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numptyboy
Sep 6, 2004
somewhat pleasant

zone posted:

TIL small amounts of 80s and 90s tech, not even aircraft yet, is enough to break glorious Puccia in a straight fight to the point where they have to land mine everything to hell just to desperately hold on to what they have, while failing at it. And this Tuvan moron thinks that's a "significant" amount of resources. My dear man, you're losing to NATO's spare change and hand me downs. No amount of cope will change that.


'in order to turn the situation on the battlefield in its favor'

Careful Shoigu. You are very close to acknowledging that you are losing and are therefor discrediting the SMO.

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TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



I have dared to besmirch the Glory of the VEEDEEVEE, and now they are parachuting in to tell me "no actually the VDV are elite and did their mission, that's why Kyiv fell in d-" :allears:

Russia's military is utter trash, stop defending it. I was shocked too when they were this garbage back last year in February, it's utterly trash.

North Korea could probably give them a good run for their money, hell I think Iran would win

Lmao ANY NATO state would obliterate them

TulliusCicero fucked around with this message at 12:21 on Aug 9, 2023

Hand Row
May 28, 2001

Eediot Jedi posted:

I'm not saying they're high speed low drag terminators that can turn the tide, it's just I've heard "haha they're sending in the vdv, it's so over", several times before in this thread, and it's like... Yeah? And? How is that significant? Would you not??? I don't see it as significant or unexpected and I'm wondering why Giggolo does.

The big thing is they were already deployed, not held in reserve and then deployed to a new area.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Making decent optics is extremely expensive and specialist. Why would you put an ammo factory next to the irreplaceable optics production?

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

TulliusCicero posted:

I have dared to besmirch the Glory of the VEEDEEVEE, and now they are parachuting in to tell me "no actually the VDV are elite and did their mission, that's why Kyiv fell in d-" :allears:

Russia's military is utter trash, stop defending it. I was shocked too when they were this garbage back last year in February, it's utterly trash.

North Korea could probably give them a good run for their money, hell I think Iran would win

Lmao ANY NATO state would obliterate them

Speaking of North Korea, I don't know how we could keep up with their MIC:



Is an AK

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!

The Lone Badger posted:

Making decent optics is extremely expensive and specialist. Why would you put an ammo factory next to the irreplaceable optics production?

To recreate that Simpsons joke where the guy from Beverly Hills 90210 gets launched through increasingly improbable and painful factories.

lomzus
Mar 18, 2009
https://twitter.com/wartranslated/status/1689193380696223746

https://twitter.com/wartranslated/status/1689187134064750597

lomzus fucked around with this message at 12:48 on Aug 9, 2023

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

mobby_6kl posted:

Speaking of North Korea, I don't know how we could keep up with their MIC:



Is an AK

Still better than the Russian AK modernization program

NihilCredo
Jun 6, 2011

iram omni possibili modo preme:
plus una illa te diffamabit, quam multæ virtutes commendabunt

TulliusCicero posted:

I have dared to besmirch the Glory of the VEEDEEVEE, and now they are parachuting in to tell me "no actually the VDV are elite and did their mission, that's why Kyiv fell in d-" :allears:

Russia's military is utter trash, stop defending it. I was shocked too when they were this garbage back last year in February, it's utterly trash.

North Korea could probably give them a good run for their money, hell I think Iran would win

Lmao ANY NATO state would obliterate them

I'm gonna banish myself to the unnamed tankie forum for this, but I don't think I like Luxembourg's chances there.

Skanky Burns
Jan 9, 2009
https://plus.thebulwark.com/p/ukraine-combined-arms-training?utm_campaign=post

Latest from Mark Hertling

Eediot Jedi
Dec 25, 2007

This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

TulliusCicero posted:

I have dared to besmirch the Glory of the VEEDEEVEE, and now they are parachuting in to tell me "no actually the VDV are elite and did their mission, that's why Kyiv fell in d-" :allears:

Russia's military is utter trash, stop defending it. I was shocked too when they were this garbage back last year in February, it's utterly trash.

North Korea could probably give them a good run for their money, hell I think Iran would win

Lmao ANY NATO state would obliterate them

I tear open my shirt, revealing the blue and white stripes of my true allegiance, put on my beret, and begin to post.

Hand Row posted:

The big thing is they were already deployed, not held in reserve and then deployed to a new area.

Yeah fair point.

NihilCredo posted:

I'm gonna banish myself to the unnamed tankie forum for this, but I don't think I like Luxembourg's chances there.

Does Russia start on the border or do they have to drive over? Even assuming that drive is unopposed I don't like their odds.

Vaginaface
Aug 26, 2013

HEY REI HEY REI,
do vaginaface!

So wearing enemy uniforms is a war crime, but impersonating using captured comms isn't?

Malinois
Jun 13, 2003


Why was Tomov, a battalion commander, personally leading a group of under 20 soldiers on a support mission? Weirdness.

Kennedy
Aug 1, 2006


hard to breathe?

Vaginaface posted:

So wearing enemy uniforms is a war crime, but impersonating using captured comms isn't?

Read for yourself: https://www.un.org/en/genocideprevention/war-crimes.shtml

Someone should tell Russia it's not a checklist.

raifield
Feb 21, 2005

Vaginaface posted:

So wearing enemy uniforms is a war crime, but impersonating using captured comms isn't?

Correct. Using captured communication equipment is defined as a 'ruse of war' and is explicitly not a war crime.

OctaMurk
Jun 21, 2013

steinrokkan posted:

Still better than the Russian AK modernization program

The Russians should have just slapped some tacticool accessories on the Ak-74, and called it a day.

