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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Inceltown posted:

A red shirt is not a red neck mate.

Indeed. A redshirt is a sacrificial crewmember destined to die in some obvious manner. Nothing to do with rednecks.

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EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer

Ambassadorofsodomy posted:

Pretty sure rednecks don't care either.

But neither do hippies or crazy people or rich douchebags

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do
I think a Bogan has to be suburban but I think of a redneck as rural

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Everyone do yourself a favour and watch "the man from Hong Kong"

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Jestery posted:

Everyone do yourself a favour and watch "the man from Hong Kong"

Don't we have enough tensions with China right now without a whole bunch of goons staring at Chinese people?

Blow
Feb 10, 2004

Jestery posted:

Everyone do yourself a favour and watch "the man from Hong Kong"

AKA The Dragon Flies.

I've heard of it. It's free on Prime. I'll download it in high quality.



Blow fucked around with this message at 05:06 on Aug 6, 2023

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Bogans absolutely do care what people think of them, just near-exclusively other bogans. And also usually actively trying to piss off almost anyone non-bogan.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Blow posted:

AKA The Dragon Flies.

I've heard of it. It's free on Prime. I'll download it in high quality.





dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DuKOQSA5Jk

:australia:

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD
I love that the very first video is a guy listening to Babushka.

KajiTheMelonMan
Sep 2, 2004

I killed a Tuskarr

Should be a thing with Tourism Aus, most honest description of everyday Australians

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Extremely :australia:

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

We are a sick people. Dude drives his car onto a vacant lot to crush plover chicks to death on their nest while parents looked on. loving Queensland. Cost him $718 fine.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
Queenslanders are sick people

bee
Dec 17, 2008


Do you often sing or whistle just for fun?
What the gently caress is wrong with people

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
The cum trees will be flowering soon, can't wait.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

The cum trees will be flowering soon, can't wait.

As Burke sung at the start of every show, "Give me a home amongst the cum trees, with extra cum please"

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

The cum trees will be flowering soon, can't wait.

Don’t remember this Cold Chisel song tbh

NPR Journalizard
Feb 14, 2008

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

The cum trees will be flowering soon, can't wait.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/science/2022-10-29/ornamental-pear-trees-smell-like-semen-attract-hover-flies/101574928

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

The cum trees will be flowering soon, can't wait.

The new cleaning stuff they use on the floors at work smells like cum. Not just faintly either. It's like having your head in a teenage boy's used tissue stash.

When they first started using it you could watch people walk onto the floor from the lift and just stop dead for a moment as their brains recognised the smell, then quickly keep moving pretending nothing had happened.

So far no one's complained, but I'm pretty sure that's because no one wants to be first to go, "Hey, why does everything smell so strongly of cum now?"

Maximum Sexy Pigeon
Jun 5, 2008

We must never speak of this!
Where else but Cumland?

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
the suburbs are alive with the smell of cum

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Anyone who likes pears is a freak. Weird mushy fruit.

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Megillah Gorilla posted:

The new cleaning stuff they use on the floors at work smells like cum. Not just faintly either. It's like having your head in a teenage boy's used tissue stash.

When they first started using it you could watch people walk onto the floor from the lift and just stop dead for a moment as their brains recognised the smell, then quickly keep moving pretending nothing had happened.

So far no one's complained, but I'm pretty sure that's because no one wants to be first to go, "Hey, why does everything smell so strongly of cum now?"

:cumpolice:

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
“wouldn't know a tram was up him until the conductor rang a bell”

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

The cum trees will be flowering soon, can't wait.

Oz has those damned things too?

Whoforthenwhat
Sep 20, 2009

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Oz has those damned things too?

Yeah, Canberra has heaps too . So the cum smell isn't just in the prayer room at parliament house.

Autisanal Cheese
Nov 29, 2010

https://7news.com.au/news/gold-coast/more-than-200-people-evacuated-from-the-gold-coasts-draculas-cabaret-amid-fire-c-11531676

Oh no, not Dracula's!

