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The MSJ posted:What has this woman done to anger Mexico? Maybe the snake and hawk thought she was a cactus?
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The MSJ posted:What has this woman done to anger Mexico? It’s literally the first word of the headline.
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What counts as "winning" this fight? Because I reckon I could beat some of those animals in a "fight" if scaring them off counts. Almost none of them will want to fight in the first place, so in most cases they'll probably just leave if you shout at them. But if we're locked in an arena until one or both of us is dead then it becomes a very different question.
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StillFullyTerrible posted:That was Thebes, not Sparta, dumbass Putin ally! Whatever it's all greek to me
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StillFullyTerrible posted:That was Thebes, not Sparta, dumbass Putin ally! When you're a Russian Plutocrat, everyone else looks like a Helot.
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Tiggum posted:What counts as "winning" this fight? Because I reckon I could beat some of those animals in a "fight" if scaring them off counts. Almost none of them will want to fight in the first place, so in most cases they'll probably just leave if you shout at them. But if we're locked in an arena until one or both of us is dead then it becomes a very different question.
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Wanted to ask if I could bring a gun, but then I read that this chart presumes you are unarmed. Doesn't say anything about the animals, though, so be cautious. Wouldn't want to go up against a medium sized dog with an assault rifle.
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Aug 9, 2023 12:11
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Armed guard dogs are no joke.
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I feel like the spirit of the question requires you assume the animal wants to fight you and is actively trying to, and vice versa. Interesting how Americans are way more confident about geese specifically.
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Aug 9, 2023 13:30
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I do not think I could win a fight with a goose. I could make the goose lose, but I think the odds are very low that I would be feeling that "I won" at that point.
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Aug 9, 2023 13:38
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No one wants to fight a goose, but come on, they’ve got hollow bones and even some newborn babies outweigh them. In a fight to the death, that goose is cooked.
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Aug 9, 2023 13:44
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Platystemon posted:In a fight to the death, that goose is cooked. I should hope so, if you're gonna kill the thing might as well get a dinner out of it
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Aug 9, 2023 13:51
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Most people could probably kill a goose bare-handed, but it almost definitely isn't gonna be pretty. Now a swan, I wouldn't like my odds with.
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Aug 9, 2023 14:20
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Yeah, as some other posters said the issue with a goose is not that a human can't beat it (with an injury or two) it's that I do not want to harm a goose.
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Aug 9, 2023 14:21
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Captain Monkey posted:Yeah, as some other posters said the issue with a goose is not that a human can't beat it (with an injury or two) it's that I do not want to harm a goose. And specifically if it's a Canadian goose, you don't want to hurt one in Canada or the States because they are protected by law.
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Aug 9, 2023 14:49
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It's fairly easy to be permitted to hurt a Canada goose. The law mostly says we need to pay attention to how many geese we hurt so as to make sure the US doesn't deplete the Canadian strategic reserve of geese or vice versa. With the amount of urban acclimation (usually to the detriment of both goose and people) we are in a hurt-the-goose phase and we just need to keep records of all the geese we hurt.
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I hurt a goose today To see if I still feel I focus on the honk The only thing that's real
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If the goose gets a knife, so do I.  (I still lose)
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Aug 9, 2023 16:01
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Swans can gently caress you up, no joke. You could beat one in a fight but if it's determined to really hurt you, not just bully you, it can deglove fingers.
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Them Duke boys found something worse than just fighting the drat goose....
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Ichabod Sexbeast posted:Them Duke boys found something worse than just fighting the drat goose....
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mycatscrimes posted:If the goose gets a knife, so do I. Are you suggesting you bring a knife to a goose fight?
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StillFullyTerrible posted:Swans can gently caress you up, no joke. You could beat one in a fight but if it's determined to really hurt you, not just bully you, it can deglove fingers. There's no possible way to defeat a swan, if you kill one, you'll be cursed, and meet an untimely and gruesome end.
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Aug 9, 2023 21:21
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I've been bitten by swans a couple of times, and you'd have to have fingers made of pond weed to get even a bit hurt.
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Aug 9, 2023 21:25
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Elviscat posted:There's no possible way to defeat a swan, if you kill one, you'll be cursed, and meet an untimely and gruesome end. Does untimely mean sooner than currently timed because if so this sounds like an improvement on current standings.
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The music of Michael Gira has influenced me violently on occasion so I'd avoid getting into this fight.
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Pookah posted:I've been bitten by swans a couple of times, and you'd have to have fingers made of pond weed to get even a bit hurt. they were trying to bully you, is why
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StillFullyTerrible posted:Swans can gently caress you up, no joke. You could beat one in a fight but if it's determined to really hurt you, not just bully you, it can deglove fingers. I'd probably just not wear gloves to the fight.
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Aug 9, 2023 22:34
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Captain Monkey posted:I'd probably just not wear gloves to the fight. no the secret is to wear gloves, then they simply remove the glove instead of your fingerskin
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Aug 9, 2023 22:55
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Captain Monkey posted:I'd probably just not wear gloves to the fight. IMO clothes count as tools so you can't wear gloves or anything else. You have to fight the goose naked.
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Facebook Aunt posted:IMO clothes count as tools so you can't wear gloves or anything else. You have to fight the goose naked. Only if the goose goes featherless too
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Facebook Aunt posted:IMO clothes count as tools so you can't wear gloves or anything else. You have to fight the goose naked. But what if I'm a tool too?
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Captain Hygiene posted:Only if the goose goes featherless too You get to keep your hair, birb gets to keep his feathers.
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StillFullyTerrible posted:no the secret is to wear gloves, then they simply remove the glove instead of your fingerskin no deal
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It's getting increasingly clear now why gallonseri, the group of birds containing swans and geese (also ducks and chickens) survived the Cretaceous extinction. They eat everything and fight everything, and wins. Inevitably, one of them was once one of the largest land animals in Europe, Asia and North America.
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Just like lovely little lap dogs have a genetic memory of being wolves, geese and swans have a genetic memory of being T-Rex
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mycatscrimes posted:If the goose gets a knife, so do I. I mean that's also same logic with humans, you do not want to get into a knife fight because typically the winner of a knife fight just dies in the hospital slightly later on rather than the street. Elviscat posted:Just like lovely little lap dogs have a genetic memory of being wolves, geese and swans have a genetic memory of being T-Rex Even more recently a lot of those lovely little lap dogs were bred for fitting into small spaces and killing everything inside.
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