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Hazo posted:I do not think I will be paying the 95 dollars Sounds like someone isn't a successful leader 
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For real, I'm personally running out of space in the curio to put my awards for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence. 
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Aug 4, 2023 00:05
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For $75 I will induct you into the International society of big dicked birds
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Aug 4, 2023 00:07
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Thank you fellow goons. I'm happy I sought your advice. Volmarias I'll send you the cash via venmo edit: dick bird posts here so I know it's legit
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bird with big dick posted:For $75 I will induct you into the International society of big dicked birds Tell me more.
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Aug 4, 2023 01:42
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For $30 I'll tell anyone who asks how awesome you are.
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Hazo posted:Thank you fellow goons. I'm happy I sought your advice. I never asked for cash though. This is why you're getting scammed! 
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For only  you can already join the finest global community of philosophers and polymaths on the information superhighway
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Aug 4, 2023 13:29
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way before lowtax: i got shoulder tapped by an attractive 40-something lady with a matching husband, my better half is also hot so im thinking hell yeah we go up to their hotel room and there are cardboard advertisements everywhere motherfuckers tried to get us into a mangosteen MLM
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Aug 4, 2023 13:52
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goatsestretchgoals posted:way before lowtax: https://youtu.be/OkdLWuCRe0c
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Aug 4, 2023 13:57
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I assume you didn’t sign up for the MLM but was the sex good
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Aug 4, 2023 13:58
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bird with big dick posted:I assume you didn’t sign up for the MLM but was the sex good we did not do a “hey you wanna gently caress anyway?” and i regret this E: i was 20 and other half was 19, im proud of me for walking us out the room on the MLM thing, an older and more cynical me would have tried the above goatsestretchgoals fucked around with this message at 14:10 on Aug 4, 2023 |
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Hazo posted:Absurd Alhazred over in the grad school thread said I should post this here so you guys can laugh at this Counteroffer that is your hard limit
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Aug 4, 2023 14:15
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Masquerading as swingers hitting on couples at a bar is a very funny (and sad) scheme
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Gets up to hotel room… “Have you heard the good word of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints?”
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Aug 4, 2023 18:23
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namlosh posted:Gets up to hotel room… I heard he swings.. from a cross.
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Ever heard of “DP”? My wife and I have always wanted to try it. Hotel Room: Yeah, “Divine Providence”. Let’s open up to the first chapter…
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"Why do girls like jesus so much"? "because he's hung like this": */spreads arms wide open
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Professor Shark posted:Masquerading as swingers hitting on couples at a bar is a very funny (and sad) scheme Eventually they would have got hosed...
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Final Reminder - Edition Closing Shortly Hi there Welcome to the 2023, Global 100, consisting of only 100 of the World’s leading firms and individuals, with votes received from our global readers, in over 163 countries worldwide. It is with great pleasure, we inform you, that you have been recognized for Global 100 2023 at the Global 100 - 2023 Awards in the following category: [My self-employed business] This is a testament to your hard work, innovation, and commitment to excellence. The purpose of the Global 100 is to provide the readership with a comprehensive understanding of those firms that are truly leaders within their chosen areas of specialisation. The Process The Global 100 does not follow the usual process followed by many other publishers. It follows a very specific, very comprehensive process, not commonly used elsewhere in the industry. Following the closure of the voting process, which follows a very strict format of self-submission and third-party nomination, firms are shortlisted and selected as winners, in this elite group as follows: [...] Options are as follows: Print and Digital Media Packages • Cover Story with 4 Page Spread - £3825 • Cover Story with 2 Page Spread - £2950 • Cover Story with Single Page - £2625 • Supporting Front Cover Image and Headline with Single Page - £1595 • Double Page Spread - £765 • Single Page - £435 • Half Page - £325 Digital Advertising Packages • Personalised Logo - £249 • Personalised Digital Certificate - £249 • Web Article - £350 • Web Advert 300 x 250 Medium Rectangle - £415 • Web Advert 336 x 280 Large Rectangle - £465 • Web Advert 728 x 90 Leaderboard - £495 • Web Advert 300 x 600 Half Page (Large skyscraper) - £545 • Web Advert 320 x 100 Large Mobile Banner - £300 • Email Newsletter Banner Advert - £435 • Bespoke Press Release - £435 Commemorative Award Packages • Crystal Trophy - £325 plus shipping • Wall Plaque - £325 plus shipping VAT will be added to all orders where applicable in Country of residence.