When you look at the Ak-12, you would think, "but thats what they did!". Nope, they made a rifle that looks similar but is worse and more expensive

RBA-Wintrow
Nov 4, 2009


Clapping Larry

NihilCredo posted:

I'm gonna banish myself to the unnamed tankie forum for this, but I don't think I like Luxembourg's chances there.

The Russians got lost along the way because they sold the GPS. Then requested more money for fuel as the money reserved for that never arrived. Half the troops are missing uniforms and armaments and the other half are in trucks with rotten axels, tires and engines that haven't seen maintenance since 1953.

Meanwhile, the Grand Duke flies his ~1100 troops to Moscow and Putin gives him a side hustle training the army of Belarus, and a complimentary diamond mine in the Central African Republic.

Warbadger
Jun 17, 2006

steinrokkan posted:

Still better than the Russian AK modernization program

Probably very similar in that it exists primarily as a propaganda item and won't ever end up produced in any significant amounts, while suffering from serious QC issues.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Is the AK-12 the one with a two round burst or did I take tumble out a window and mix that up with something else.

Deki
May 12, 2008

It's Hammer Time!

TulliusCicero posted:

I have dared to besmirch the Glory of the VEEDEEVEE, and now they are parachuting in to tell me "no actually the VDV are elite and did their mission, that's why Kyiv fell in d-" :allears:

I hate to give any part of the Russian war machine credit but the VDV did actually do their mission at hostomel extremely well.

The problem for them is that they couldn't have held out forever and the support that was supposed to have came in never did, so they got their poo poo wrecked when Ukranian troops regouped.

Dwesa
Jul 19, 2016

Maybe I'll go where I can see stars

The Lone Badger posted:

Making decent optics is extremely expensive and specialist. Why would you put an ammo factory next to the irreplaceable optics production?

the most likely explanation is something something corruption and negligence

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Barudak posted:

Is the AK-12 the one with a two round burst or did I take tumble out a window and mix that up with something else.

The two round burst is the AN94 which has a wheel and pulley system crammed inside and disassembly involves bashing it against things like any true Russian gun

Just Another Lurker
May 1, 2009

Barudak posted:

Is the AK-12 the one with a two round burst or did I take tumble out a window and mix that up with something else.

AK-12 is the one where you can't access the gas block to clean it correctly.... amongst other things. :ughh:

Ronwayne
Nov 20, 2007

That warm and fuzzy feeling.

Strategic Tea posted:

Surely this time the people won't stand for this abuse and blindly follow orders straight off a cliff!!

Russian enforcement are skilled slavers that can keep the desperate contained, including when said slaves have guns. This isn't like ignoring a draft notice, I doubt there's an element of awkward silence where the convicts can make a Good Moral Choice. They have no choice, by design of skilled torturers and herders of humans, and the russian gov't has thrown the kayfaybe that these guys have any say in the matter whatsoever out the window..

Ronwayne fucked around with this message at 14:32 on Aug 9, 2023

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-66450520

Authorities in Moscow have unveiled a new schoolbook which aims to justify the war on Ukraine and accuses the West of trying to destroy Russia.

lmao no words

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Tai posted:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-66450520

Authorities in Moscow have unveiled a new schoolbook which aims to justify the war on Ukraine and accuses the West of trying to destroy Russia.

lmao no words

Florida probably taking notes.

RDM
Apr 6, 2009

I LOVE FINLAND AND ESPECIALLY FINLAND'S MILITARY ALLIANCES, GOOGLE FINLAND WORLD WAR 2 FOR MORE INFORMATION SLAVA UKRANI
Ukranians are learning useful skills from this war

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
https://twitter.com/JuliaDavisNews/status/1689119562518671361

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wf6RNm74Ig

lmao we have a right zinger from last night! Worth a watch to cheer you up.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

lol Not even O'Reilly and the psychos on Fox News were like "Iraq is just the start, take Syria, take Iran, take India!"

CeeJee
Dec 4, 2001
Oven Wrangler

Tai posted:

https://twitter.com/JuliaDavisNews/status/1689119562518671361

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wf6RNm74Ig

lmao we have a right zinger from last night! Worth a watch to cheer you up.



So this is why someone wears sunglasses inside, to pull off this look.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Toxic Mental posted:

lol Not even O'Reilly and the psychos on Fox News were like "Iraq is just the start, take Syria, take Iran, take India!"

Iran and North Korea though!

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Blackorussia.


What the gently caress does that mean lol

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Blackorussia.


What the gently caress does that mean lol

It's made with vodka and coffee licqure, I think?

Fumble
Sep 4, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 9 days!

Disco Pope posted:

It's made with vodka and coke, I think?

and tia maria

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Blackorussia.


What the gently caress does that mean lol

They probably wanted to go with n-wordorussia but someone with half a brain cell over there changed it.

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

Its also a word play since Belarus(sia) literally means White Russia and Niger just sort-of joined the Putin's clubhouse of "Shithole dictatorships which exist only because of Russia"

Dwesa
Jul 19, 2016

Maybe I'll go where I can see stars
Chernorussia... they're discussing their Arma/DayZ gaming session

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esGr0kfpWWE

Adam Something just posted a good summary of the counter offensive so far. My biggest criticism is that the sponsor of the video is a bit jarring considering the content lol.

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Mar 10, 2005

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Horrorosaurus
Oct 22, 2010

Der Kyhe posted:

Its also a word play since Belarus(sia) literally means White Russia and Niger just sort-of joined the Putin's clubhouse of "Shithole dictatorships which exist only because of Russia"

Yeah Belarus in finnish, at least, is called Valkovenäjä, which is literally White Russia and as stated above.

It's kinda interesting, this is what a lazy google search, as for why that is, suggests:

"The name Belarus (or Byelorussia, as it was called earlier) can be literally translated as White Ruthenia. Max Vasmer's dictionary suggests that the name may have come from the white clothing worn by the local Slavic population."

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