[MUSK] All core systems are now on X.com (UPDATE BOOKMARKS)

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I have it on good authority that X and its founder Elon Musk are "ftw" and can say for a fact that payouts from X are infinitely greater than those from Skip Scooters over the span of 1-2 days

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boethius: Jul 10, 2001; Space bunnies have three ears

blazin� my glory over here

# ? Aug 8, 2023 17:13

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

i swear dogedesigner is just elon and he's funneling money to himself

# ? Aug 8, 2023 17:20

Vomik: Jul 29, 2003; This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan

why did Larry promote his post on X? is he trying to reach us?

# ? Aug 8, 2023 17:33

Burn Zone: May 22, 2004

edit: it's used

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Burn Zone has issued a correction as of 18:19 on Aug 8, 2023

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CLAM DOWN: Feb 13, 2007

# ? Aug 8, 2023 18:20

Tatsuta Age: Apr 21, 2005; so good at being in trouble

CLAM DOWN posted:

you wont care

# ? Aug 8, 2023 18:23

Burn Zone: May 22, 2004

CLAM DOWN posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZdmZa_-8ug

# ? Aug 8, 2023 18:24

TheMightyBoops: Nov 1, 2016

CLAM DOWN posted:

That kids gonna be so hosed up. Remember when she was like making them watch Hostel or some poo poo as an infant for some reason?

# ? Aug 8, 2023 18:24

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

what did they name the secret daughter?

# ? Aug 8, 2023 18:29

TheMightyBoops: Nov 1, 2016

moist turtleneck posted:

what did they name the secret daughter?

.S�Rp3nt0~r()

# ? Aug 8, 2023 18:31

Speleothing: May 6, 2008; Spare batteries are pretty key.

Axa is what I have heard

# ? Aug 8, 2023 18:34

Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Watching; Bread Liar

CLAM DOWN posted:

elon: who?

# ? Aug 8, 2023 18:35

Last Chance: Dec 31, 2004

TheMightyBoops posted:

.S�Rp3nt0~r()

lol I could almost see it

# ? Aug 8, 2023 18:37

Slotducks: Oct 16, 2008; Nobody puts Phil in a corner.

moist turtleneck posted:

what did they name the secret daughter?

you wont care

# ? Aug 8, 2023 18:38

RBC: Nov 23, 2007; IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888

nothing on the last two pages make any sense to me

# ? Aug 8, 2023 18:40

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

be respectful to our son, X Æ A-Xii

# ? Aug 8, 2023 18:41

RC Cola: Aug 1, 2011; Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

RBC posted:

nothing on the last two pages make any sense to me

you wont care

# ? Aug 8, 2023 18:42

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

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spacemang_spliff: Nov 29, 2014; wide pickle

grimes seems really really annoying irl

# ? Aug 8, 2023 18:46

ben shapino: Nov 22, 2020

shyduck posted:

they should be in jail

# ? Aug 8, 2023 18:46

Diabetic: Sep 29, 2006; When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world Diabeetus.

God in Heaven, how did Grimes get to adulthood?

# ? Aug 8, 2023 18:48

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she didn't

# ? Aug 8, 2023 18:49

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why do you think elon likes her so much

# ? Aug 8, 2023 18:50

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

shyduck posted:

# ? Aug 8, 2023 18:51

Diabetic: Sep 29, 2006; When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world Diabeetus.

Parity warning posted:

why do you think elon likes her so much

Because she's loving stupid as he is and probably believes his racist/eugenics poo poo?

# ? Aug 8, 2023 18:51

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

the airplane is my contribution

# ? Aug 8, 2023 18:58

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

x sent me this notification and i dont want to dismiss it yet

# ? Aug 8, 2023 18:58

burnishedfume: Mar 8, 2011; You really are a louse...

shyduck posted:

Chelsea Manning deserves better

# ? Aug 8, 2023 19:24

mad.radhu: Jan 8, 2006; Fun Shoe

Al! posted:

x sent me this notification and i dont want to dismiss it yet

lol

# ? Aug 8, 2023 19:33

Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

moist turtleneck posted:

what did they name the secret daughter?

404

baby not found

# ? Aug 8, 2023 19:40

RBC: Nov 23, 2007; IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888

talking with my baby momma about our favorite jet fighter

i like the f15 but shes really more a Gyrfalcon girl

not sure if its gonna work out

# ? Aug 8, 2023 19:57

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Diabetic posted:

God in Heaven, how did Grimes get to adulthood?

she once gave herself scurvy from eating nothing but buttered pasta for a year

# ? Aug 8, 2023 19:59

RBC: Nov 23, 2007; IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

she once gave herself scurvy from eating nothing but buttered pasta for a year

a story like thats gotta be true

# ? Aug 8, 2023 20:01

The REAL Goobusters: Apr 25, 2008

CLAM DOWN posted:

lol these people loving suck so much

# ? Aug 8, 2023 20:13

Dongicus: Jun 12, 2015

Maed posted:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Plank Walker posted:

his name is my name too

whenever we go out,

the people always shout

there goes

shyduck posted:

didnt read

# ? Aug 8, 2023 20:28

titty_baby_: Nov 11, 2015

RBC posted:

a story like thats gotta be true

No

I do.believe there was trace amounts of tomato sauce

# ? Aug 8, 2023 20:29

Durf: Aug 16, 2017

RBC posted:

talking with my baby momma about our favorite jet fighter

erm actually its a spy plane

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

she once gave herself scurvy from eating nothing but buttered pasta for a year

also this

quote:

Claire Boucher and William Gratz had their sights set on the southern reaches of the Mississippi River when they packed their chickens, a sewing machine and 20 pounds of potatoes into a houseboat they crafted from scratch.

Calling themselves Veruschka and Zelda Xox, river names worthy of the grand adventure they envisioned, the young couple pushed off from the riverbank in north Minneapolis the first week of June.

Now their vessel, the "Velvet Glove Cast in Iron," is marooned in the Minneapolis impound lot. The chickens were seized by animal control, and Boucher, 21, and Gratz, 23, have abandoned their hope of reliving the enduring tradition of river lore.

https://www.startribune.com/this-boat-don-t-float/49134952/?c=y&page=all&prepage=1#continue

she was basically every early goon project. her an Elon should have moved to the west texas desert to live off potatoes and bees.

# ? Aug 8, 2023 20:29

Dongicus: Jun 12, 2015

Durf posted:

erm actually its a spy plane

also this

https://www.startribune.com/this-boat-don-t-float/49134952/?c=y&page=all&prepage=1#continue

she was basically every early goon project. her an Elon should have moved to the west texas desert to live off potatoes and bees.

didnt read this either

# ? Aug 8, 2023 20:31

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Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

Durf posted:

erm actually its a spy plane

also this

https://www.startribune.com/this-boat-don-t-float/49134952/?c=y&page=all&prepage=1#continue

she was basically every early goon project. her an Elon should have moved to the west texas desert to live off potatoes and bees.

It's entered MN folklore to the point that at the last State Fair someone made seed art of "That Time Grimes Tried to Float Down the Mississippi but Her Boat Got Stuck"

I tried with all my might to find a pic of the art piece, but no luck.

# ? Aug 8, 2023 20:48

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