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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Scratch Monkey posted:

https://i.imgur.com/dTK6l7z.mp4

is it me or are those tiles coming off a little easier than is comfortable?

Seems like it would be really fun to sing Jingle Bells doing this job.


Physics is awesome.

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holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden
Trying to think of some kind of defense for the knife guy but... I got nothin lol

PSA for the day: don't poke yourself with sharp knives

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ResponsibleIdealisticBufflehead-mobile.mp4

nomad2020
Jan 30, 2007

holtemon posted:

Trying to think of some kind of defense for the knife guy but... I got nothin lol

PSA for the day: don't poke yourself with sharp knives


How else are you going to test your new AliExpress stab proof t-shirt?

das hipster
Mar 7, 2005


Harry_Potato posted:

This one combine cheese and AI into the perfect murder.

https://www.cnn.com/2023/08/08/europe/italian-cheesemaker-dies-italy-intl-scli/index.html

An Italian cheesemaker died on Sunday after being crushed by thousands of rounds of Grana Padano cheese in the aging room of his factory in Bergamo, northern Italy, local authorities said.

Giacomo Chiapparini, 74, had entered the aging room to check the automatic robot used to clean the cheese rounds during the aging process in his company’s warehouse, according to the Bergamo Carabinieri.

It took more than 11 hours to find Chiapparini’s body under the cheese rounds.

That's how I want to go

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Wasabi the J posted:

The family explicitly said that's bullshit.

Next you’ll tell me that that Capitol rioter didn’t tase his balls.

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Harry_Potato posted:

This one combine cheese and AI into the perfect murder.
The only AI involved seems to be An Italian.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
Practical flamethrowering

https://i.imgur.com/hTwYGZB.mp4

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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And mods said that no good ever came of flaming. :smug:

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


Virtual Railfan caught a quality truckfuckling today:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XhvgRNVPFQ

He doesn't pull forward because he's wanting to make an immediate left turn.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011


I was expecting some reverse lights.

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

Man that's got to take a lot of man-hours to finish across an entire stadium. Feels like it would be easier if they just had a mechanism that filled the entire stadium with flames at once, to speed things up.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

PurpleXVI posted:

Man that's got to take a lot of man-hours to finish across an entire stadium. Feels like it would be easier if they just had a mechanism that filled the entire stadium with flames at once, to speed things up.

I've got some ideas, but how would you apply the flame evenly to each seat consistently?

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

PurpleXVI posted:

Man that's got to take a lot of man-hours to finish across an entire stadium. Feels like it would be easier if they just had a mechanism that filled the entire stadium with flames at once, to speed things up.

The UK figured it out once, decided to go with other methods

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



FuturePastNow posted:

Virtual Railfan caught a quality truckfuckling today:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XhvgRNVPFQ

He doesn't pull forward because he's wanting to make an immediate left turn.
is the continued horn blasting the equivalent of the train cussing out the truck driver?

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

PurpleXVI posted:

Man that's got to take a lot of man-hours to finish across an entire stadium. Feels like it would be easier if they just had a mechanism that filled the entire stadium with flames at once, to speed things up.
Everyone else just has Rammstein visit once in a while

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Wasabi the J posted:

The family explicitly said that's bullshit.

Yea, cause you know who I am gonna believe, is some rich british vacationers.

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

"What am I gonna do, stab myself?" --Man who stabbed himself

CatstropheWaitress
Nov 26, 2017

FuturePastNow posted:

Virtual Railfan caught a quality truckfuckling today:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XhvgRNVPFQ

He doesn't pull forward because he's wanting to make an immediate left turn.

It's bewildering why he doesn't pull forward as the horn starts, but it does feel like the warning signs should have flashed way way earlier. He just clears them before it starts, and it's only about 40 seconds between them flashing and the train flying through.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Any time that multiple people are backing up on a public roadway, you ought to consider leaving the area.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

It's actually only 23 seconds (lights and horns start at 0:23, train enters the crossing at 0:56) but also 20 seconds should be more than enough to clear the <5m of a train crossing. Assuming of course you don't just sit there idly.

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
my infant child reads this thread please tag your stabbings

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Donny Don’t!

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS posted:

my infant child reads this thread please tag your stabbings

My infant child is loving hyped for stabbings don’t listen to this weenie

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

mobby_6kl posted:

Everyone else just has Rammstein visit once in a while



lock up your 14 year olds, the du hast guy is in town

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Harry_Potato posted:

Giacomo Chiapparini, 74, had entered the aging room
Yeah, I see your problem right away here.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

tactlessbastard posted:

My infant child is loving hyped for stabbings don’t listen to this weenie

How to train a warrior

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

redshirt posted:

How to train a warrior

see this, kiddo? dont do that

e: unless you lost a bunch of animes

then do that but dont be a pussy

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

CatstropheWaitress posted:

It's bewildering why he doesn't pull forward as the horn starts, but it does feel like the warning signs should have flashed way way earlier. He just clears them before it starts, and it's only about 40 seconds between them flashing and the train flying through.

Look if he pulls forward he'll miss his left turn, and that'll add minutes to his trip

5er
Jun 1, 2000



How many people has that setup killed?

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

5er posted:

How many people has that setup killed?

I'm pretty sure everyone in that picture is dead.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Deteriorata posted:

I'm pretty sure everyone in that picture is dead.

It’s from 1896, so you are unquestionably correct.

das hipster
Mar 7, 2005


Platystemon posted:

It’s from 1896, so you are unquestionably correct.

Look at this rube who thinks vampires don't exist

silentsnack
Mar 19, 2009

Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

das hipster posted:

Look at this rube who thinks vampires don't exist

vampires, noted for needing a bunch of made-up bullshit rules to determine whether they're dead or alive and whether they have a reflection in mirrors or appear in photographs

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

hey what up bro

-last words of the previous tenant of vampire house

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

possible OSHA adjacent question:

do neighborhood kids who drop a bag of flaming dog poo poo get chased or do they tolerate?

same question with garlic

please answer soon i see fangs

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus

I know there's a cable that is gently lowering it down and I also know there were no video cameras then but I want to see a video of that thing coming down freely with people riding in it.

Also please spoil it so I don't have to look at it until I'm mentally prepared.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

goon zipline with 1000% more mustache wax

most of it was on facial hair

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ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rz39czpC0z1r0uzl6.mp4

:stonk:
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rz2wi4kfZ51r0uzl6.mp4

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