to use the emergency handle that's only rated for like five uses

Polo-Rican
Jul 4, 2004

emptyquote my posts or die

Polo-Rican posted:

there's no chance in hell the bird won't be back by next monday

boy is my face red

Vomik
Jul 29, 2003

This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan

happyhippy posted:

Anyone know what the surface temp of a Cybertruck will get to on a hot day?
If a guy gets trapped in a Tesla, they will in a Cybertruck.
That has unbreakable windows, and is basically a big tin foil tray with wheels.
People are going to die in them.

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Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

mawarannahr posted:

imagine searching for how to unlock your Tesla and it's hot, and your phone loads just this headline and dies from heat

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whaley
Aug 13, 2000

MY DOODOO IS SPRAYING OUT
my rear end hole red

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
All youse might get stuck in a tesla but if I got locked into one I'd just turn into a werewolf and howl until some nice person thinks I'm a trapped dog and busts one of the windows. Then I'd devour them in a flash of fangs and claws. Not much of a thank you for the assist but that's lycanthropy for you.

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014

glengarry glen balls

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Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 4 minutes!
Lol
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1687698537469898753?t=vGt8fS76VvTYZj0qJyoHWg&s=19

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