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DrPossum posted:he's gonna do the cartoony "arms going in big circles" 
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Aug 7, 2023 17:09
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I think musk is too much of a coward to actually fight, he’s probably going to get a doctors note and bathe in the sympathy for whatever his mri will tell him is hosed up
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Aug 7, 2023 17:09
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could the corpse of low tax beat elon
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Aug 7, 2023 17:10
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i'm afraid you have what is called "Elon Musk Syndrome"
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Aug 7, 2023 17:11
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Raskolnikov38 posted:https://twitter.com/rapmusic/status/1688263038686609408 Badass
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Aug 7, 2023 17:12
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HAIL eSATA-n posted:https://arstechnica.com/space/2023/08/spacex-conducts-a-mostly-successful-test-of-its-super-heavy-booster/ *for 2.74 seconds pretty sure the concrete worked in testing too
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Aug 7, 2023 17:12
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Challenger conducts a mostly successful launch
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Aug 7, 2023 17:13
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https://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/tesla-cfo-zachary-kirkhorn-steps-down-replaced-by-vaibhav-taneja-2023-08-07/ not really anything of note in the article but the tesla CFO resigned. you won't care
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Aug 7, 2023 17:18
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WhyteRyce posted:you all laugh at musk now but what if he’s working with neuralink and tesla to make an enhanced cybernetic spine that has an enhanced connection to his brain implant You're right, this has the potential to end like one of the prototypes in Robocop.
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Aug 7, 2023 17:18
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He'll pull the Asperger's card and accuse Zuck of wanting to attack a disabled person
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Aug 7, 2023 17:18
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HAIL eSATA-n posted:https://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/tesla-cfo-zachary-kirkhorn-steps-down-replaced-by-vaibhav-taneja-2023-08-07/
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Aug 7, 2023 17:21
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https://twitter.com/JesseCohenInv/status/1688547327487737856
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Aug 7, 2023 17:23
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musk is going to coward out though honestly probably for the best, do we really want mark loving zuckerberg being a hero? the funniest possible outcome is that elon does the fight anyway but is such an untrained dipshit he holds his jaw wrong or something and zuck accidentally takes him off the mortal coil with one punch. the conflicted liberals being performative angry about it would be incredible
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Aug 7, 2023 17:24
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HAIL eSATA-n posted:https://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/tesla-cfo-zachary-kirkhorn-steps-down-replaced-by-vaibhav-taneja-2023-08-07/ lol
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Aug 7, 2023 17:27
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moist turtleneck posted:He'll pull the Asperger's card and accuse Zuck of wanting to attack a disabled person zuckerberg has loads more autism than musk
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Aug 7, 2023 17:29
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Yeah but Zuck has never admitted to having self diagnosed autism on Saturday night live
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Aug 7, 2023 17:30
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Musk is the kind of exhausting Trump was, except without the world-ending power the latter had while president making each day an existential crisis. I wouldn't mind news on the guy stopping at all.
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Aug 7, 2023 17:30
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elon's talking about how he might need surgery before the fight but i'm just here hoping he needs surgery after the fight
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Aug 7, 2023 17:31
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Nitrousoxide posted:Musk is the kind of exhausting Trump was, except without the world-ending power the latter had while president making each day an existential crisis. wrong trump is at least entertaining in a crude, shocking, bewildering kind of way elon is just an annoying, sad loser
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Aug 7, 2023 17:32
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ben shapino posted:elon's talking about how he might need surgery before the fight but i'm just here hoping he needs surgery after the fight doctor: wow, that fight really hosed you up, there's insurmountable brain damage and severe spinal fusions. musk: the fight was cancelled
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Aug 7, 2023 17:34
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🤣🤣🤣 https://twitter.com/cb_doge/status/1688030822761435136?t=Ncmxe77d-Lu3pM2YLfdKWQ&s=19
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Aug 7, 2023 17:34
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trump has made like 20 funny posts in the last 48 hours, its like comparing michael jordan to air bud
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Aug 7, 2023 17:36
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Tatsuta Age posted:this man hates humanity, so he will spend a lot of money to.. what elon. whats the plan propagating the woke mind virus
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Aug 7, 2023 17:36
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Panfilo posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1688077027818045440?t=f_4psAzFQsTIbIODp3P2fw&s=19 Elon spent 44b to help humanity And by "humanity" I mean catturd
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Aug 7, 2023 17:39
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Justin Tyme posted:Dude could build the ultimate dream home gym with selectorized functional trainers and leg press machines and poo poo and he buys a single 50 lb dumbbell If Zuck does kill Elon in the ring, I will have no choice but to vote for him for president.
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Aug 7, 2023 17:43
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moist turtleneck posted:🤣🤣🤣  
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Aug 7, 2023 17:46
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Aug 7, 2023 17:54
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RealityWarCriminal posted:it owns so much that the song about the murder of Amadou Diallo has been repurposed for and sung over by a white rapper wrestler guy from boston who loves vince mcmahon and is now a South African political song John Cena isn't exactly a republican nor a Trump lover.
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Aug 7, 2023 18:04
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rich enough to get an mri on a whim, musk be nice
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Aug 7, 2023 18:05
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Vahakyla posted:John Cena isn't exactly a republican nor a Trump lover. John Cena loves China.
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Aug 7, 2023 18:06
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Diabetic posted:I don't think Elon's a billionaire, I think everyone bought into that he is and just assumes so, so he gets the black card credit cards etc. He lives like a loving homeless person, I don't even think he actually has a home. This is why he hates WFH so much.
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Aug 7, 2023 18:07
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DrPossum posted:he's gonna do the cartoony "arms going in big circles" This just unlocked an old memory of taking karate classes in kindergarten, and the instructor taught us to swing our arms like two propellers in front of ourselves to form a punch proof shield. Some poo poo went down at the snack table and I stood up doing the swinging arm propellers. Don't remember what happened after that though 🤔
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Aug 7, 2023 18:19
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You also have to have the power of God and anime on your side for that to work
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Aug 7, 2023 18:20
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What about the power of being an incredible dork?
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Aug 7, 2023 18:25
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RBC posted:musk is 12 years old honestly, you could make this list several pages long easily. - always posting on social media, all times of the day - thinks they are an expert in every field etc etc
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Aug 7, 2023 19:01
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lol the "please sign up/log in" prompt still says ``` Don’t miss what’s happening People on Twitter are the first to know. ```
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Aug 7, 2023 19:02
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Yeah I wish.
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Aug 7, 2023 19:03
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People on X are the Xst to hear.
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Aug 7, 2023 19:11
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:i'd suck mark zuckerberg HoboCop766 has issued a correction as of 19:23 on Aug 7, 2023 |
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Aug 7, 2023 19:15
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Thoguh posted:Zuck would get his rear end absolutely handed to him by any amateur MMA fighter that you would see on a card at the local VFW on a Friday night in Nowhereville. But he'd beat the poo poo out of Musk just on the basis of having any amount of cardio and knowing a couple of moves and how to react if Musk is able to fall on top of him. Musk 100% does not know how to defend against a rear naked choke and his jaw implants would only increase the restriction of air and blood flow
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