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Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

Lostconfused posted:

This is why everyone keeps telling you that you need to warm up before doing any straneous exercise.

Hell Iraq was 20 years ago.

I'd bet that the army probably would make a bigger mess of it now.

The Gulf War and the first part of the Iraq War were still fought using Cold War inventories and Cold War force structures. If you go back, all of the think tank people were relentlessly critical of this, calling for a more modern, sleeker, lighter, military. Seriously, it was a boutique publishing industry from about 1999-201X.

Well, the problem is that as Cold War equipment wore out, they got their way, and voila. We would have to rely on new equipment and new structures - like replacing the entire rear echelon with contractors - and it turns out, none of that actually worked, it's just that Afghanistan was a low enough threat environment that it was never really tested while everyone was getting rich off of it.

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Mister Bates
Aug 4, 2010
a former roommate was a retired Army rear echelon NCO and he used to talk about all the dumb poo poo that got routed through his workplace

the standout for me was the time they handled a shipment of ‘tactical hatchets’ that came in little digital camo patterned hatchet sheaths, which the Army was being charged 300 dollars each for

he mentioned looking them up and finding them for sale on the manufacturer’s website for 50 bucks each

also no one ever even took them out of the plastic bags they came in

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

reality really has outpaced parody, huh?

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Frosted Flake posted:

The Gulf War and the first part of the Iraq War were still fought using Cold War inventories and Cold War force structures. If you go back, all of the think tank people were relentlessly critical of this, calling for a more modern, sleeker, lighter, military. Seriously, it was a boutique publishing industry from about 1999-201X.

Well, the problem is that as Cold War equipment wore out, they got their way, and voila. We would have to rely on new equipment and new structures - like replacing the entire rear echelon with contractors - and it turns out, none of that actually worked, it's just that Afghanistan was a low enough threat environment that it was never really tested while everyone was getting rich off of it.

It worked in that the military spending as a portion of US GDP was cut roughly in half from the mid-late 1980s up to the late 1990s and early 2000s, and despite that, the country didn't blow up or die.* Did Canada replace the "entire rear echelon with contractors?" That wasn't a thing that happened in the US military. I'm not confident that Afghanistan or the Iraq "rebuilding plan," which wasn't one, would have gone any better if the US was still sitting on even more tactical fighters and larger tank formations.

I guess there's an argument to be made that if the US in the 1990s wanted to hurry up and get ready for asking for a Cold War but with China this time, they could have rapidly retooled for an air/sea fight, but that would be both expensive and require all sorts of hindsight plus require the expenses and the hindsight to be paired with a hawkish outlook. Kind of a weird counterfactual.

*I mean, arguably, the 1980s-2000s did destroy the US in a lot of ways, but it wasn't because there weren't enough tank brigades training in California.

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

mlmp08 posted:

Did Canada replace the "entire rear echelon with contractors?" That wasn't a thing that happened in the US military.

Hyperbole (ὑπερβολή, superlatio) is a deliberately exaggerated phrase: quod erit vobis luce clarius, iudices, tum cum eos ipsos produxero qui dederunt (‘‘it will be clearer than light [i.e., crystal clear] to you, judges, when I have called those who have paid,’’ Cic. Verr. 2.2.186).

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Frosted Flake posted:

Hyperbole (ὑπερβολή, superlatio) is a deliberately exaggerated phrase: quod erit vobis luce clarius, iudices, tum cum eos ipsos produxero qui dederunt (‘‘it will be clearer than light [i.e., crystal clear] to you, judges, when I have called those who have paid,’’ Cic. Verr. 2.2.186).

lol

nomad2020
Jan 30, 2007


LMAO at licensing canvas tarps and These https://canopiesandtarps.com/canopy-fittings.html.

nomad2020 has issued a correction as of 16:15 on Aug 9, 2023

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


mlmp08 posted:

ROCAF with Mavericks

wtf

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.
https://twitter.com/DaleStarkA10/status/1689283237477027841

lmao

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

mlmp08 posted:

