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So we've got Matthew Calamari, Joe Pizza, that Chesebro guy... How many more Trump food guys are there? I feel like there was a Marinara guy at one point, maybe a Baloney too
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you forgot Joey Taco
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haljordan posted:He needs to team up with Matty Calamari for a show where they drive around the country in a van solvin' mysteries. Also there's a chimpanzee involved somehow. Like a cross between the Sopranos and that other Ghostbusters
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Has anyone ever actually seen these people in the same room together? Do we have absolute proof it isn't one man wearing fake mustaches and wigs, naming himself after whatever he had for lunch?
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Aug 7, 2023 14:11
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I can't not call Tim Cook "Tim Apple" now.
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mllaneza posted:Here's the best video I've seen, specifically the second one in the linked tweet. https://twitter.com/zakeekinlaw/status/1688219442201706496
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smoobles posted:you forgot Joey Taco How could I forget Joey Taco?
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Aug 7, 2023 14:17
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I submit that Waltine Saltine Nutella counts
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Pookah posted:So we've got Matthew Calamari, Joe Pizza, that Chesebro guy... Pat Cipollone was Patsy Bologna for awhile
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Aug 7, 2023 14:21
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Matthew Broderick played a character on 30 Rock who everyone called "Cooter Burger." But his real name was actually James Riley. President Bush gave him TWO nicknames ("Cooter" because he looks like a turtle, and "Burger" because he saw him eating a hamburger one time). This is also how I imagine Trump operates with respect to names.
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smoobles posted:you forgot Joey Taco I thought it was Joey Balogna
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You're thinking of Patsy Baloney, different character.
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haljordan posted:Matthew Broderick played a character on 30 Rock who everyone called "Cooter Burger." But his real name was actually James Riley. President Bush gave him TWO nicknames ("Cooter" because he looks like a turtle, and "Burger" because he saw him eating a hamburger one time). This is also how I imagine Trump operates with respect to names. "You think my real name is Cooter Burger? What am I, a cartoon dog?" "It wasn't even a burger...it was just a sandwich!  "
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Aug 7, 2023 14:33
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These are all character names in a lazy mafia movie script
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There's a Richard Pryor routine where he talks about working at a club that was run by the Mafia, so I'm basically wondering if Trump also had a "Johnny Salami" working for him at one point.
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haljordan posted:Matthew Broderick played a character on 30 Rock who everyone called "Cooter Burger." But his real name was actually James Riley. President Bush gave him TWO nicknames ("Cooter" because he looks like a turtle, and "Burger" because he saw him eating a hamburger one time). This is also how I imagine Trump operates with respect to names. Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV LOL!
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DrBouvenstein posted:"You think my real name is Cooter Burger? What am I, a cartoon dog?" He sounded so broken lmao
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Aug 7, 2023 14:40
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lol there's a decent chance today is indictment day #4
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kazil posted:lol there's a decent chance today is indictment day #4 
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kazil posted:lol there's a decent chance today is indictment day #4
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kazil posted:lol there's a decent chance today is indictment day #4 But but it was a PERFECT phone call, listen to the tapes! WITCH HUNT HOAK! POLITICAL PROSTITUTION!
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Stoatbringer posted:But but it was a PERFECT phone call, listen to the tapes! WITCH HUNT HOAK! POLITICAL PROSTITUTION! STOLLEN! BIDDEN! LIDDLE'!
