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boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

SatoshiMiwa posted:

I mean modern movies are to long so WWE booking Roman to do boring 35 minutes matches that make the worst long Clap Crowd New Japan main events look good tracks

cagematch.net posted:

World Wrestling Entertainment WWE Title / WWE Universal Title Tribal Combat: Roman Reigns (c) defeats Jey Uso (36:04)

THAT WAS ONLY 36 MINUTES!? good god it felt like 4 hours

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Goblin Queen
Mar 6, 2006

Goblin deez nuts amirite ladies?
Roman's getting a Moolah length title reign until y'all acknowledge him.

Invalid Validation
Jan 13, 2008




I don’t even watch WWE and I’ll acknowledge him if he goes away for a while.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD

Testekill posted:

So, to recap:

Jimmy turns on Roman
Jimmy convinces Jey to turn on Roman
The Usos defeat Roman
Roman destroys Jimmy Uso
Jimmy Uso turns on Jey in favor of Roman

it’s like poetry. it rhymes

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

boxcarhobo posted:

THAT WAS ONLY 36 MINUTES!? good god it felt like 4 hours

From the video package to the bell it's 54 minutes; from Jey's entrance it's 49 minutes.

And add in the time from the last match, it's well over an hour

Roman's entrance alone was 7 minutes

Digital Jedi fucked around with this message at 06:52 on Aug 6, 2023

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
To play devil's advocate for a sec, Jimmy didn't turn on Jey for Roman, Roman seemed as surprised as anybody at what had happened. I'm pretty sure they're gonna go with something like "we were supposed to leave together, then you decided to go after the title for yourself, boo, I'm mad."

Radius Fracture
Sep 22, 2008

The suspect has trouble with lasting relationships and is possibly a high-functioning alcoholic
My best boy Balor may have been beaten like a drum three times straight by the degenerate Rollins, but I’m sure he’ll come out on top in the coming forever feud with Priest. Oh boy!

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Testekill posted:

So, to recap:

Jimmy turns on Roman
Jimmy convinces Jey to turn on Roman
The Usos defeat Roman
Roman destroys Jimmy Uso
Jimmy Uso turns on Jey in favor of Roman

gross and nasty poo poo. psychotic perversion

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Im glad that the usos are getting singles pushes now thay theyre nearly 40

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

MJeff posted:

To play devil's advocate for a sec, Jimmy didn't turn on Jey for Roman, Roman seemed as surprised as anybody at what had happened. I'm pretty sure they're gonna go with something like "we were supposed to leave together, then you decided to go after the title for yourself, boo, I'm mad."

Sounds lovely

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

congrats to roman and jey for having whats sounds like the best match of their series


feel like ive seen this tweet before with this image. having dejavu

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
3 years of the Bloodline story and we're right here hitting the exact same plot beats we were in the summer of 2020. Exceptional

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Rarity posted:

3 years of the Bloodline story and we're right here hitting the exact same plot beats we were in the summer of 2020. Exceptional

then

now

forever

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

I'm getting so tired of people blaming tik tok and youtube shorts and blaming young people when it comes to their stuff sucking. I'm mostly yelling at that producer foe the witcher but Roman gets it too!

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
Fed fans love the bloodline so it makes sense they’d never finish it

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Amazing show tbh

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

sorry thought I was in the collision thread

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
They're really just gonna go through every possible combination of Bloodline members betraying each other at this point aren't they

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Drakkel posted:

They're really just gonna go through every possible combination of Bloodline members betraying each other at this point aren't they

I can't wait for Roman to cost Roman the title in his match with Roman.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Roman screwed Roman

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Testekill posted:

I can't wait for Roman to cost Roman the title in his match with Roman.



E: poo poo one change

Shaman Tank Spec fucked around with this message at 09:41 on Aug 6, 2023

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

https://twitter.com/SeanRossSapp/status/1688054965900656640?s=20

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.


Cody and Brock should do a MJF/Adam Cole style bromance angle.

Unrelatedly: HHH is poopy.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/luchablog/status/1688054473673908224

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
To all those complaining, it’s going to get worse.

Alan_Shore
Dec 2, 2004

Absolutely gutted I missed a one-hour Roman Reigns event and C*dy lying on the floor for his match

Did Kairi show up?

Island Nation
Jun 20, 2006
Trust No One
^Nope^

Rarity posted:

3 years of the Bloodline story and we're right here hitting the exact same plot beats we were in the summer of 2020. Exceptional

I guess they assume pandemic plotlines don't count in seven year rule

On this point, who exactly is meant to be copied with this reign? Flair is likely meant to be the man (woooo!) but this looks more like Harley Race between 1977-1981 without the brief changes lasting under a week

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around


lol it’s never going to loving end

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004

Testekill posted:

So, to recap:

Jimmy turns on Roman
Jimmy convinces Jey to turn on Roman
The Usos defeat Roman
Roman destroys Jimmy Uso
Jimmy Uso turns on Jey in favor of Roman

Professor Skittles posted:

Out of curiosity how come this place doesn't do threads for raw or smackdown. All I see are threads for AEW.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Bloodline still has a a lot more in the tank, we still need the Bloodline Wolfpack, the Bloodline Silver, Bloodline 2000. Hell, have Roman and Paul Heyman shoot Solo into space and force him to watch bad movies in Bloodline 3000.

Maduo
Sep 8, 2006

You see all the colors.
All of them.


The baseball metaphor is gonna be really funny in a year when Vince makes a last minute change and HHH has to insist the baseball stadium was always supposed to become a tennis court in the middle of the fifth inning

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



They said the same drat thing about TikTok and YouTube Shorts and Third Innings at loving Wrestlemania I'm so tired

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Going after the youth demographic by insulting the things they enjoy.

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019


CinemaSlam

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

aha

ahahaha

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ROMAN/JEY WAS THE LONGEST MATCH IN SUMMERSLAM HISTORY

LONGER THAN WWE VS. NEXUS

LONGER THAN BRET VS. OWEN

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Island Nation posted:

^Nope^

I guess they assume pandemic plotlines don't count in seven year rule

On this point, who exactly is meant to be copied with this reign? Flair is likely meant to be the man (woooo!) but this looks more like Harley Race between 1977-1981 without the brief changes lasting under a week

How did they keep Harley Races run enjoyable and fresh?

The baseball analogy is going to turn more people off of baseball

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

D.N. Nation posted:

aha

ahahaha

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ROMAN/JEY WAS THE LONGEST MATCH IN SUMMERSLAM HISTORY

LONGER THAN WWE VS. NEXUS

LONGER THAN BRET VS. OWEN

COME ON AND JAM

AND WELCOME TO THE SLAM

ThePariah
Feb 10, 2014
Unbelievable. They’ve done it again. Peak fiction. I applaud you, good sirs.

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

It’s exciting to think that we’re only halfway through Prisoner of Azkaban with this story

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weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



No longer eligible for emmy. Now MUST win best short film oscar!!!

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