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Elviscat posted:Why is the water piss? Cops piss in public all the time, see my previous post about the horse cop.
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I have never wanted to know more and less at the same time
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Aug 8, 2023 08:37
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Of course they need a holiday, they've clearly worked themselves flat footed! 
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Aug 8, 2023 08:52
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Their left foot has a dick.
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Knormal posted:Their left foot has a dick. Well, you know what they say about big feet.
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Milo and POTUS posted:I have never wanted to know more and less at the same time Photoshop. I'm sorry.
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Maybe this is a thing we'll start seeing on dating sites, guys giving themselves monstrous gargantuan hobbit feet to show off their various implied girths
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Karate Bastard posted:Maybe this is a thing we'll start seeing on dating sites, guys giving themselves monstrous gargantuan hobbit feet to show off their various implied girths Please god let this happen. Which god would be in charge of humor anyway, dionysus
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Whimsicalfuckery posted:Dehumanise yourself and face to bloodshed I sent you that video in confidence!
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Is that not how you're supposed to eat pickles?
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 Yes, I would like to take advantage of your pickle draining service Employee at the pickle sucking factory:
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Aug 8, 2023 23:23
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Someone please reverse this. Thank you in advance.
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Jamesman posted:Someone please reverse this. Thank you in advance. https://i.imgur.com/HK59Y4j.mp4 Be sure to unmute 
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Captain Hygiene posted:https://i.imgur.com/HK59Y4j.mp4 So that is how they make pickles?
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Inceltown posted:So that is how they make pickles? Cucumber goes in, Pickle comes out. It's simple science.
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Aug 9, 2023 00:03
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I'm Japanese girl number 3 in the background.
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redshirt posted:I'm Japanese girl number 3 in the background. I kinda want to know what #4 in the back has to say. Seems like she might have some opinions.
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redshirt posted:I'm Japanese girl number 3 in the background. very  energy
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For a minute I was all like "who the gently caress would melt a slice of cheese onto a steak"
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That elote looks like poo poo, but seriously what the hell is going on with that steak?
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Dick Burglar posted:That elote looks like poo poo, but seriously what the hell is going on with that steak? The photographer got overexcited.
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There are some steak houses that will, upon request, dip the whole thing in molten lard just prior to serving. I'm guessing that's what happened and the photographer waited long enough for the lard to start resolidifying.
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Devils Affricate posted:There are some steak houses that will, upon request, dip the whole thing in molten lard just prior to serving. I'm guessing that's what happened and the photographer waited long enough for the lard to start resolidifying. Somehow this feels weirder than the photographer just jerking off on it before the photo
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Devils Affricate posted:There are some steak houses that will, upon request, dip the whole thing in molten lard just prior to serving. I'm guessing that's what happened and the photographer waited long enough for the lard to start resolidifying. 
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Devils Affricate posted:There are some steak houses that will, upon request, dip the whole thing in molten lard just prior to serving. I'm guessing that's what happened and the photographer waited long enough for the lard to start resolidifying. Why grill it then lard-dip it instead of deep-frying it? Or confiting it in a slow-cooker if that's your preference?
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Nobody is getting a steak dipped in lard at longhorn lol
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I think the posters getting confused. It's the costumer that gets lard dipped before they start eating not the stake. This is just done for the amusement of others at the establishment, so they can watch them desperately try and grab their stake as it continually just swoopes out of their hands. This is the type of thing that differentiates a fine dining establishment vs a cheaper venue, their attention to ensuring their customers always leave feeling they've being thoroughly entertained.
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Guys I think it’s just cum.
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Captain Hygiene posted:https://i.imgur.com/HK59Y4j.mp4 Thank you. It's everything I hoped it would be.
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