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This is just some childish poo poo that doesn't win anybody over, and just pisses normal people off. I was in a Home Depot this weekend, and there was a guy there in a TRUMP cowboy hat clearly harassing a couple of workers. I wasn't about to get involved but it sounded like he was pissed they didn't have some item he thought should be in-store. The workers were younger but definitely voting age, and they were holding their own pretty well against this idiot. It's not the first time I've seen anyone with TRUMP poo poo making themselves out to be complete, unhinged assholes. Think: TRUMP flags on trucks cutting people off, Karen with a TRUMP shirt screaming at the Taco Bell worker because her double-decker taco wasn't as warm as it should have been... I don't know if there's any way to take an exact measure but I always wondered how much of Trump's own supporters gently caress his chances in all the elections he's lost. How many people don't pay any attention to politics or anything Trump says on any given day but vote against him just because their TRUMP flag neighbor is a huge prick or there was that one time in Best Buy where some old bastard with a TRUMP belt buckle changed all the iPhones to some Trump donation page. tek79 fucked around with this message at 15:06 on Aug 7, 2023 |
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Peter Provolone is the paralegal for the group
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:This photoshop is amazing Ron looking pissed he has to interact with two voters. Casey giving off that Lady MacBeth vibe
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i had a vietnam vet just straight up ask me, the youngest person he knows, "what's with this bud light, poo poo?" apparently he was drinking at his favorite bar and some young chud came in to yell at the bartender about stocking that beer. i said it's some online poo poo about them giving beer to some woman. and he was all "i don't give a gently caress what a company does, he was yelling at this bartender for doing her job" and various other "i'll drink whatever the gently caress i want" rants and that is, apparently, what all this looks like to people outside the online bubble.
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DamnCanadian posted:Ron looking pissed he has to interact with two voters. Casey giving off that Lady MacBeth vibe I don't really think it's a good idea to put a candidate's spouse in charge of the campaign. You know every single staffer badly wants to tell Casey she has no friggin clue what she is doing, but they'd probably be immediately fired.
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haljordan posted:I don't really think it's a good idea to put a candidate's spouse in charge of the campaign. You know every single staffer badly wants to tell Casey she has no friggin clue what she is doing, but they'd probably be immediately fired. The plot of every single episode of kitchen nightmares/hotel hell.
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Grey Cat posted:The plot of every single episode of kitchen nightmares/hotel hell. lol yes, also a bunch of "Bar Rescue" episodes.
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haljordan posted:I don't really think it's a good idea to put a candidate's spouse in charge of the campaign. You know every single staffer badly wants to tell Casey she has no friggin clue what she is doing, but they'd probably be immediately fired. I think at this point even Ron realizes he's not winning the election, the point of putting his wife in charge of the campaign has to be as a passthrough for funneling PAC money back to himself through her management fees.
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bah gawd it's Tommy Cannoli's music! Luigi Lasagna with the chair! Frank Focaccia climbing the ropes! Jimmy Pesto (wait no he was J6)
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InsertPotPun posted:i had a vietnam vet just straight up ask me, the youngest person he knows, "what's with this bud light, poo poo?" apparently he was drinking at his favorite bar and some young chud came in to yell at the bartender about stocking that beer. "Okay, first of all do you know what 'woke' means? Right, sit down because this is going to take a while..."
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Oh my God IT'S FUSILLI JERRY!
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Harveygod posted:Oh my God IT'S FUSILLI JERRY! It was a million to one shot, president trump.
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Serious_Cyclone posted:I think at this point even Ron realizes he's not winning the election, the point of putting his wife in charge of the campaign has to be as a passthrough for funneling PAC money back to himself through her management fees. That's probably true but I am pretty sure she demanded the job (because she used to be on TV or whatever so clearly this type of stuff is right in her wheelhouse  ).
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kazil posted:lol there's a decent chance today is indictment day #4 my balls cannot handle this, they're already so damaged and degraded from all the LOLs (aside, my homie had a vasectomy and all weekend he was trying not to LOL cause it hurt, that's what I'm gonna be going through if trump gets another indictment.)
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https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/1688552253525786624
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LifeSunDeath posted:my balls cannot handle this, they're already so damaged and degraded from all the LOLs Wrap them in a thick layer of tin foil and then gently hammer them until they are perfectly smooth, in the manner of Dorodango. This will offer great protection when they launch into space at hypersonic velocities.
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Is the reply going to be "Because that's the way the law works, you unqualified doofus"?
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