Comic Strips 2023: It's not a fetish or anything, I swear

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manero: Jan 30, 2006

Nancy 1943

Pluggers

# ? Aug 9, 2023 14:21

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# ? May 28, 2024 14:06

kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

Good Listener posted:

This one is going right over my head. Whatever the joke is may not work in non audio form..

pita

# ? Aug 9, 2023 14:21

Good Listener: Sep 2, 2006; Ask me about moons
Fact #1 The Moon is really cool

kidcoelacanth posted:

pita

poo poo. Thank you LOL

# ? Aug 9, 2023 15:16

Powered Descent: Jul 13, 2008; We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

amigolupus posted:

So they're just gonna wait out the cops looking for them, again, like it's GTA? It's hilarious how Jules inadvertently wrote a 'lesson' that people can just keep getting away with anything and suffer no consequences for it.

And remember that as of a couple of storylines ago, Mark is out on bail -- I forget the exact setup of that, but it's never been mentioned since and I don't expect it to ever come up again.

Bizarro

The Family Circus

Slylock Fox

# ? Aug 9, 2023 15:29

Huxley: Oct 10, 2012; Grimey Drawer

A+J

# ? Aug 9, 2023 15:43

Kavak: Aug 23, 2009

manero posted:

Pluggers

Pluggers are still in the desert.

# ? Aug 9, 2023 16:36

Huxley: Oct 10, 2012; Grimey Drawer

manero posted:

Pluggers

Realizing suddenly that in junior year 1972, Mary Lou McDonald wasn't trying to show you her new roller skates while her parents were out, she was trying to sleep with you.

Alternately: That bear knows what he did.

# ? Aug 9, 2023 16:43

Doomykins: Jun 28, 2008; Didn't you mean to ask about flowers?

Jucika "190 - Jucika's Financial Difficulties At The End Of The Month"

"191 - Jucika's Theatrical Partner"

"női mosd� = ladies bathroom"

# ? Aug 9, 2023 17:28

Strontium: Aug 28, 2009; Dexter didn't much care for the party.

Daddy Daze

Take It From The Tinkersons

Macanudo

Dark Side Of The Horse

# ? Aug 9, 2023 17:56

F_Shit_Fitzgerald: Feb 2, 2017

Strontium posted:

Take It From The Tinkersons

Do you all remember that Staples (?) Back To School ad that would air around this time in the '90s* - the "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" one? When I was a kid I hated that commercial because it was so smug.

* For all I know some variation of it still on TV.

# ? Aug 9, 2023 17:59

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; We're normal now.
We love your family.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

Do you all remember that Staples (?) Back To School ad that would air around this time in the '90s* - the "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" one? When I was a kid I hated that commercial because it was so smug.

* For all I know some variation of it still on TV.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOuzsk36vjM

Well, it helps if you remember that it's a universal fact that parents hate their children, hate them to hell.

(I would've pegged this as an early 00's ad. It wouldn't surprise me if it ran that long, even with the computer equipment in the background starting to look dated even by then.)

# ? Aug 9, 2023 18:07

Yvonmukluk: Oct 10, 2012; Everything is Sinister

Bad Machinery

# ? Aug 9, 2023 18:28

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Mutts

Sally Forth

Skippy (August 22, 1935)

Peanuts (August 11, 1976)

Crankshaft

Mutt and Jeff

Rip Haywire: Ka-RERUN!

Thimble Theater (March 13, 1940)

Out Our Way (July 6-8, 1942)

# ? Aug 9, 2023 18:43

Professor Wayne: Aug 27, 2008; So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.

riderchop posted:

Classic Arlo and Janis (September 05, 2001)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wb6h6tsEsn4

Pickles

Hagar the Horrible

Zits

# ? Aug 9, 2023 18:56

Powered Descent: Jul 13, 2008; We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Obligatory.

# ? Aug 9, 2023 19:18

Howard Beale: Feb 22, 2001; It's like this, Peanut

EasyEW posted:

Crankshaft

Yes
YES
The cancer has arrived at Crankshaft
Tom Batiuk is BACK IN HIS COMFORT ZONE, BABY

# ? Aug 9, 2023 20:31

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Howard Beale posted:

Yes
YES
The cancer has arrived at Crankshaft
Tom Batiuk is BACK IN HIS COMFORT ZONE, BABY

Lets Snuffy Smith this bitch!

# ? Aug 9, 2023 20:35

Hwurmp: May 20, 2005

you loved Lisa's Story, now brace yourselves for the Crankshaft's rear end Cancer Cinematic Universe

# ? Aug 9, 2023 20:37

Giant Ethicist: Jun 9, 2013; Looks like she got on a loaf of bread instead of a bus again...

Haraiso Days

There�s a fine line between �scamp� and �just an rear end in a top hat.�

# ? Aug 9, 2023 22:28

Hwurmp: May 20, 2005

destroy him

# ? Aug 9, 2023 22:32

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Retail

Popcom

# ? Aug 9, 2023 22:39

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

Into Ilves

Nancy

Dustin

Mandrake

# ? Aug 9, 2023 23:27

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

Pogo 3/18/51

Archie 11/16/47

# ? Aug 9, 2023 23:29

Powered Descent: Jul 13, 2008; We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Selachian posted:

Archie 11/16/47

Young man, don't take movies of the football game. If you find the film in 30 years you won't give a poo poo about the game. Record your friends. _{_{And maybe your car.}}

# ? Aug 9, 2023 23:41

thisusedyet: Feb 14, 2012; My post... it sucks!!!

