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Flipperwaldt posted:Didn't even bother with small dog. Well I do have a secret edge on anything that stands on two legs in that I only need to wink suggestively to make it retreat in disgust.
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mycatscrimes posted:17% of American men don't understand what a chimpanzee can do yuuuuuuup
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Potato Salad posted:yuuuuuuup Isn’t it: Poke out your eyes/rip your face off Break your hands Break your jaw Rip your ding dong off As their go-to opening moves for fighting?
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'funny, I've run over all of those in my chevy'
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AFewBricksShy posted:Isn’t it: And here I thought it was just about the possibility of being shown up in hockey or skateboarding skills, this is much more concerning
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AFewBricksShy posted:Isn’t it: I used to work for someone who was missing a limb.
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venus de lmao posted:American men, in general, are too
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Potato Salad posted:chimpanzees are compact earthmoving equipment in every way that isn't OSHA compliant I'm reminded how in Yakuza 7 there's a chimp in a substory that starts operating a digger and I'm like, that's clearly the chimp going easy on them Yakuza 7 is so great
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Potato Salad posted:I used to work for someone who was missing a limb. Was this shortly after he discovered he was missing a chimp?
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That's just the wurst. Wait. poo poo.
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A Wurst-Käse Szenario.
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Something terrible has a-curd! Flattened by fromage! Dearly departed by dairy product! Parmegeano death press!
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Can't park there mate. (yay, I got to do one!)
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Dewgy posted:That’s not gouda. which is an actual Italian cheese instead of Dutch 
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FFT posted:Could have been carmasciano Correcting people about Gouda? You're a fontina of knowledge.
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Did she swallow a cat to catch the bird?? Dango Bango has a new favorite as of 23:55 on Aug 8, 2023 |
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That was Thebes, not Sparta, dumbass Putin ally!
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