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16-bit Butt-Head posted:i'd fight mark zuckerberg concerning
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Aug 7, 2023 15:36
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Zuck is not gonna pass up the chance to kill someone live in front of a bunch of people without legal repercussions. His inhuman, serial killer brain won’t let this opportunity slip away he tastes the blood
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Aug 7, 2023 15:36
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Asproigerosis posted:Grims, did yer take me binzoes? I knowr ye tick mai binzoes! push the button
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Aug 7, 2023 15:40
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:zuck 100% wants this fight and he’s training to kill a man in the ring i'm rooting for zuck on this one ngl
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Aug 7, 2023 15:44
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fights on
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Aug 7, 2023 15:46
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moist turtleneck posted:https://twitter.com/sh44sti/status/1688552081051865088?t=CxOQolS-dQuP_haGZTTQtQ&s=19
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Aug 7, 2023 15:47
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whoever got it into musk's head he should fight zuck is a hero. almost as much of a hero as the guy who told him to buy twitter.
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Aug 7, 2023 15:49
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the "may need surgery" is entirely elon speculating
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Aug 7, 2023 15:50
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https://twitter.com/rapmusic/status/1688263038686609408 SAF folded on the kill the boer song
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Aug 7, 2023 15:50
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RealityWarCriminal posted:whoever got it into musk's head he should fight zuck is a hero. almost as much of a hero as the guy who told him to buy twitter.
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Aug 7, 2023 15:50
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Neuralink cured my neck and back problems, no you cannot see it
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Aug 7, 2023 15:56
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Musk getting his Epic Sandevistan installed before the fight.
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Aug 7, 2023 16:00
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Yeah zero hedge was a banned account brought back by musk and it turns out it's a primary news source for him Zero Hedge is the source Alex Jones used as ‘proof’ the FBI orchestrated the Sandy Hook mass shooting, and subsequently lost two defamation lawsuits totaling 1.5 billion dollars. God drat Elon is such a dumb piece of poo poo.
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Aug 7, 2023 16:02
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it owns so much that the song about the murder of Amadou Diallo has been repurposed for and sung over by a white rapper wrestler guy from boston who loves vince mcmahon and is now a South African political song
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Aug 7, 2023 16:03
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Aug 7, 2023 16:03
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lol treating a dumbbell like a kettle bell is dumb as hell. You're a billionaire!! Just buy a drat kettle bell!! https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1688090164902473728?t=ie81Q0StJjU160zqxxWG2w&s=19
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Aug 7, 2023 16:24
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curling a single dumbbell over my idiot head to own my neck and spine
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Aug 7, 2023 16:31
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[improperly lifts a dumbbell over head repeatedly] my spine hurts! i need surgery!
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Aug 7, 2023 16:36
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That DICK! posted:[improperly lifts a dumbbell over head repeatedly] my spine hurts! i need surgery! Starting out with 90 lbs of weights for overhead presses after not working out for years seems... less than ideal.
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Aug 7, 2023 16:39
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Dude could build the ultimate dream home gym with selectorized functional trainers and leg press machines and poo poo and he buys a single 50 lb dumbbell Zucc is in his prime and Elon is a fat doughy old guy. He's gonna get murdered and it'll probably bolster a future zucc presidential run if he actually does commit manslaughter here
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Aug 7, 2023 16:40
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I don't think Elon's a billionaire, I think everyone bought into that he is and just assumes so, so he gets the black card credit cards etc. He lives like a loving homeless person, I don't even think he actually has a home.
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Aug 7, 2023 16:41
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should i hire a team of nutritionists and fitness trainers to basically do the hard work of getting fit for me, or do i ask someone on twitter to simply give me the biggest weight, for free
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Aug 7, 2023 16:43
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Diabetic posted:I don't think Elon's a billionaire, I think everyone bought into that he is and just assumes so, so he gets the black card credit cards etc. He lives like a loving homeless person, I don't even think he actually has a home. I think he did the stupid moved to texas to live in a trailer box (while actually living at a buddy’s billionaire house) but now that he’s back in SF for twitter I have no idea what he does. live in the offices, probably.
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Aug 7, 2023 16:43
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my theory is he is a billionaire but he forgot his bank account info a while ago
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Aug 7, 2023 16:44
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God it's gonna own so much if he tried to do a kipping pull up on one of those bars you attach to a door frame that's built to fall down and hurt the user
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Aug 7, 2023 16:47
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he doesnt need a home because he is always at work, working hard. where do his kids live? well,
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Aug 7, 2023 16:48
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ideal finish of Zuck v. Musk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcKh0kctniw
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Aug 7, 2023 16:48
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That DICK! posted:should i hire a team of nutritionists and fitness trainers to basically do the hard work of getting fit for me, or do i ask someone on twitter to simply give me the biggest weight, for free you don't get to be the world's richest man by spending money when you could just get it all for free
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Aug 7, 2023 16:49
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Mola Yam posted:yes i guarantee elon did the overconfident gym newbie thing of "these exercises don't even feel like they're doing anything! i'm very smart, i bet i could invent a better exercise using this equipment right now." Lol the last guy looks like he walked out of a phrenology textbook
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Aug 7, 2023 16:51
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lol this fight is gonna end up like the fire extinguisher scene in Irreversible Zuck just hitting Musk’s face like a chimp opening a coconut with a stone, the crowd goes silent, a few people start vomiting
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Aug 7, 2023 16:51
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Microdosing cte
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Aug 7, 2023 16:53
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Elon Musk is unbelievably pathetic
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Aug 7, 2023 16:54
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I have a message from Joe Rogan to Elon Musk, deliver it to him NOW: All doctors and nurses are libs, you can’t go to doctors anymore. Pain is only temporary, especially if it’s in your spine.
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Aug 7, 2023 16:56
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That DICK! posted:[improperly lifts a dumbbell over head repeatedly] moi spoine hurwts goimes! i need sergery!
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Aug 7, 2023 17:01
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just wildly swinging a dumbbell around until you feel a pop
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Aug 7, 2023 17:04
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shyduck posted:just wildly swinging a dumbbell around until you feel a pop Its called AMRAP fuckin’ dweeb. 
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Aug 7, 2023 17:05
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i really wish the fight happens because it would be epic to see musk do the naruto run in the ring
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Aug 7, 2023 17:05
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WhyteRyce posted:i really wish the fight happens because it would be epic to see musk do the naruto run in the ring he's gonna do the cartoony "arms going in big circles"
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Aug 7, 2023 17:06
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https://arstechnica.com/space/2023/08/spacex-conducts-a-mostly-successful-test-of-its-super-heavy-booster/ SpaceX conducts a """"""mostly successful"""""" test of its Super Heavy booster quote:SpaceX on Sunday performed a static fire test of a new Super Heavy booster at its launch site in South Texas. The ignition of 33 engines proved to be a spectacle, and there were positives and negatives to be taken away from the short-duration test firing. the test lasted half as long as intended and 10% of the engines failed in that time those are the raptor 2 engines (new) (beta), but the raptor 3 engines (perfect) (out next week) will fix everything
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Aug 7, 2023 17:07
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WhyteRyce posted:i really wish the fight happens because it would be epic to see musk do the naruto run in the ring or the walk version of it at least
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Aug 7, 2023 17:08
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