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peanut posted:Final Reminder - Edition Closing Shortly My boss, who's been managing his own business since the mid 90s and owner since mid 00's, fell for a slightly-more targeted version of this. He sent me the email about getting a 1-pg spread in a trade mag no one had ever heard of. He was convinced it was cheap advertising. To the seagulls at the landfill, maybe. If printed at all.
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pumped up for school posted:My boss, who's been managing his own business since the mid 90s and owner since mid 00's, fell for a slightly-more targeted version of this. He sent me the email about getting a 1-pg spread in a trade mag no one had ever heard of. He was convinced it was cheap advertising. To the seagulls at the landfill, maybe. If printed at all. They usually print enough to send to everyone who bought an ad.
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Or they send to anyone who is slightly interested. I signed up for a trade association about 10 years ago, paid a membership fee for a year, then stopped. I still get their print magazine a few times a year in the mail.
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Aug 6, 2023 19:55
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If you realize and accept it for what it is, a framed article or trophy can be something you put in a glass case in the lobby of your business to give you slightly more cred or at least the appearance of cred
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namlosh posted:If you realize and accept it for what it is, a framed article or trophy can be something you put in a glass case in the lobby of your business to give you slightly more cred or at least the appearance of cred Powerful "Donald Trump Photoshopping Himself Onto Magazine Covers And Displaying Them" energy in this suggestion.
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Volmarias posted:Powerful "Donald Trump Photoshopping Himself Onto Magazine Covers And Displaying Them" energy in this suggestion. EXTRA ROW OF TITS CONQUERS EARTH!!!! To marry Margot Robbie and rename moon.
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Volmarias posted:Powerful "Donald Trump Photoshopping Himself Onto Magazine Covers And Displaying Them" energy in this suggestion. Agreed, just to be clear: I’m not condoning doing it in any way… just that not all of the customers are marks or getting scammed in some way. Some know exactly what they’re doing
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I’m at a union conference and there is a table for our insurance company offering a pretty good chance of getting a $100 giftcard… except you have to agree to give a blood sample. My Wrong Detector started going off and I refused because I remember a goon once posting that you should never give your insurance company any more information than required. What is the deal here?
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Professor Shark posted:I’m at a union conference and there is a table for our insurance company offering a pretty good chance of getting a $100 giftcard… except you have to agree to give a blood sample. They want some of your blood to sprinkle at the crime scene in advance
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Aug 17, 2023 12:57
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I assume they use it to deny you coverage in the future due to 'pre-existing conditions'. Or kick you off the plan if you have genes that make you susceptible to (expensive disease).
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Aug 17, 2023 12:58
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Insurance companies have discovered the treasure trove that information on their clients gives them and are now collecting as much as possible because who knows what in the future it'll show. It used to be that they had to look at a group of people and do statistical analysis to guess how many who would have no/some/lot of issues and set rates averaging that out across that group. That's no longer the case and they are increasingly drilling down the dataset to singleton levels and dropping the "expensive" people. (additionally the "expensive" payouts are also getting higher these days too).
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Professor Shark posted:I’m at a union conference and there is a table for our insurance company offering a pretty good chance of getting a $100 giftcard… except you have to agree to give a blood sample. Why is this happening at a union conference? E: Is this a translation thing? I’m thinking of labor unions right now. goatsestretchgoals fucked around with this message at 15:00 on Aug 17, 2023 |
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I’ll give you a chance at a $100 gift card and I don’t want your blood I want a different bodily fluid.
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That's what I assumed it was. You could always ask them specifically what it was for, then ask your union (assuming they are good). Inexpensive genetic testing and lab work if they don't have any from you is probably the answer, though, along with "maybe it's not as useful now, but in the future, who knows?"
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goatsestretchgoals posted:Why is this happening at a union conference? No, it’s a labour union. It was explained to me that it was for the benefit of members, who could be told more information about their health in order to improve it and that it’s illegal in Canada to remove expensive members from insurance, but I still don’t trust it.
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I expect the way it will work (in future) is that it's all fed into an incredibly expensive black box machine learning model that tells them to drop all the expensive claimants "Sorry your honour our process is just to follow the computer, you can't prove it drops expensive cases because no one understands it except Dr Blofeld from IBM"
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I wouldn't do it for the aforementioned reasons, but in principle I think companies should always pay us for the privilege of recording our personal information. So they are doing one thing right.
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Strategic Tea posted:because no one understands it except Dr
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Submit some animal blood instead of your own. ("Sorry we have to drop you because we see you're suseptible to hoof and mouth disease")
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What the hell union was this?
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