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

Do you all remember that Staples (?) Back To School ad that would air around this time in the '90s* - the "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" one? When I was a kid I hated that commercial because it was so smug.

* For all I know some variation of it still on TV.

Always preferred the Alice Cooper one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Cp_JKf7KYA

# ? Aug 9, 2023 23:44

FastestGunAlive: Apr 7, 2010; Dancing palm tree.

# ? Aug 10, 2023 00:22

Shugojin: Sep 6, 2007; THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...

FastestGunAlive posted:

# ? Aug 10, 2023 00:23

kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

steve kelley has been holding on to exactly 5 tattoo jokes for YEARS and god drat it he's going to tell them this week

# ? Aug 10, 2023 00:43

Angular Cyrus: May 29, 2007; everything is so much harder than it looks

Underworld LA Weekly 07/17�24/1997

# ? Aug 10, 2023 00:48

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

Do you all remember that Staples (?) Back To School ad that would air around this time in the '90s* - the "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" one? When I was a kid I hated that commercial because it was so smug.

* For all I know some variation of it still on TV.

thisusedyet posted:

Always preferred the Alice Cooper one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Cp_JKf7KYA

Then Claritin had to mess everything up by basing a year-round ad campaign around that drat song. Anyone who fears Xmas creep as much as I do has been screaming into a pillow continuously for the past two years.

Our Boarding House, in which the sharks smell fresh blood. (May 26-28, 1924)

Toonerville Folks (July 28-30, 1921, with a modesty curtain for Aunt Eppie.)

Dok's Dippy Demand To Speak To The Manager Of This War (November 11, 1914)

Little Lefty (December 13-14, 1938; the strip's MIA for the 12th)

EasyEW fucked around with this message at 02:21 on Aug 10, 2023

# ? Aug 10, 2023 02:18

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

JethroMcB posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOuzsk36vjM

Well, it helps if you remember that it's a universal fact that parents hate their children, hate them to hell.

(I would've pegged this as an early 00's ad. It wouldn't surprise me if it ran that long, even with the computer equipment in the background starting to look dated even by then.)

Also all kids absolutely hate school and never want to go back to the place where all their friends are.

I enjoyed back to school shopping when I was a kid. Something about new binders, notebooks, pencils and stuff just feels nice. It was especially cool if I scored an actual Trapper Keeper and not one of the cheap ripoffs.

F Minus

Mark Trail

Mary Worth

The Phantom

Pooch Cafe

Rex Morgan MD

I JUST WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE WAY I ACTED TOWARDS YOU! gently caress!

Andertoons

Apartment 3-G

# ? Aug 10, 2023 02:20

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

FastestGunAlive posted:

Took a bit, but lol.

# ? Aug 10, 2023 02:24

Malachite_Dragon: Mar 31, 2010; Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Murdstone posted:

The Phantom

Malachite_Dragon posted:

"Go the gently caress home, Ghost!"* -Bandar dude
*_{(In the bandar tongue)}

# ? Aug 10, 2023 02:25

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

FastestGunAlive posted:

Gold.

# ? Aug 10, 2023 02:29

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Legit In The Second Comic Rudy Doesn't Even Seem Super Off Base By Asking This Because She's A loving Snake And She's Also Studying Medicine, Plus Everyone Is Related To Everyone In This drat Comic, But No, Use Social Media To Spy On People And Collate Personal Info Instead

# ? Aug 10, 2023 02:51

Julet Esqu: May 6, 2007

riderchop posted:

Compu-toon

This kid looks wrong. I mean, a different kind of wrong than usual. Is Charles Boyce okay? :ohdear:

Luann

Nobody wants to hear about your weird sex roleplay with Nil, Bernice.

Gil Thorp

Home Free

# ? Aug 10, 2023 03:23

mycatscrimes: Jan 2, 2020

I like "Olive and Popeye". The nonRandy artist is great which goes a long way, ghost adventures have been fun, and stuff actually happens. I also like the bits with Olive and her friend the most. It's cute and fun.

# ? Aug 10, 2023 03:28

don Jaime: Apr 3, 2004

Julet Esqu posted:

Is Charles Boyce okay?

He never has been before, why would he be okay now?

# ? Aug 10, 2023 03:40

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; We're normal now.
We love your family.

Julet Esqu posted:

This kid looks wrong. I mean, a different kind of wrong than usual. Is Charles Boyce okay?

To say nothing of "Enjoy the remaining of Summer."

This thread reads Compu-Toon more closely than his editor/any kind of caregiver does.

# ? Aug 10, 2023 03:53

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# ? May 28, 2024 14:06

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Julet Esqu posted:

Is Charles Boyce okay?

don Jaime posted:

He never has been before, why would he be okay now?

It's a valid question. We've seen a lot of older cartoonists kind of disintegrate at the drawing board while still on the job.

# ? Aug 10, 2023 03:55

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