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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Also I got a yt ad for some scam my project funded by Elon Musk and Bill Gates where Canadians invest $250 and get regular cheques for $1000. It’s a pyramid scheme or something. But no way to report

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GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Buce posted:

this been said before but it's infuriating how youtube recommends rightwing/fascist bullshit no matter how often you block the channels and try in vain to coach the algorithm. just a loving joke

Mine definitely does not do this and is mostly filled with David Letterman episodes from the 1980s

could be either:
1) Regional settings for Americans
2) If you watch any 'news' on youtube it probably assumes you have brainworms and starts showing other political crap

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

GolfHole posted:

Mine definitely does not do this and is mostly filled with David Letterman episodes from the 1980s

could be either:
1) Regional settings for Americans
2) If you watch any 'news' on youtube it probably assumes you have brainworms and starts showing other political crap

This constantly happens with me in Norway even though all I watch is videos about math and multiple-hour long videos on old videogames. Doesn't matter how often I press "do not recommend this channel" it always comes back.
Edit: what's extra cool is when I have my 9 year old kid here and he's watched a video about zelda or fortnite my entire feed is all alt-right bullshit, small ben, joe rogan and loving jordan peterson.

Biplane fucked around with this message at 15:35 on Aug 8, 2023

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Biplane posted:

This constantly happens with me in Norway even though all I watch is videos about math and multiple-hour long videos on old videogames. Doesn't matter how often I press "do not recommend this channel" it always comes back.
Edit: what's extra cool is when I have my 9 year old kid here and he's watched a video about zelda or fortnite my entire feed is all alt-right bullshit, small ben, joe rogan and loving jordan peterson.

Same! I’m in Sweden and I get local and US RW dogshit despite having several indicators that I am very much not interested in that poo poo

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Biplane posted:

my entire feed is all alt-right bullshit, small ben, joe rogan and loving jordan peterson.

I made a fresh account for school and regularly gets these suggestions after I saved a few “intro to debating” videos.

Ben doesn’t debate! I used him as an example of the Gish gallop

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.




they can't even escape it

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

thats cause theyre losing market share to slack, which now has video conferencing and is better than zoom in pretty much every single way for internal meetings

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


surely making your employees more miserable is the ticket to getting out of this rut!

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver
Not allowing your employees to use the company's product because management believes it makes them less competitive is a strong move.

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

Most back to the office pushes come down to some mixture of these two:
  • Sunk cost fallacy on their office space.
  • Managers who are worried someone will notice they don't have anything to do when they're not in the office.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Slotducks posted:



they can't even escape it

It's ironic. They can enable others to WFH, but not themselves.

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

Professor Shark posted:

Also I got a yt ad for some scam my project funded by Elon Musk and Bill Gates where Canadians invest $250 and get regular cheques for $1000. It’s a pyramid scheme or something. But no way to report

podcast commercials are even worse, it's now to the point if a service advertises on podcasts I do not trust it's legit. that's where the buy-gold scams have gone, I ain't trusting poo poo from that marketplace. we regulated advertising, but only for existing media like tv and magazines. poo poo like YT and podcasts are the wild west.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

redshirt posted:

I'm sorry about your lack of rain. Here we've gotten so much extra rain everything is mud and wet and I've never seen it so wet in over 10 years. Wish I could send you some extra wetness.

Same. Wettest July ever here. The flooding impact was the greatest since 1927, and the only reason that impact was so great THEN was because the complete lack of any sort of modern flood control/infrastructure.
https://www.weather.gov/btv/The-Gre...ne%20in%202011.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Professor Shark posted:

Also I got a yt ad for some scam my project funded by Elon Musk and Bill Gates where Canadians invest $250 and get regular cheques for $1000. It’s a pyramid scheme or something. But no way to report

Yeah I got this too.

Mostly identified this as total bullshit scam, but a part of me wondered if Elon and Bill were actually involved in this bullshit scam.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

DrBouvenstein posted:

Same. Wettest July ever here. The flooding impact was the greatest since 1927, and the only reason that impact was so great THEN was because the complete lack of any sort of modern flood control/infrastructure.
https://www.weather.gov/btv/The-Gre...ne%20in%202011.

I've been digging it because for the last few years we've been in drought conditions and I've been worried about my well going dry, so all this water is like a huge deposit on the future of my well.

