AYBraham posted:

The Challenger: Redjakk

Redjakk posted:

I'm Redjakk and I'm volunteering for the Master Plan.

Zip Code [REMOVED - AA]

I was an overweight slob with no friends once upon a time but a lot of personal reflection and hard work changed that. I've got a decent job now, a lot of friends and I'm out in groups and at parties most nights of the week. I'm pretty happy with the life I have today except for one major issue. I have terrible followthrough with ladies.

I don't have any problems talking to them for hours on end and I've got dozens of numbers in the last year but I tend to end up just staring at them and deleting them a few days later because I've got a critical hangup on rejection that keeps me from manning up and calling them. Similarly, there's been several girls that I hang out with that seem interested and say things that seem to be hints they're dropping but I'm too worried about what would happen if I'm reading the signals wrong to do anything about it.

The times that I've actually gotten anywhere in the last year are when they're either all over me right that very minute to go home with them now or we find each other on Facebook and chat a bit before hand. I'm volunteering for this thing because I need something to motivate me to get over my social hangups and start enjoying life completely.

The Challenge:

AYBraham posted:

YOUR TASK:
The Master Plan demands that you go to your local Costco during a weekday lunch Hour, and use Pickup Artistry Methods (aka "PUA", or "The Mystery Method") on every single lady there that is offering giving free samples. You must take photos of each of the "HBs", and provide a trip report on what methodologies you used on each particular. Be respectful, but at the same time don't "put the pussy on the pedestal", as the phrase goes.

Bonus Points:
Actually get the digits of a Costco Free Sample lady, and follow up with her 3 days after.

EorayMel posted:

Trolling. Would have been a light probation but we're cracking down on people with lots of probations so I think it's fair to ban a guy with 5 prior probations, don't you?

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You don't have to like the show and there's nothing wrong with saying as much but I don't really see why you decided to be a complete dick in here. Too bad, if you hadn't been a dick FIVE other times you would have just gotten 12 hours for that post.

Milo and POTUS posted:

...what show?

Captain Hygiene posted:

Arivia posted:

Cow and Chicken, of all things

Philippe posted:

We're operating like the American justice system, where it's comedy sixer, comedy sixer, permaban

bawk posted:

jeffrey epstein didn't autoban

Kazinsal posted:

I decided to lick some sodium hydroxide and also a nine volt right next to each other with a quick rinse between the two. The flavour is definitely the same.

Antigravitas posted:

Antigravitas posted:

Kazinsal posted:

Out of dipshit goonery I decided to lick some sodium hydroxide and also a nine volt right next to each other with a quick rinse between the two. The flavour is definitely the same. NaOH is a bit more knife-like and a nine volt is a bit more persistent, but the way they react on the taste buds seems to be the exact same. Sharp, acidic, and electrical, but not particularly offensive.

This loving website I swear

ultrafilter posted:

The full post:

I want to know what "knife-like" means here.

ultrafilter posted:

I want to know what "knife-like" means here.

jetz0r posted:

Only one way to find out:
https://www.amazon.com/Sodium-Hydroxide-Grade-Caustic-Pound/dp/B07KNR9SVF

Grassy Knowles posted:

You dont have a recommended 9V?

Antivehicular posted:

"NaOH" is also a good onomatopoeia for the sound I make when I read about goons tasting sodium hydroxide

Discussion Quorum posted:

Was it sodium funny you forgot to laugh?

canyoneer posted:

Na

Antivehicular posted:

"NaOH" is also a good onomatopoeia for the sound I make when I read about goons tasting sodium hydroxide

antihelei posted:

Directed by: Sam Martin
Starring: Eddie Izzard, George Clooney, Matt Damon, Bernie Mac

dude u guys take this poo poo way too seriously just give up on it seriously the paper is never going to run those crappy reviews u have been writing in you're moms basement for the last 15 years since you graduated from whatsamata university with a degree in journalism. seriously you have no taste and no ability to explain what you're talking about.

RATING: 4.5

PROS: Star Cast, Interesting Cinematography
CONS: Too Ambitious

ADDITIONAL INFORMATION: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0349903/

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Oxxidation posted:

the post for reference

EorayMel posted:

I disagree with your film review and so I shall ban you.

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Will never amount to anything AND insulted my darling Flipper.

Drinkslinger posted:

I don’t have archives but I’m more interested in the context behind their permaban reason:

flavor.flv posted:

BeautifulFreak was right

Captain Hygiene posted:

I looked it up in the hopes of a laugh, but it's just an unfunny early 2000s-ish slur filled shitpost

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

I want your opinions

(USER WAS AUTOBANNED FOR THIS POST)

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Wait it takes your platinum away now???? What the gently caress this joke is gonna tear through my 20 piece

Emzedoh posted:

Check it out if you remember recursive cow milking fondly.

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

I absolutely do not