Did Canada replace the "entire rear echelon with contractors?" That wasn't a thing that happened in the US military.

wow not literally 100% of functions? looks like the MIC triumphs over disinformation again

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Canada replaced most of their rear echelon with contractors to show they could replace the rest of their rear echelon with contractors, if they wanted to

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Best Friends posted:

wow not literally 100% of functions? looks like the MIC triumphs over disinformation again

The lion’s share of US forces are logistical support. The big US cut was in combat units and then putting some of logistical support into the guard and reserve, cause you need those for combat but you don’t really need all of your fuel movers, supply teams, truckers, and earth movers sitting around on snap orders, just in case. A lot of that can go into reserves.

All of this resulted in mil spending dropping by about 50% relative to GDP from the 80s to the late 90s/2000s. So yes, certainly made the US less able to execute something at the scale of WW3 in Europe or even the Gulf War… but so what? That would have been pretty wasteful to keep funding all of that just for the sake of having a massive standing military sitting in the states. I would think it would be good that when the cold war ended, the MIC didn’t get to maintain cold war spending levels.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

"access to food" jesus christ the shitlibbery is endemic

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/PAVE_vice/status/1689394974150819841?t=2Cke35PZlOxmqTVJiranYw&s=19

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

gently caress/marry/kill flogger, tornado and f111

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010




lmao only two dfacs open in a base as large as that. Also this isnt the first case of soldiers getting hosed with their food, there was another case less than a month ago!

https://www.armytimes.com/news/your-army/2023/07/14/fort-knox-cadets-taste-army-life-walkouts-expired-mres-water-issues/

Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

you would think the one thing america would be able to do is feed people burger

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

Cao Ni Ma posted:

lmao only two dfacs open in a base as large as that. Also this isnt the first case of soldiers getting hosed with their food, there was another case less than a month ago!

https://www.armytimes.com/news/your-army/2023/07/14/fort-knox-cadets-taste-army-life-walkouts-expired-mres-water-issues/

um excuse me

quote:

“U.S. Army Cadet Command leaders, soldiers, and civilian staff responded to challenges within hours and returned to a normal feeding schedule, checked multiple lots of MREs and, even an interruption in the local water supply was something that Cadet Command’s leaders and logisticians overcame so rapidly that training was not affected and our cadets and cadre were kept safe,” Patterson said.

maybe we should give these guys medals???

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

Megamissen posted:

you would think the one thing america would be able to do is feed people burger

Lockheed has invented an advanced technology that enables soldiers to get fat and die even while starving to death

Palladium
May 8, 2012

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Megamissen posted:

you would think the one thing america would be able to do is feed people burger

that's because the lion’s share of US forces are logistical support

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

lol
Audit of the Military Service Recruiting Organizations’ Efforts to Screen Applicants for Extremist and Criminal Gang Behavior (DODIG-2023-103)

www.dodig.mil posted:

Publicly Released:  August 7, 2023

Objective

The objective of this audit was to determine whether Military Service recruiting organizations screened applicants for extremist and criminal gang behavior in accordance with DoD and Military Service policies and procedures.

Background

DoD and Military Service-specific guidance provides standards for enlistment, appointment, and induction into the Military Services. On April 9, 2021, the Secretary of Defense issued a memorandum outlining immediate actions to address extremism across the DoD, including the review and standardization of screening questionnaires to solicit specific information from applicants about current or previous extremist behavior. Military Service recruiting organizations are responsible for screening applicants. The screening includes interviews, questionnaires and forms, tattoo review, and background checks.

Finding

The Military Service recruiting organizations generally screened applicants for extremist and criminal gang behavior in accordance with DoD and Military Service guidance. However, for the applicants required to complete screening steps, Military Service recruiters did not:

• annotate that 53 (41 percent) of 129 applicants were asked and responded to initial questions about extremist or criminal gang affiliation; August 3, 2023

• administer screening questionnaires or forms for 43 (40 percent) of 107 applicants;

• implement tattoo and body modification review procedures for 12 (9 percent) of 132 applicants;

• provide evidence of fingerprint results for 13 (9 percent) of 142 applicants; or

• provide evidence that a background investigation was initiated for 1 (1 percent) of 137 applicants.