Sorry if you got flooded.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

DrBouvenstein posted:

Same. Wettest July ever here. The flooding impact was the greatest since 1927, and the only reason that impact was so great THEN was because the complete lack of any sort of modern flood control/infrastructure.
https://www.weather.gov/btv/The-Gre...ne%20in%202011.

They're gonna need to keep adding onto the end of that. I got 6" of rain in a few hours last week. And the forecast just keeps it coming!

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Outrail posted:

Yeah I got this too.

Mostly identified this as total bullshit scam, but a part of me wondered if Elon and Bill were actually involved in this bullshit scam.

I like to check out my Junk folder that is full of stuff that is automatically identified as scams and a lot of them cite Elon Musk, so I’m guessing no

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Professor Shark posted:

I like to check out my Junk folder that is full of stuff that is automatically identified as scams and a lot of them cite Elon Musk, so I’m guessing no

Assuming Musk is involved in scams is a generally sensible thing to do tho

Talorat
Sep 18, 2007

Hahaha! Aw come on, I can't tell you everything right away! That would make for a boring story, don't you think?

Outrail posted:

Yeah I got this too.

Mostly identified this as total bullshit scam, but a part of me wondered if Elon and Bill were actually involved in this bullshit scam.

This is actually a pretty well known one, they use ai generated videos of the celebs to build credibility. There was a huge scam using Trump’s name and likeness that was recently dismantled, but not before scamming a shitload of gullible chuds out of their money.

armpit_enjoyer
Jan 25, 2023

my god. it's full of posts

Slotducks posted:



they can't even escape it

drat looks like a whole slew of talented workers are in the market for a new employer all of a sudden huh

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

armpit_enjoyer posted:

drat looks like a whole slew of talented workers are in the market for a new employer all of a sudden huh

Oh right, I forgot about that one. It's also a way to reduce headcount.

Resdfru
Jun 4, 2004

I'm a freak on a leash.

ThinkTank posted:

I don't own a Ford but I saw them advertising the FordPass app which seems to have moved features like remote unlock and remote start to your phone (presumably to make it a monthly subscription feature). It takes all your driving and personal data and in exchange you get exciting FordPass reward points which it helpfully suggests you can redeem for badges to give you bragging rights over your friends.

You can, however, hand your digital key to anyone else with the FordPass app to unlock and start your car which seems like the most insane security vulnerability imaginable but cool I guess that's somehow better than just lending my friends my car keys on the incredibly rare occasion someone else drives my car?

Hasn't every car had an app for those remote features for ages now? Are you saying they're putting it in the app and removing it from the key fob? Cause if so then yea that's beyond dumb.

Sharing the digital key seems fine imo. A scary hacker needs physical access to your car in order to do anything. And anyone with physical access to your car and the ability to steal your digital key could probably steal your car using a more traditional method. The only issue I could see is if the digital key allowed access to the GPS location of the car and then a remote hacker could sell it to someone local or something but that seems super unlikely

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

if you open your car by any means other than a physical key, the car companies are laughing at you.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

mawarannahr posted:

if you open your car by any means other than a physical key, the car companies are laughing at you.

Does the remote unlock fob count as they key? Mine is built INTO the actual key, if that helps?

My car also still needs an actual physical, metal key inserted and turned to start, no push-button. It's a 2019, so surprised it ISN'T just an RFID (or whatever they are) fob. I'm guessing it'll be the last (new/newish) car I own that still uses one.

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

DrBouvenstein posted:

Does the remote unlock fob count as they key? Mine is built INTO the actual key, if that helps?

My car also still needs an actual physical, metal key inserted and turned to start, no push-button. It's a 2019, so surprised it ISN'T just an RFID (or whatever they are) fob. I'm guessing it'll be the last (new/newish) car I own that still uses one.
It's all a scam, my friend. thankfully, because of all the shortages, you're lucky if you even find a car for sale that has a fob receiver. no joke.

Triikan
Feb 23, 2007
Most Loved
Ford pass is in addition to the key fob, and you're not required at all to use it. It's free to use, and it can come in handy on certain very specific occasions. The basic functions are free forever (though I'm sure at some point there will be a shutoff for older vehicles or the network older cars run on will get shutdown and you'll lose it or have to pay for new hardware).

I'm sure Ford is collecting telematics out the rear end and will try to sell the data or use it in a way that's lovely, though.

Resdfru
Jun 4, 2004

I'm a freak on a leash.

mawarannahr posted:

if you open your car by any means other than a physical key, the car companies are laughing at you.

