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Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Fun fact: Lowtax killed himself in a suburb of Kansas City. That should tell you everything you need to know about it.

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credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club
Is he the guy with the bandaid?

E: Nelson, not Lowtax

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

grittyreboot posted:

Just let us have it. We don't have much going for us. Just a terrible local soda and the ability to correct people's pronunciation

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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credburn posted:

Is he the guy with the bandaid?

E: Nelson, not Lowtax

Well obviously a bandaid isn’t gonna do much for Lowtax

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



Ain't nothing a little mangosteen can't fix.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
The mangosteen thread would have been forgotten within a week if he didn’t get so amazingly defensive about it.

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



Yeah, he always had a weak spine about those sort of things.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Lowtax was prone to losing his head.

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

Kansas is the most boring loving state to drive through. It's just the same visuals on repeat, and flat as hell.
"But what about the Flint Hills, Bulletsponge?"

What loving hills!? I drove through them, all 12 and half feet of elevation change.

Seriously, driving through Kansas made me so angry I shot Kansas.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

bulletsponge13 posted:

Kansas is the most boring loving state to drive through. It's just the same visuals on repeat, and flat as hell.
"But what about the Flint Hills, Bulletsponge?"

What loving hills!? I drove through them, all 12 and half feet of elevation change.

Seriously, driving through Kansas made me so angry I shot Kansas.

Scientists have determined that Kansas is flatter than a pancake. That's not a joke, someone literally did a bunch of measurements to show that Kansas has fewer changes in elevation than a pancake does when adjusted for the difference in size.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Literally every state is flatter than a pancake the way they measured it though. It would have needed a mountain taller than any on earth to beat the pancake

https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/58976/kansas-really-flatter-pancake

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

quote:

The state with the most land in the flat, flatter and flattest categories is, perhaps surprisingly, Florida. Illinois, North Dakota, Louisiana, Minnesota, Delaware, Kansas, Texas, Nevada and Indiana round out the top ten.

One of these things is not like the others.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



The Superman: Escape from Krypton ride at Six Flags Magic Mountain is taller than the state of Florida.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

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Platystemon posted:

One of these things is not like the others.

can you explain for non americans?

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

Jezza of OZPOS posted:

can you explain for non americans?

Nevada has many mountains

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Jezza of OZPOS posted:

can you explain for non americans?

Nevada has “basin & range” topography. The North American Plate expanded, and Nevada is in the middle of the stretch marks.



There are flat areas of the state large enough to set land speed records on or test experimental aircraft, but the state as a whole is not flat. It arguably has more mountains than any state other than Alaska, with fiftysome peaks having prominence of over one thousand metres. Any metric that describes it as “flat” is flawed in the extreme.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
Texas has over 2000 named mountains including 4 different mountain ranges.

Nevada has ~60 less named mountains than Texas.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Comprehensive list of Texas peaks with prominence greater than one thousand metres:

  1. Emory Peak, in the Big Bend Ranges
  2. Baldy Peak, in the Davis Mountains

These are third and second in total elevation in the state. The highest peak, Guadalupe, is a little under the cutoff I used for Nevada because it’s connected by high terrain to the superior Sierra Blanca Peak in New Mexico, that state’s sixth highest and its most prominent, out of eleven over the thousand‐metre threshold.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

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It's not a list of states which are, overall, flattest. It's a list of states that have the most land that could be considered flat. Large states have an advantage in that they have more land area overall.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


I will take this somewhat topical moment to brag about Wisconsin having the most evidence of glacial activity of any state in America.

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Oct 30, 2009

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rydiafan posted:

brag about Wisconsin

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
more like oldcheeseless

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS


They’re right.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Disown Eric imo

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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We gave you this credit card to buy porn, now it turns out that you're posting on Twitter? We have no son

Deathslinger
Jul 12, 2022

Biplane posted:

Disown Eric imo
Take him back to the maternity ward and ask for an exchange

mycatscrimes
Jan 2, 2020

grittyreboot posted:

Just let us have it. We don't have much going for us. Just a terrible local soda and the ability to correct people's pronunciation

We can all come together to agree that people who say 'lewis-ville' are psychotic

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

mycatscrimes posted:

We can all come together to agree that people who say 'lewis-ville' are psychotic

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lewisville,_Texas

yeah, I think you may have a point

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

Is X a worse name for a company or a person

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

ben shapino posted:

Is X a worse name for a company or a person

It's an ouroboros, a snake eating it's tail in which each version becomes worse than the other cyclically.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Very weird to be watching a movie and just constantly thinking that you should be angry about it somehow

https://twitter.com/JUNlPER/status/1688551423481413633

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

RareAcumen posted:

Very weird to be watching a movie and just constantly thinking that you should be angry about it somehow

https://twitter.com/JUNlPER/status/1688551423481413633

Uh oh, trouble in paradise!

https://twitter.com/lucacadamo/status/1680670836502528000


Also:
https://twitter.com/lucacadamo/status/1660716132003618828

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Bold anti camgirl stance from the guy who ran a camgirl business. Wonder what the difference could be.

10 Beers
May 21, 2005

Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

grittyreboot posted:

Just let us have it. We don't have much going for us. Just a terrible local soda and the ability to correct people's pronunciation

There's also baseball bats and hot browns.

Oh...

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

ben shapino posted:

Is X a worse name for a company or a person

yes

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

OwlFancier posted:

Bold anti camgirl stance from the guy who ran a camgirl business. Wonder what the difference could be.

He wouldn't have to exploit those women he's (allegedly) trafficked if it weren't for his dang customers. He's not the problem.

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖

RareAcumen posted:

Very weird to be watching a movie and just constantly thinking that you should be angry about it somehow

https://twitter.com/JUNlPER/status/1688551423481413633
Ah yes, incel behavior: marrying a woman and having a child with her.

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

Vib Rib posted:

Ah yes, incel behavior: marrying a woman and having a child with her.

A classic:
https://twitter.com/michellemalkin/status/1216779905326694400?lang=en

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B33rChiller
Aug 18, 2011




^^^^ They missed the ones with his nazi outfit.


I'm going to pick and choose here.
They both said things that are true.
These women did nothing wrong, and your free market capitalism is not supported by God.

Now I'm going to pretend somebody worth listening to said these things

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