As a result of not completing required applicant screening steps, Military Service recruiters may not have identified all applicants with extremist or criminal gang associations during the screening process, increasing the potential for future security risks and disruptions to good order, morale, and discipline. We also determined that Air Force recruiters entered data in the Air Force recruiting system for 26 (34 percent) of 76 Air Force applicants reviewed, showing that the applicants disclosed extremist or gang associations when the applicants had not made such disclosures. Air Force recruiters stated that they mistakenly checked boxes in the system indicating applicant extremist or gang associations. Additionally, the system did not automatically stop the application process because of a lack of system controls.

Recommendations

We recommend that the Secretaries of the Military Departments issue a policy memorandum to recruiting personnel reiterating the importance of completing all required steps for screening applicants for extremist or criminal gang associations. We further recommend that the Secretaries of the Military Departments establish and implement requirements for periodic reviews of recruiter compliance with required accessions screening procedures. During the audit, Air Force officials implemented a system change to correct the deficiency we identified with the Air Force recruiting system.

Management Comments and Our Response

Officials from the Offices of the Secretary of the Army, Navy, and Air Force agreed with the recommendations and described actions planned and taken to resolve the recommendations. Therefore, Recommendations A.1.b, A.2.a, A.2.b, A.3.a, and A.3.b are resolved and open and Recommendation A.1.a is closed. Please see the recommendations table on the next page for the status of recommendations.

This report is a result of Project No. D2022-D000RG-0052.000

KomradeX
Oct 29, 2011

The military is filled with Nazis, who could have guessed

ModernMajorGeneral
Jun 25, 2010
Sorry, you failed the criminal gang screening; we need people with relevant experience :dadjoke:

Palladium
May 8, 2012

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ModernMajorGeneral posted:

Sorry, you failed the criminal gang screening; we need people with relevant experience :dadjoke:

why do you even need plebs to join when you can shove more generals into the 100+ generals club in JSOC?

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/ronkainen7k15/status/1688088977021288448

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

AbramseX 🤣

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Cyber tank by Tesla.

Lovingly hand crafted from the finest Chinese components.

Smoke launchers on the turret arranged in a classic goatse array.

Mister Bates
Aug 4, 2010

lol Twilight 2000 predicted this way back in the 1980s

KomradeX
Oct 29, 2011

Mister Bates posted:

lol Twilight 2000 predicted this way back in the 1980s

Their Abhrams "Giraffe" looked much funnier

Lostconfused
Oct 1, 2008

That's not an Abrams, just look at how tiny that turret is

KomradeX
Oct 29, 2011

Lostconfused posted:

That's not an Abrams, just look at how tiny that turret is



You really got to see it from profile

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.

The recruiters just passed it through because of course they did, they lied to the recruit so why not lie to the military and push those numbers

Lostconfused
Oct 1, 2008

It's not as cool as the space nazi tank where the turret was also a plane

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

You saw they're also doing a StrykerX eh?

and that they did teaser trailers for both a few months ago?

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*
elon rear end military

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Lostconfused posted:

It's not as cool as the space nazi tank where the turret was also a plane



gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
Broke: MechWarrior future

Woke: Heavy Gear future

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Unlike battlemechs, gears make sense because they can go prone and have really good operational mobility with their roller skate feet

Palladium
May 8, 2012

Very Good
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Slavvy posted:

Unlike battlemechs, gears make sense because they can go prone and have really good operational mobility with their roller skate feet

if wheels are so good than why does nature ahbor it

checkmate tankies

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palindrome
Feb 3, 2020

speaking of, many people have probably read about the planthopper insect that has interlocking gears for super jumping. I am imagining clockwork creatures with differential gears and flywheels and poo poo several hundred million years from now. Or things even stranger than I can imagine.



good job nature, keep evolving stuff

palindrome has issued a correction as of 10:45 on Aug 10, 2023

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