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Erin M. Fiasco posted:They said the same drat thing about TikTok and YouTube Shorts and Third Innings at loving Wrestlemania I'm so tired get some rest
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Drakkel posted:They're really just gonna go through every possible combination of Bloodline members betraying each other at this point aren't they Solo's last feud in NXT before getting called up was with Von Wagner, who is currently feuding with Bron Breakker, so you've got those permutations to go through too
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TV Zombie posted:How did they keep Harley Races run enjoyable and fresh? By not having nationwide television showing every one of his matches and the Internet to post all the results, mostly. Since it was still the territory days, he was basically travelling between all the different territories under the NWA banner, like CWF from Florida, NWA Hollywood, MLW in Eastern Canada, PNW in the Pacific Northwest, NWA Western, Houston Wrestling, etc, etc. That way the crowds were still into it, even if that title run included shitloads of DQ wins, Double Count-Outs, hour-long draws, and so forth.
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D.N. Nation posted:aha Somehow when Tony Khan decides to do a long match, it's always a total banger, but in WWE it's usually a snoozefest. -All longer than 36 minutes matches in TK-multiverse (multiman clusterfucks not included) ::: Matchguide Rating: 8.91 based on 410 votes. :: WON: ****1/2 :::: Lights Out Match Jon Moxley defeats Kenny Omega (38:46) :::: Matchguide Rating: 9.55 based on 638 votes. :: WON: ***** :::: AEW World Title Match Adam Page (c) vs. Bryan Danielson - Time Limit Draw (60:00) :::: Matchguide Rating: 8.63 based on 457 votes. :: WON: ****1/4 :::: Singles Match MJF defeats CM Punk (38:09) :::: Matchguide Rating: 9.42 based on 442 votes. :: WON: ***** :::: ROH World Tag Team Title Best Two Out Of Three Falls Match FTR (Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood) (c) defeat The Briscoes (Jay Briscoe & Mark Briscoe) [2:1] (43:26) :::: Matchguide Rating: 9.62 based on 808 votes. :: WON: *****3/4 :::: AEW World Title 60 Minute Iron Man Match MJF (c) defeats Bryan Danielson [4:3] (65:15) :::: Matchguide Rating: 9.59 based on 920 votes. :: WON: ****** :::: IWGP United States Heavyweight Title Match Will Ospreay (w/Don Callis) defeats Kenny Omega (c) (39:50) - TITLE CHANGE !!! :::: Matchguide Rating: 9.46 based on 498 votes. :: WON: *****1/4 :::: AEW World Tag Team Title Best Two Out Of Three Falls Match FTR (Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood) (c) defeat Bullet Club Gold (Jay White & Juice Robinson) [2:1] (58:03)
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Hmm going to guess this is because he's using wrestlers who are great at what they do and not Roman Reigns, who is dogshit 
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Big Dogshit
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Big Dogshit New thread title tbh
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This entire god reign would have been neat if the stories and junk paid tribute to the various title reigns Roman was passing. But not in like a ham fisted way. So that qualification takes WWE out. WWE also seems to hate it's own history.
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Chinook posted:New thread title tbh
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Big Dogshit
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Wwe hates their fans and the fans love them for it, the real bloodline
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Kennel posted:Somehow when Tony Khan decides to do a long match, it's always a total banger, but in WWE it's usually a snoozefest. Just for yucks, here's a year of 30-minute PPV matches from the duba duba e 2023 SummerSlam: Roman vs. Jey 2023 MITB: Roman/Solo vs. Usos WrestleMania 39: Roman vs. Cody 2023 Elimination Chamber: Roman vs. Sami; US title elimination chamber Both Rumbles (obvs) Both WarGames (obvs) 2022 Clash at the Castle: Roman vs. Drew Finn/Edge at Extreme Rules '22 went 5 seconds under.
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None of that even counts entrances, which is funnier because despite the Nexus/WWE match having 8 more participants to enter, still loses because Reigns' entrance last night was apparently a little over 7 minutes
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Jey looked nervous as hell during the entrance. I'm gonna put it down to "This producer gave me something guaranteed to be the drizzling shits, 25 minutes too long, and I sure hope my push doesn't die because this whole thing is gonna be loving dire  ".Like, we don't even know if "Upper Midcard if You Squint" Jey is necessarily even viable yet. If he doesn't take, the nickname they tried to push just looks very silly. Dishwasher fucked around with this message at 15:50 on Aug 6, 2023 |
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Friendship with Jey ended. Now Roman is best friend.
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The only reason the USOs are where they are is because they’re related to Roman. They’d be on main event or NXT otherwise.
