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I demand to speak to your manager and their manager and the board of directors such Karen energy lmao
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Devils Affricate posted:The .xxx top level domain was added several years ago, why not go all the way with x.xxx? Am I missing a joke here, or did you not read your own screenshot? It's clearly not available (it literally says domain taken!). The listed price is there scam people who don't read into paying money to some dude to supposedly help communicate with the current owner and convince them to sell it to you for a reasonable price.
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Aug 6, 2023 12:52
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yea but look how friendly the broker looks
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gschmidl posted:Do it bitch. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckZlj2p8W9M
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Aug 6, 2023 13:09
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Funniest option is some chud gets in contact with Elon for getting fired for chudposting. Elon refers them to some extremely high priced white shoe lawyers. And they run up a 7 figure bill that the guy has to pay cuz Elon isn't answering his DMs anymore.
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Aug 6, 2023 13:12
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https://twitter.com/nsuresh_ecw/status/1687389039857647616 Looking strong looking fine
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Aug 6, 2023 13:13
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Captain Hygiene posted:
I really want a legitimate advocacy group to take him up on that just to see how he tries to backpedal out of it.
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Aug 6, 2023 13:21
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The Saddest Rhino posted:https://twitter.com/nsuresh_ecw/status/1687389039857647616 Did they specifically pick a frame where he looks as lumpy as possible or is this a bootlicker account who just somehow managed to capture that energy
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Aug 6, 2023 13:28
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Bold of you to assume he didn't look worse in every other frame.
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Aug 6, 2023 13:30
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https://twitter.com/Kristennetten/status/1688089425090383872 if you really want the video of it 
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Aug 6, 2023 13:40
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kazil posted:
There's the "pretend something worthless has astronomical value via kayfabe while I piss around for several years" stage of the game. lol at how fake this poo poo all is. Tesla's overvaluation happened this way, too; a lovely mediocre car company does not magically have more value overnight than most companies that have actual products. It's the cryptocurrency whaling-boat stink; I have no idea what they're going to do with all the Gigafactories. It's like someone's trying for that Will Smith I, Robot movie, but the products aren't going to be good, they'll just be oversold out of the gate because overpromised, underdelivered, foot-shooty, cannibalistic post-VC poo poo was how the money happened.
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Aug 6, 2023 13:41
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Code I do a gently caress ton of steroids and don't actually work out.
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Aug 6, 2023 13:41
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"Trained in No Rules Street Fighting"
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Aug 6, 2023 13:42
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After noticing the funny money and numerical inflation at evey step, I'm starting to wonder just how much money is actually in play. It doesn't seem like much if Elon had to go get the Saudis to buy Twitter. "World's richest man"
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Aug 6, 2023 13:46
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Trump was arraigned for Tweeting.
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Waffle House posted:After noticing the funny money and numerical inflation at evey step, I'm starting to wonder just how much money is actually in play. It doesn't seem like much if Elon had to go get the Saudis to buy Twitter. I think the Saudis only have a small percentage of Twitter, like less than 10%. Elon put up most of the money and there's a large amount from banks that will never see it again.
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kazil posted:
If subscription gives you early access to more new features it should be called BETA. Also good luck with that recurring charge for X Premium, I’m sure it’s not suspicious at all. Reminds me of like 15-20 years ago when my banks fraud department blocked my credit card because “there were several low value charges to a service called [pause] go [pause] daddy. We often see thieves testing stolen cards with low value charges like this.” Had to explain that godaddy wasn’t what she was trying to make it sound like, it is a legitimate domain seller and that yes, I had purchased several low cost domains from them.
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Lol at Lemon in any kind of street fighting that isn't the video game.
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chuckelZ posted:Rosanne should take him up on it... The UK transphobes are all excited about the program.
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 He’s going to stroke out, he’s trying to be casual but the jaw looked strained - is the wide face thing from roids or is that just his genetics?
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Aug 6, 2023 13:58
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Everyone laughing in the background of that video deserves bad things What I sufferable garbage people holy poo poo
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kazil posted:I think the Saudis only have a small percentage of Twitter, like less than 10%. Elon put up most of the money and there's a large amount from banks that will never see it again. Ok, so...he definitely has no real money, the related companies are teeter-y and crappy running on a huge debt frontload, and the dude has no actual power outside of celebrity phenomenon. Why are we still watching this fake-rear end trainwreck lmao
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The Saddest Rhino posted:https://twitter.com/nsuresh_ecw/status/1687389039857647616 That's just Butthead.
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DRINK ME posted:
Dude had cheek implants and jaw surgery. That plus roids and being a fat gently caress lol
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priznat posted:Get his rear end maybe that's the people he means bc he is gonna end up paying their legal bills after twitter loses in court?
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UCS Hellmaker posted:Dude had cheek implants and jaw surgery. That plus roids and being a fat gently caress lol Concerning
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Aug 6, 2023 14:15
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With all of Elon's South Africa posting, there should be a campaign to trick him to go back to there so he can try (and fail) to run for office so we can be rid of him for a while
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Aug 6, 2023 14:17
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Jet Jaguar posted:Amazing businessman strikes again! Will the big flashy X make a comeback so we don’t talk about this over the weekend? I realize I'm a few pages back, but I want to bank my prediction now: we'll hear about this exactly one more time before the whole boondoggle is never again publicly mentioned, and it will be at the end of August to let everyone know that the payments issue is still ongoing, but that they're working on it and will update us again soon. But hey, maybe I'm being overly negative. Who's to say that Elon Musk can't sort it all out and actually deliver on something he announced? History? Casual observation? Pattern recognition? Yeah, sure, but other than that.
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Aug 6, 2023 14:17
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Oh no! Has anyone told The Yacc Attack about his views on CEO yet???
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Aug 6, 2023 14:17
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The fact he's trying to talk himself up as a tough guy makes him even more pathetic, lol
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kazil posted:https://twitter.com/Kristennetten/status/1688089425090383872 Can someone see the number on that weight it really doesn’t look like a 45 to me but I can’t tell for sure
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I got fiddy on Zuck
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steinrokkan posted:The fact he's trying to talk himself up as a tough guy makes him even more pathetic, lol "Yo can you get me an AI generated picture of a sad Zuckerberg for this sickass loving post I'm gonna make on the internet? I really need to loving front on the general public really hard today."
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Hey Elon, post a video of yourself doing 50 consecutive pushups without stopping
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Waffle House posted:Hey Elon, post a video of yourself doing 50 consecutive pushups without stopping 30s blank stare… “That’s what she said!”
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bird with big dick posted:Can someone see the number on that weight it really doesn’t look like a 45 to me but I can’t tell for sure The numbers are deliberately not visible in the shot, and judging from the size I’d guess those are 20s or 25s at best. Admittedly, dumbbell size doesn’t necessarily correlate to weight so he could be telling the truth, but he’s not an honest man
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bird with big dick posted:Can someone see the number on that weight it really doesn’t look like a 45 to me but I can’t tell for sure Lol. Congrats on being able to overhead press 2x as much as my 76 year old mother. I am sure this will be enough to beat Zuck
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Crackbone posted:30s blank stare… lol There's no fight happening, we're gonna get a bunch of jerkoff posts and he's gonna coast his own thinking around on the public perception that his height and fat are gonna save him from getting the lights decked out of him while he shoots his mouth off. Curiously this is much like his posting
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Zuck looks harder than musk in that fake pic And "aiming to get the weights"? Surely getting something like that is easy for him, he's not getting them off a guy on Facebook marketplace
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If there's anyone in charge of news automation reading this post, would you mind doing the needful and start the Elon sunsetting process? He's a bottleneck and an embarrassment.
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