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I'm pretty sure at this point Jim Davis' job description is "sitting around on a big pile of money"
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Oh good, he's trying to pivot into becoming a streetwear brand. You pivot from doing one thing to another. I’m not sure it’s a pivot when you go from not being a Garfield license to not making a dating show to not running a branding marketplace to not continuing your comedy podcast to not selling ugly tshirts.
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GarfieldEATS: Haha wow this makes me super uncomfortable, God BlessFrank Frank posted:This cannot be real: It's even funnier knowing there's not a hint of humour in his 3rd person LinkedIn post speak.
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Aug 5, 2023 16:52
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"iconic" slogan Literally no one would know that slogan, Nathen Also I wish for once he would stop doing that GODAMN DUCK FACE
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Aug 5, 2023 17:53
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He won’t ever stop making that face Ever
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in care you're wondering - yes, you're wrong. garfield's iconic slogan, loved and recognized by millions, is not 'i hate mondays'. it is 'love me, feed me, don't leave me'. or was, prior to the history-shattering leadership of the modern alexander the great, canada's own nathen mazri
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We all know the real iconic Garfield catchphrase! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjvYmE9B4V4
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Frank Frank posted:Make the same shirt on redbubble and start advertising it on his IG He’s going to send the Egazoids after you
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Mozi posted:in care you're wondering - yes, you're wrong. garfield's iconic slogan, loved and recognized by millions, is not 'i hate mondays'. it is 'love me, feed me, don't leave me'. or was, prior to the history-shattering leadership of the modern alexander the great, canada's own nathen mazri
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The critical moment he boldly changed "never," to "don't," was the moment Nathen Mazri knew he'd become the youngest inductee into the Egeez Marketing and Licensing Hall of Fame
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Aug 6, 2023 02:14
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Literally no one else could have made that change
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The Mazri Effect
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Aug 6, 2023 03:30
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Mazri Effect 3 somehow still had a better ending that Mass Effect 3.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Mazri Effect 3 somehow still had a better ending that Mass Effect 3. All three endings are bright orange.
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:All three endings are bright orange. “My god, it’s full of Garf”
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:All three endings are bright orange. The orange ending, of course, is to cleanse this bitch of an Earth and enact Arabiolosis
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Every time I think Nathen has lost his touch with all the extreme right wing activity he spends three days manically trying to promote a shirt as the greatest product ever released and he's back.
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steinrokkan posted:The orange ending, of course, is to cleanse this bitch of an Earth and enact Arabiolosis The human entergagality project.
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Aug 7, 2023 17:47
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Lmao Nathen’s t-shirts ship to Canada only. The lasagnas I get, but t-shirts?
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Frank Frank posted:Lmao Nathen’s t-shirts ship to Canada only. The lasagnas I get, but t-shirts? Love me. Feed me. Don't ship outside of Canada.
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Aug 8, 2023 12:35
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Frank Frank posted:Lmao Nathen’s t-shirts ship to Canada only. The lasagnas I get, but t-shirts? What a cheap mother fucker lol.
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Aug 8, 2023 16:01
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ten lasagnas says hes gonna hand deliver them
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Aug 8, 2023 16:07
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Shipping is only a problem if he sells any
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Frank Frank posted:Lmao Nathen’s t-shirts ship to Canada only. The lasagnas I get, but t-shirts? I donno why he is putting a rule (shipping glitzier of Canada) on something that won’t come up anyway.
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Why the hell would anyone anywhere want to pay good money for a shirt with the slogan of his failed restaurant.
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BigBadSteve posted:Why the hell would anyone anywhere want to pay good money for a shirt with the slogan of his failed restaurant. to slip the surly bonds of this mundane earth and touch the face of Garf
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Duckman2008 posted:glitzier of Canada 
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FARM2SKIN is his most unsettling phrase.
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The underlined “don’t” still makes me laugh. I’m not sure whether he’s trying to emphasize the word itself or just to convince Viacom not to sue him because it’s not identical to Garfield’s “catchphrase”* *(“Love me, feed me, never leave me” is not Garfield’s catchphrase)
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Frank Frank posted:The underlined “don’t” still makes me laugh. I’m not sure whether he’s trying to emphasize the word itself or just to convince Viacom not to sue him because it’s not identical to Garfield’s “catchphrase”* I’m sure it’s 1 weird trick in his mind.
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pseudanonymous posted:I’m sure it’s 1 weird trick in his mind. If you asked him to explain it, I am 100% sure the answer you would receive would be mentally exhausting
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Aug 9, 2023 16:51
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Dude's just obsessed with farms. Even when it's barely applicable.
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Frank Frank posted:The underlined “don’t” still makes me laugh. I’m not sure whether he’s trying to emphasize the word itself or just to convince Viacom not to sue him because it’s not identical to Garfield’s “catchphrase”* I think he once genuinely got the phrase wrong on accident on his branding and now has called attention to himself getting it wrong by claiming it was on purpose. I think the underlining is just to reinforce the point.
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Nobody ever leaves the skin farm.
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A24 PRESENTS FARM2SKIN
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it puts the farm on its skin or else it gets the garffuchino again
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This Fall Enter a new dimension of terror Saw 9 Farm2Skin
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The fact he puts that "signature" on it and everything else like he's a celebrity anyone wants anything to do with is just mind blowing to me
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I’m not going to say it broke his brain because it was obviously too late for that, but becoming a minor internet phenomenon with his bizarre restaurant idea seems to have really fixated him on his “fans” with absolutely no understanding of the fact that they’re more gawkers than anything else.
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