I'll laugh right along with them when I start my car up to cool down from 110 degrees while I'm getting ready to go out

Or in winter to heat it up

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

That zoom thing must be a “we want to lay off workers “ move someone mentioned

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

surely this bodes well for my therapy group that does all our stuff via zoom

what could go wrong

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Talorat posted:

This is actually a pretty well known one, they use ai generated videos of the celebs to build credibility. There was a huge scam using Trump’s name and likeness that was recently dismantled, but not before scamming a shitload of gullible chuds out of their money.

Lol. Who falls for this poo poo? I wouldn't give my own mother an investment money if my life depended on it

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON
Uh yeah a whole lot of therapy and sex work happens on Zoom. They're gonna generate the weirdest porn about self-actualization.

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.

StrangersInTheNight posted:

Uh yeah a whole lot of therapy and sex work happens on Zoom. They're gonna generate the weirdest porn about self-actualization.

gang gang. Secure attachment so good

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.
Is private equity shorting Zoom or something? Doing a stealth layoff and then going "all your data are belong to me", and I'm sure a price hike is coming, can't be good for their growth.

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

skooma512 posted:

Is private equity shorting Zoom or something? Doing a stealth layoff and then going "all your data are belong to me", and I'm sure a price hike is coming, can't be good for their growth.

Who cares about next quarter? That's like a million years from now!

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club

What does this mean? This is the second time I've seen this.

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

credburn posted:

What does this mean? This is the second time I've seen this.

lol you're not fooling anyone ;)

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Time_pants posted:

Who cares about next quarter? That's like a million years from now!

This guy next quarters

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.

naem posted:

food prices jumping so much has me honestly concerned

I also used to wonder why my grandparent’s generation would make such a big deal about food, always offering and the making a big deal out of it, I think they went without more than many have the last few decades. We might be returning to harder times

This passage kinda haunts me, even though I should be armored against stuff like it:

E.M. Forster in 1909 posted:

Time passed, and they resented the defects no longer. The defects had not been remedied, but the human tissues in that latter day had become so subservient, that they readily adapted themselves to every caprice of the Machine. The sigh at the crises of the Brisbane symphony no longer irritated Vashti; she accepted it as part of the melody. The jarring noise, whether in the head or in the wall, was no longer resented by her friend. And so with the mouldy artificial fruit, so with the bath water that began to stink, so with the defective rhymes that the poetry machine had taken to emit. All were bitterly complained of at first, and then acquiesced in and forgotten. Things went from bad to worse unchallenged.

It was otherwise with the failure of the sleeping apparatus. That was a more serious stoppage. There came a day when over the whole world — in Sumatra, in Wessex, in the innumerable cities of Courland and Brazil — the beds, when summoned by their tired owners, failed to appear. It may seem a ludicrous matter, but from it we may date the collapse of humanity.

digitalist
Nov 17, 2000

journey into Kirk's unknown


doctorfrog posted:

This passage kinda haunts me, even though I should be armored against stuff like it:

I ended up searching wanting to find out more about the passage and realized it's a short story available online for free, https://www.cs.ucdavis.edu/~koehl/Teaching/ECS188/PDF_files/Machine_stops.pdf, in case anyone else is interested. Thanks for sharing, it reminds me of The Dead Flag Blues by GYBE, which has probably become cliché by now but what can I say, it's effective.

Godspeed You! Black Emperor posted:

The car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel
And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides
And a dark wind blows
The government is corrupt
And we're on so many drugs
With the radio on and the curtains drawn
We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
And the machine is bleeding to death
The sun has fallen down
And the billboards are all leering
And the flags are all dead at the top of their poles
It went like this:
The buildings tumbled in on themselves
Mothers clutching babies picked through the rubble
And pulled out their hair
The skyline was beautiful on fire
All twisted metal stretching upwards
Everything washed in a thin orange haze
I said: "kiss me, you're beautiful -
These are truly the last days"
You grabbed my hand and we fell into it
Like a daydream or a fever
We woke up one morning and fell a little further down -
For sure it's the valley of death
I open up my wallet
And it's full of blood

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Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

anonumos posted:

Fireflies, too, though not migrating. I remember fireflies showing up in May and sticking around until August, or something like that. Basically all summer. Now we're lucky to see them for a few nights in June.
I remember whole clouds of lightning bugs every Summer night when I was a kid in the 90's and my recollections can't entirely be rosy tinted trash

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