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they're actually a pretty good tag team and have been for many years now But I mean... obviously? They wouldn't be doing a family angle without the presence of the family members. That would just be silly
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Chris James 2 posted:None of that even counts entrances, which is funnier because despite the Nexus/WWE match having 8 more participants to enter, still loses because Reigns' entrance last night was apparently a little over 7 minutes  What did he do for 7 minutes? Did he cut a promo or something? Was it a commercial break?
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Sisal Two-Step posted:
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Did he have to stop to take a water break or something?
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Sisal Two-Step posted:Did he have to stop to take a water break or something? he was doing the dewey cox thing where he had to stop and think about his entire life before he went and performed
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Invalid Validation posted:They’d be on main event or NXT otherwise. I mean, that's not true. Despite the shittiness of this storyline, the Usos are great in the ring.
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His Andre the Giant people mover broke down half way on the ramp and they spent 5 minutes having to swap out the battery and change a flat. It was actually very time efficient.
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Usos/New Day saved 2017 SmackDown from being like '95 WWF levels of boring/terrible. Dishwasher posted:Jey looked nervous as hell during the entrance. I'm gonna put it down to "This producer gave me something guaranteed to be the drizzling shits, 25 minutes too long, and I sure hope my push doesn't die because this whole thing is gonna be loving dire Michael Cole was screaming OHHHH MYYYYY during even that women's title match that the crowd snoozed through, but still couldn't raise his voice for that main event
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DeepDickPizza posted:Sounds lovely Yeah it's gonna be loving dire. Neither of them can act to save their lives and they both know about three moves which, btw, are the same moves. D.N. Nation posted:aha That actually makes a lot of sense because for the last decade, SummerSlam has mostly been The Brock Show, and Brock ain't workin' no fuckin' 35 minute cinema matches.
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Dishwasher posted:Jey looked nervous as hell during the entrance. I'm gonna put it down to "This producer gave me something guaranteed to be the drizzling shits, 25 minutes too long, and I sure hope my push doesn't die because this whole thing is gonna be loving dire It's actually incredible that Roman can do whatever he wants, I'm sure he has total control over every aspect of his matches at this point, he went over Sami, he went over Cody, he only gave up his first pin in three years and the main event of SummerSlam to his own cousin.... Just to lay the match out in a way where he just beats on him for 90% of it and cuts him immediately every single time he gets some offense. Beautiful stuff.
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Someone should tell Roman to walk down the ramp faster or something. That's very inconsiderate of people's time.
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Chris James 2 posted:None of that even counts entrances, which is funnier because despite the Nexus/WWE match having 8 more participants to enter, still loses because Reigns' entrance last night was apparently a little over 7 minutes Lol
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What's the record for longest entrance. Like, theme hits to stepping in the ring. Feel like it must be a taker entrance
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I hope the bloodline stuff never ends because as someone that gets their wwe info exclusively from this thread it feels like the same two or three story beats have been repeated for a couple years now and it lets me know I'm not missing anything worthwhile because there are already too many hours of wrestling each week with the other brand firmly puts the fomo aspect to rest when you know you're never missing out
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Orange Carlisle posted:I hope the bloodline stuff never ends because as someone that gets their wwe info exclusively from this thread it feels like the same two or three story beats have been repeated for a couple years now and it lets me know I'm not missing anything worthwhile because there are already too many hours of wrestling each week with the other brand Summerslam was a peculiar mix of good matches with bad finishes and bad matches with decent finishes, all building to a main event that was a bad match with a terrible finish. Oh, and whatever the gently caress that MMA rules match was trying to do. And a really long ad for Becky Lynch, who wasn't booked.
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the sex ghost posted:What's the record for longest entrance. Like, theme hits to stepping in the ring. Feel like it must be a taker entrance I always think back to a random person posting his own Royal Rumble with all his action figures. HHH starts his entrance and the next 2-3 guys are announced and make it to the ring before HHH lol.
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Germansimp posted:By not having nationwide television showing every one of his matches and the Internet to post all the results, mostly. Since it was still the territory days, he was basically travelling between all the different territories under the NWA banner, like CWF from Florida, NWA Hollywood, MLW in Eastern Canada, PNW in the Pacific Northwest, NWA Western, Houston Wrestling, etc, etc. That way the crowds were still into it, even if that title run included shitloads of DQ wins, Double Count-Outs, hour-long draws, and so forth. Ah, so that’s impossible now
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the sex ghost posted:What's the record for longest entrance. Like, theme hits to stepping in the ring. Feel like it must be a taker entrance on tv they will start roman's entrance at 9:30 and then commercials and the match starts at 9:55
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weekly font posted:No longer eligible for emmy. Now MUST win best short film oscar!!! Why not done?!
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