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

But Dracula's are allergic to fire. :(

(or maybe that's Frankenstein's I dunno.)

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do
I have one of those dudes on my nature strip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m-8l3V38Ps

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Heading home for a month, it's been 5 years since the last visit. Any suggestions to get in touch with my cultural roots?

So far I've got:

poo poo pub with sticky floors
-VB (bottle)
-EB (can)
-Swan Draft (tap)
-Bundy and coke (just for funsies)
-Steak Sandwich

Roadhouse/servo cusine
-Chico roll
-Cheese and tomato toastie
-Vegi burger the lot with bacon
-Mocha Dare

Nature
-See a kangaroo (roadkill)
-See an emu (roadkill)

Extra curriculars
-Smoke some ditch weed :canada:

Activities
-Go to the beach and get dumped
-Sunburnt
-And sneered at by beach babes

That's all I've got. Maybe find some live music? Does Perth have that anymore? I think they shut everything down in the 2000's.

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do
Fall asleep in the fetal position behind the machines at a pokies

Beardcrumb
Sep 24, 2018

An absolute gronk with a face like a chewed mango.

Outrail posted:

Does Perth have that anymore? I think they shut everything down in the 2000's.

I'll never forgive what they did to the Hydey. So many memories getting in at 16 and having punk singers spit beer on my face while we all moshed on sticky carpet.

Haven't been back to Perth in 10 years. Is Mojos still a thing? Thinking of visiting boomtown later this year and similarly would like to catch some local bands.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Outrail posted:

Heading home for a month, it's been 5 years since the last visit. Any suggestions to get in touch with my cultural roots?

So far I've got:
-Chico roll

I believe these were made illegal in 1999. Just one of many things parliament made sure would not escape the 90's

Maximum Sexy Pigeon
Jun 5, 2008

We must never speak of this!
- Not being able to afford a rental
- Beat up by cops that are fathers of the nazis you're protesting
- assaulted by a sovcit cooker
- fire ants

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

dr_rat posted:

I believe these were made illegal in 1999. Just one of many things parliament made sure would not escape the 90's

gently caress off what?

Beardcrumb posted:

I'll never forgive what they did to the Hydey. So many memories getting in at 16 and having punk singers spit beer on my face while we all moshed on sticky carpet.

Haven't been back to Perth in 10 years. Is Mojos still a thing? Thinking of visiting boomtown later this year and similarly would like to catch some local bands.

I'll never forgive them for shutting down the Grovesner on noise complaints. Great job you posh nimby fuckwits

E: almost forgot: Cosmo's Kebab. please tell me they're still going

Outrail fucked around with this message at 04:37 on Aug 9, 2023

ili
Jul 26, 2003


Outrail posted:

Heading home for a month, it's been 5 years since the last visit. Any suggestions to get in touch with my cultural roots?

So far I've got:

poo poo pub with sticky floors
-VB (bottle)
-EB (can)
-Swan Draft (tap)
-Bundy and coke (just for funsies)
-Steak Sandwich

Probably throw in a parmigiana there hey. Go for a roast too if there's the chance.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Outrail posted:

Heading home for a month, it's been 5 years since the last visit. Any suggestions to get in touch with my cultural roots?

So far I've got:

- Go to the casino and get urinated on by a rugby player.

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Megillah Gorilla posted:

- Go to the casino and get urinated on by a rugby player.

It's "the Cass"

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NPR Journalizard
Feb 14, 2008

Beardcrumb posted:

I'll never forgive what they did to the Hydey. So many memories getting in at 16 and having punk singers spit beer on my face while we all moshed on sticky carpet.

Haven't been back to Perth in 10 years. Is Mojos still a thing? Thinking of visiting boomtown later this year and similarly would like to catch some local bands.

Depends on what sort of music you are into I guess

Mojos is still trucking along,
Rechabite has some good stuff
Jack Rabbit Slims
Amplifier is still a thing, amazingly
Joes Juice Joint if you still want someone to spit on you

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